PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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The immeasurably rich and famous Dick Masterson should chip in 5000 buckaroos. He seemed confident that Ralph would win.
 
Perspicacity said:
I'm probably going to regret this..... I'd be willing to put up $500.00 and put it in escrow with Racket's as a retainer for this fight to happen. With Josh that would be like 2500?
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The big reason I was willing to jump in on Godwinson putting up money is that PPP and Godwinson know each other, have hung out in real life, and are friends. All the idiots in the world wasting their money in donations to Ralph just to see a fight won't compel PPP to show up, and if anything a higher amount discourages him from showing up.

so idk I thought Godwinson wasn't bluffing about the money because of the memes about him being a trustfund baby. maybe he is, maybe he just doesn't want to pay ralph, but he did a real sloppy job stringing this on by offering cash because now Ralph will assume that's what he's worth. He can ask for $8000 to show up because that's what he was promised before.
 
This turned out exactly as autistic and gay as everyone should've known it'd be from the start. Still amusing enough to be worth the $0 price of admission.
 
Is Ethan wanting the fight in Knoxville just so he can try some Tennessee bourbon or is there another reason I'm missing?
 
I'm just curious how people think PPP is ducking the fight. If Ralph's such a tough guy why doesn't he just fight for freeeee.
 
@Null couldn't a gofundme or something be started to raise the money for it? That might be the only way we get this. I've seen a few folks offer to throw down money for it. I think you even said you'd put some down.
 
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The big reason I was willing to jump in on Godwinson putting up money is that PPP and Godwinson know each other, have hung out in real life, and are friends. All the idiots in the world wasting their money in donations to Ralph just to see a fight won't compel PPP to show up, and if anything a higher amount discourages him from showing up.

so idk I thought Godwinson wasn't bluffing about the money because of the memes about him being a trustfund baby. maybe he is, maybe he just doesn't want to pay ralph, but he did a real sloppy job stringing this on by offering cash because now Ralph will assume that's what he's worth. He can ask for $8000 to show up because that's what he was promised before.
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If Ralph doesn't want to look like a giant pussy he will take $2500 to fucking drive a few hours to Knoxville. I am completely and utterly serious I will put up $500.00 for PPP. I fully willing to put in escrow with Racket's.
 
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Godwinson now claims the golden suitcase handcuffed to him is the only form of escrow he will accept, so I'm unfeaturing this thread.
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Null said:
The big reason I was willing to jump in on Godwinson putting up money is that PPP and Godwinson know each other, have hung out in real life, and are friends. All the idiots in the world wasting their money in donations to Ralph just to see a fight won't compel PPP to show up, and if anything a higher amount discourages him from showing up.

so idk I thought Godwinson wasn't bluffing about the money because of the memes about him being a trustfund baby. maybe he is, maybe he just doesn't want to pay ralph, but he did a real sloppy job stringing this on by offering cash because now Ralph will assume that's what he's worth. He can ask for $8000 to show up because that's what he was promised before.
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It's almost as if Godwinson is a faggot.
 
Gangster Talk said:
If there's already two parties who will put actual money up what about a gofundme or some shit? I think enough people would chip in some shekels to see this. I am surprised that there seemed to not be a backup plan for if Godwinson #TYCED everyone. He was holding up a 1 pound note and saying "FIVE THOUSAND OF THESE" in one of his videos.
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The doubt the gofundme would have any legs. Most wouldnt want to throw in just for "Ralph shows up" GFM. The Gunt is being hooked nose about every facet of trying to make money of this (streaming, merch, etc).

Now, if it was a purse prize to the winner, I think people would throw in. I'm not gonna pay money to watch the Gunt take a dive.
 
Null said:
The big reason I was willing to jump in on Godwinson putting up money is that PPP and Godwinson know each other, have hung out in real life, and are friends. All the idiots in the world wasting their money in donations to Ralph just to see a fight won't compel PPP to show up, and if anything a higher amount discourages him from showing up.

so idk I thought Godwinson wasn't bluffing about the money because of the memes about him being a trustfund baby. maybe he is, maybe he just doesn't want to pay ralph, but he did a real sloppy job stringing this on by offering cash because now Ralph will assume that's what he's worth. He can ask for $8000 to show up because that's what he was promised before.
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this morning you listened to PPP tell a story about Godwinson scamming a resturant out of $60 and you thought he had 100x more than that in his bank account.
 
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