Postmortem Postmortem for August 16th

[Furry killer]

Do the same to Chris, but use your 25 years old backup of him so we can get high school Chris back. But thanks for your dedication to keeping shit running, Josh.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Lost one day worth of shitposts.

Thank you, @Null

 

[L50LasPak]

"All lolcow threads will be placed on archival-quality tape backup and stored in a temperature-controlled vault, for millennia to come."

It is time.

I was thinking more just something I could keep in a .zip file.

1. Hit "Ctrl" and" P" button simultaneously
2. Set "Number of Copies" to "99999999999999999999989"
3. Hit "Enter" button (that big L-shaped thingy near the middle of the keyboard)
5. PROFIT

This straight up doesn't work. Even when using a PDF tool the output is just unformated gibberish with unselectable text. I'd prefer something better than just taking screenshots.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Its OK. Nothing of value was lost.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Quick, someone check if "Ho Ho Holocaust" survived the crash.

 

[Maamtis]

*Thinks back to what I've posted in the past 23 hours*

And nothing of value was lost!

 

[WorldEaterChampion]

Nooooo! I made like two good posts and lost all of those internet points? how else will I validate the failure that is my life?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

But... but I made long-ass effort posts last night.

 

[Spoonomancer]

CUCKOLD administrator Joshua "Shmorky" Moon ROLLS BACK site due to not backing up before upgrading? More likely than you think!

 

[Greasy Spoon]

All that autism, gone, forgotten, like tears in rain.

There's plenty more where that came from.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Nooo!! I wrote some fucking GEMS during that 23 hour period! If I weren't day drunk as fuck I might even be able to remember some of them!

 

[PetrifiedTom]

Muh greatest shitposting is gone!

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Aw fuck not my heckin upvotes

 

[The Man With No Name]

@Null

I'm sure you've already been asked this but have you considered migrating the MySQL server to MongoDB?

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Thank you for keeping this shitheap autism ride running Null, the lost posts will be missed but such is the cost we pay to mock the exceptional examples of humanity on this web zone.

 

[dramamine]

i just got a weird Error 523 'origin unreachable' cloudflare page. anyone else? haven't seen that particular error since any of the DDoS attacks started months ago

 

[Fomo Hoire]

This straight up doesn't work. Even when using a PDF tool the output is just unformated gibberish with unselectable text. I'd prefer something better than just taking screenshots.

• Ctrl + S
• Rename it to at least add a page number
• Save as type: Web Page, Complete
• Turn off internet
• Open file to make sure it really got all the assets (the name of the type you want might vary from browser to browser)
• Reconnect, get all the other pages

There's also this interesting thing from the software endorsements thread, but I've never actually tried it myself:

https://github.com/c9fe/22120

For Windows + Chrome derrivative users. Creates an archive of every page you visit verbatim in an offline folder. You can browser the internet archive using localhost:22120 when offline. Would be useful to make sure you never miss an archive..

 

[Kawaii UwU]

2. Decide to try and upgrade the MySQL server to see if that would resolve the suspected error.
3. Upgrade goes awry. Hot copy is somehow damaged.

Part and parcel of being a MySQL virgin. Postgres chads like myself don't have this problem.

 

[Astute Observation]

When you get frustrated remember you aren't just hosting a gossip website you are hosting the fine line between reality and clown world and we appreciate you for that, god speed Josh.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Is this the part when we call you a fag?