PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Is anyone surprised Ralph is using the "spoiled sweet sixteen queen" maneuver to get out of the fight, and find a way to frame PPP as unwilling?

Sure I'll fight you. On a blue moon at the top of trump tower (booking and legal dispute handling is on you). I want $3,000 and I get to wear headgear and a bullet proof vest. Before the fight you will place a bat on the ground, forehead against the handle and spin around for 10 minutes. I automatically win if you can't do that.

Next, Gordon Ramsay will prepare me a lobster risotto personally (this part is also on you) prior to my bout. You will also have to keep spinning while my friends hit your arms with hammers while I eat.

Finally, the fight starts only when I say it does, and if you can't knock me out in 5 seconds, I win.
 
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Ralph got a venue promised to him by Tim Loy, the guy who did the venue for Tonka and Warski. Chances are he's hurting for business real bad right now because of the quarantine and is trying to fill out days with anything he can so I do trust this is a legitimate offer.

Basically, Ralph is demanding total compliance with that by "7pm EST" and then money in escrow by Monday.
 
The only way Ralph gets to relive his glory is by sheer coincidence that part two happens during the end of modern civilization.

Nice.
 
instythot said:
Well, I'll be damned
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me too. i didn't realize how many idiots there were in that scene.
DumbDude42 said:
what are the odds that ralph presents ppp with some kind of impossible condition, like "you have to match my weight class" and gets the fight called off that way?
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great point. Tim Loy doesn't know what he's getting into. MMA doesn't do that no weight class shit anymore.

This pings my radar like a motherfucker. How do we know Ethan isn't lying through his gunt to Tim about everything to make sure he can get a date. And then once PPP goes through all this, suddenly Tim's need for bloodwork and physicals causes the guntcrew to collapse.

Ethan is smart enough to realize Tonka was able to wait until the literal last minute before they knew he was bitchmade.
 
Null said:
Ralph is demanding total compliance with that by "7pm EST" and then money in escrow by Monday.
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How is Ralph gonna demand escrow by monday when the alleged time slot is in august. What tard would lock up that kind of money for 3 months with a 99% chance the fight isn't going to happen.
 
Shaka Brah said:
I guess? It's still weird that people are sucking off PPP as some kind of savant master troll when this is all a freak coincidence and he's been A-Logging Ralph for years to no effect.
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You're right, he has been alogging Ralph for years trying to get under his skin and his recent success with Dick involved a lot of luck. Dick and Nick just handled that really bad, if they never responded ppp would have made a couple of videos about it then stfu. Still, ppp's tenacity and way with words is something you can't say isn't commendable.
 
Disheveled Human said:
How is Ralph gonna demand escrow by monday when the alleged time slot is in august. What tard would lock up that kind of money for 3 months with a 99% chance the fight isn't going to happen.
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drama queen Ralph knows PPP and Godwinson can't get the money together by then. and it would be retarded to keep the money locked up. Nick is slimy enough to run off with the money too. felon be damned.
 
Disheveled Human said:
How is Ralph gonna demand escrow by monday when the alleged time slot is in august. What tard would lock up that kind of money for 3 months with a 99% chance the fight isn't going to happen.
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whats the problem with putting the cash into escrow a few months ahead of time?

2020Suicide said:
drama queen Ralph knows PPP and Godwinson can't get the money together by then. and it would be exceptional to keep the money locked up. Nick is slimy enough to run off with the money too. felon be damned.
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rekeita didn't run off with the hundreds of thousands he took from retarded weebs, he sure as fuck won't do it now for a lousy 4k from ppp
 
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Ralph got a venue promised to him by Tim Loy, the guy who did the venue for Tonka and Warski. Chances are he's hurting for business real bad right now because of the quarantine and is trying to fill out days with anything he can so I do trust this is a legitimate offer.

Basically, Ralph is demanding total compliance with that by "7pm EST" and then money in escrow by Monday.
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Ralph will need to send a full list of demands before an agreement can be written up and signed.
 
2020Suicide said:
drama queen Ralph knows PPP and Godwinson can't get the money together by then. and it would be exceptional to keep the money locked up. Nick is slimy enough to run off with the money too. felon be damned.
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I’m sure Nick is going to throw away everything he’s created for a few grand.
 
Godwinson and Null in need to make sure that the money is conditional on the fight actually happening. Either of them not being able to get a license and approved is a real thing and if that happens Ralph shouldn't get paid. I honestly don't trust Nick won't try to pull some lawyer tricks, so just be careful.
 
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