Postmortem Postmortem for August 16th

[WeWuzFinns]

All my beautiful posts gone. I need to go shit talk China again in Dick's thread.

 

[Work]

You motherfucker your mistake made the Isabella Email hack thread go away do you understand the damage bitch @Null

 

[Fomo Hoire]

I'm kinda sad that the main thing I lost was tommy getting mad at me because I told him that no manlady person with a vagina is going to risk getting an infection of likes the medical world has never seen from his unwashed gross old man hands and dong.

If it makes you feel better, the rollback took that away from Tommy too. Whatever snappy comeback he thought he had, purged.

And you can always find a reason to re-trigger him. Hell if you do it right now, even if the original prompt is gone, it can probably slide as an autistic effort to restore what was lost in the downtime. For purely archival purposes, I assure you.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Good news for @Pissmaster-- nobody will have to know about his bout of resurrecting dead threads about penises!

 

[Idiot Asshole]

A gay forum dedicated to weirdos on the Internet losing a day's worth of activity is genuinely more upsetting than having to watch the collapse of the American empire in real time.

 

[MeltyTW]

we lost ethan ralph coming onto kf to admit he's 5'1

 

[centaursTesticle [CT]]

This is a conspiracy, what happened in the last 24 hours that you feel the need to hide, null?

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Did anyone manage to save Bella's nudes? Suspiciously posted right before the (((accidental))) downtime

 

[JethroTullamore]

deja vu

Gas gas gas!

 

[teriyakiburns]

Paranoia makes me specially back up everything right before I do any upgrades or migrations of any sort, even if it means backing up a known bad state somewhere. At least salvage might be possible. Then again, hindsight is so last year.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

My reactions...all lost, like tears in the rain.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Great. Now we’ll never know who shot JFK.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

good that it happened or else people would have known about how i wanted to anal minecraft youtubers so badly

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

RIP pages upon pages of fall of Kabul documentation.

How will we survive without documentation of CNN memes and internet slapfights?

 

[Thumb Butler]

I blame glow niggers.

If only they could delete the last 20 years and wear rubber on that fateful day.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Cool because seeing that every recent post was from yesterday made me think I was having a stroke lol

 

[cow-wannabe]

It's like Fahrenheit 451. We'll each have to memorize a thread and wander round like spazzes reciting them to each other.

 

[Sammich]

Still went better than that flight out of Afghanistan!

 

[Gorgar]

What was the song that was used when the site was down?
I would love to listen to it again!

 

[MugolEx]

I want to roll back to before may 31st 2020 to warn Derek Chauvin of the impending doom.