PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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how is ppp gonna fight when he get winded just talking?

so basically we are going to have two fat autistic trying to fight?
 
Kornheiser said:
Is this gonna happen or are we being taken for a ride?
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One of two things will happen: Ralph gets hospitalized/badly injured (possible death), or Ralph gets massively embarrassed and his e-clout finally dies.

I guess he gets to choose which.
 
Gotta give it to PPP, putting the ball in Ralph's court so he's in a position of either owning up to the smack he was talking or going full TonkaSaw is fucking hilarious.
 
Reverend said:
This is the most exceptional thing I've seen this month and that's saying allot coming from reading deathfats and video game sperging. The had waving, twitching, the beard 'rubbing', the mixing of reikta/risotto is hilarious.
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He comes from a line of preachers and I remember him saying he admires the skill and the effect it has on people and the one speaking, it really shows.
 
How did PPP suddenly turn into a hero over this? He was planning on bitching out from the start and is only trying to capitalize on sympathy now that he can say it's Ralph bitching out (for not agreeing with his terms).
 
PhoBingas said:
There's spots with literally no guards and no markings or signage to let you know you've crossed the border, so if the crayon crew found a secluded spot a cross-border stick-fight could very well be a possibility.
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So my plan could work? People called me mad but then they called Louis Wain mad too.

Shaka Brah said:
How did PPP suddenly turn into a hero over this? He was planning on bitching out from the start and is only trying to capitalize on sympathy now that he can say it's Ralph bitching out (for not agreeing with his terms).
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PPP is a troll, but he's a funny one.
 
Shaka Brah said:
How did PPP suddenly turn into a hero over this? He was planning on bitching out from the start and is only trying to capitalize on sympathy now that he can say it's Ralph bitching out (for not agreeing with his terms).
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There are no good guys in any of this. But Ralph has had this coming.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
That's all I've ever wanted.

Shit, I've always wanted to go to Vegas, this would be a good excuse.
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The chance this happening in vegas at all is slim to none. No hotel or venue is going to allow this shitfest especially with the horrible condition these two dimwits are in. They will fail drug or other health checks, Ralph won't get a license to fight (you have to be licensed to fight OFFICIALLY in vegas), and since there is a $$$ amount the commission will say "GTFO with your shit, this is a real fighting town"

No the only chance they are going to get in Vegas is for "Amateur" fight with headgear and boxing pads with NO prize money on the line as that's not what Amateurs do.

There is no chance in hell of any land owner, private property, club, or other place allowing this band of autistic screeching shit weasels show up and 'fight'. They can't do this on the downlo in some random back alley shit as both these sperglords will advertise it to the fucking sun and back. Literally the only option they have is to have Ralph vs. PPP with 3 people filming and one 'referee' and then post it online.

Which will be utterly impossible to do for reasons stated above as they will blow out social media talking about it and then the cops will swoop down on it like the goddamn A-Team throwing them all in jail for 'disturbance of the peace'.
 
Shaka Brah said:
How did PPP suddenly turn into a hero over this? He was planning on bitching out from the start and is only trying to capitalize on sympathy now that he can say it's Ralph bitching out (for not agreeing with his terms).
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he might be afraid to fight, but he knows that ralph is even more afraid to fight, and he also knows that if the fight actually happens he will be at a HUGE advantage due to height and weight alone.
so he can talk mad shit all he wants because he knows that no matter what happens, he will be coming out on top.
 
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