Postmortem Postmortem for August 16th

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Medulseur said:
We should start a rumor that some dangerous/top secret information was leaked all over the farms and Null had to roll it back to hide it and just used the failed upgrade as a coverup. Youtube horror/conspiracy channels will call it "The Ghost Hours" or "The Lost Day" or something else super gay.
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The best way to hide dangerous top secret information covered up by the rollback, of course, would be making a comment that claims that the existence of the dangerous top secret information was just a prank to troll tinfoil hatters.
 
I guess a lesson to be learned from all this is only perform server upgrades immediately after the backup.
 
Is there a means of exporting posts and saving them in file format for posterity?

I'm not fucking around with this question either, I would legit like to know so I can back up a thread or two.
 
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Oh no, I can't believe we lost all those really shitty important Chris/Bella Janke posts. And what about all those Post-Merg newfriends who might leave because they lost all their karma :optimistic:?
It's truly a black day for the Farms.
 
L50LasPak said:
Is there a means of exporting posts and saving them in file format for posterity?

I'm not fucking around with this question either, I would legit like to know so I can back up a thread or two.
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"All lolcow threads will be placed on archival-quality tape backup and stored in a temperature-controlled vault, for millennia to come."

It is time.
:semperfidelis:
 
BucolicVisage said:
"All lolcow threads will be placed on archival-quality tape backup and stored in a temperature-controlled vault, for millennia to come."

It is time.
:semperfidelis:
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I feel like we need to be up to at least the par of Scientology and put a dedicated crew of Kiwi's on the task of scribing on metal plates as well - for posterity.
 
"Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung us into the past"
Null_Time_Portal.jpeg
 
L50LasPak said:
Is there a means of exporting posts and saving them in file format for posterity?
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1. Hit "Ctrl" and" P" button simultaneously
2. Set "Number of Copies" to "99999999999999999999989"
3. Hit "Enter" button (that big L-shaped thingy near the middle of the keyboard)
5. PROFIT
 
Sadly I didn't leave my browser open on any of the ones that counted, but here's a memoriam to the autism lost.

Oh wait, I did save Page 2 of the Psaki thread.
 

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