Postal 2

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The tired cat said:
I think the issue is that RWS never dropped that desire of making a huge open-world Postal game, much as they pissed and moaned about P3 (even though they also had a hand in its fuck up), they desperately wanted to have that become a reality. The Unreal 2 engine had its limits, and because of that you cannot make what they originally envisioned, so when the 4th Unreal Engine comes out letting you create entire huge locations, they of course jumped on that quickly. But as I said again, they didn't bother studying the engine or experimenting with it, as their entire knowledge of Unreal was just the 2nd engine, so, of course, they get a bunch of fresh programmers and coders and just poke 'em with a stick going "Make a game! Make game now!"
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Paradise Lost is the best example that the fans werent after shiny new graphics and fancy engines, they just wanted something that was fun and engaging.

If they had to change the engine, might as well use unreal 3 or something, wont look "next gen" but we clearly arent playing Postal for that and it would have been a middle ground of more technical power and programming familiarity. And its not like they couldnt make a great looking game from it, Arkham Knight is Unreal 3 (some dare say that its the game that literally forced all that the engine to pull off)

I think Postal 4 is partially the result of short sightened-ness and maybe biting more than they could chew.
 
From Tranny Central "Running with Scissors", comes a completely necessary thing that needed to exist.



https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/postal2redux/postal-2-redux

"Part modernization, part love‑letter, POSTAL 2 Redux will hoist every original asset out of the creaking Unreal 1.5 engine and slam it into today’s Unity—delivering the same familiar week in the POSTAL Dude’s life with a merciless glow‑up and a bucket of new toys."

Oh man, I have a bad feeling about this....
 
The handsome tard said:
Oh man, I have a bad feeling about this....
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this you?
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seeing how toothless postal4 and brain damaged are? my hope is eradicated.
 
The handsome tard said:
From Tranny Central "Running with Scissors", comes a completely necessary thing that needed to exist.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=EzNUeNiAplI
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/postal2redux/postal-2-redux

"Part modernization, part love‑letter, POSTAL 2 Redux will hoist every original asset out of the creaking Unreal 1.5 engine and slam it into today’s Unity—delivering the same familiar week in the POSTAL Dude’s life with a merciless glow‑up and a bucket of new toys."

Oh man, I have a bad feeling about this....
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How much of "porting" will be outsourced to pajeets to defecate all over it?
 
The handsome tard said:
From Tranny Central "Running with Scissors", comes a completely necessary thing that needed to exist.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=EzNUeNiAplI
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/postal2redux/postal-2-redux

"Part modernization, part love‑letter, POSTAL 2 Redux will hoist every original asset out of the creaking Unreal 1.5 engine and slam it into today’s Unity—delivering the same familiar week in the POSTAL Dude’s life with a merciless glow‑up and a bucket of new toys."

Oh man, I have a bad feeling about this....
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I can't believe anybody is still using Unity after all the bullshit they pulled.
 
The handsome tard said:
Im starting to hate remasters not made by Nightdive
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good for you to have faith in these fucks.
i think only oblivion remastered team got a B- but they lost points with the body type shit and the jeetfield camera but then again they were SEAniggers and baguettes with a tranny in the team...
remakes and remasters have been straight up C's lately.
Mysterious Figure said:
I can't believe anybody is still using Unity after all the bullshit they pulled.
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unity backed down from the 10 cents thing, i think they chose it because of the VR support, they also unintentionally open BepinEx pluggage for the game even though unity is as mod unfriendly as unreal, at least lucas VR gloves will work fine with it...
 
The handsome tard said:
From Tranny Central "Running with Scissors", comes a completely necessary thing that needed to exist.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=EzNUeNiAplI
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/postal2redux/postal-2-redux

"Part modernization, part love‑letter, POSTAL 2 Redux will hoist every original asset out of the creaking Unreal 1.5 engine and slam it into today’s Unity—delivering the same familiar week in the POSTAL Dude’s life with a merciless glow‑up and a bucket of new toys."

Oh man, I have a bad feeling about this....
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No way they keep the Muslim Terrorists in current year.
 
The handsome tard said:
From Tranny Central "Running with Scissors", comes a completely necessary thing that needed to exist.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=EzNUeNiAplI
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/postal2redux/postal-2-redux

"Part modernization, part love‑letter, POSTAL 2 Redux will hoist every original asset out of the creaking Unreal 1.5 engine and slam it into today’s Unity—delivering the same familiar week in the POSTAL Dude’s life with a merciless glow‑up and a bucket of new toys."

Oh man, I have a bad feeling about this....
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My first response upon seeing this direct email from Mike J is "Why?" You already have an updated version of Postal 2 from 10 years ago. Most likely, we won't be able to kill any fags and Muslim terrorists (not to mention any animals too) at all in this "redux" due to being a "protected group in this modern age."

Fuck that shit.
 
They already neutered the ending of Postal 1 with Redux and spent more time with 4 focusing on Discord/Boomshoot-tuber fanwank than making the thing halfway functional. I'm not optimistic that they're going to keep all their plates spinning and I'm sure as hell not paying $40 to replay a 20+ year old game I already own.
 
Orphaned Punk said:
Releasing Postal 4 in a shity state instead of tapping into their already established fandom for funding is dumb. The steam comments are mixed. I wonder if they'll fail fund-raising spectacularly.
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I miss the audacity Postal 2 had.
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They keep insisting on those two words "For PC"

So I guess its fair to expect there WILL be censorship for the console versions? Wonderful... So if you want Postal on the go, just stick to your Steam Deck.
 
The handsome tard said:
From Tranny Central "Running with Scissors", comes a completely necessary thing that needed to exist.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=EzNUeNiAplI
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/postal2redux/postal-2-redux

"Part modernization, part love‑letter, POSTAL 2 Redux will hoist every original asset out of the creaking Unreal 1.5 engine and slam it into today’s Unity—delivering the same familiar week in the POSTAL Dude’s life with a merciless glow‑up and a bucket of new toys."

Oh man, I have a bad feeling about this....
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But that's what Postal 4 was, tho?
I mean, we joke about companies making the same game over and over again, but RWS quite literally is only known for only making the same one game over and over again for over 20 years. Who even remembers the first Postal?
StacticShock said:
this you?
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seeing how toothless postal4 and brain damaged are? my hope is eradicated.
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Brain Damaged was at least funny. Dated, sure, but at least it understood Postal better than Postal 4 did. Funnily enough, it was made by a different studio, so that would explain things.
 
Orphaned Punk said:
Releasing Postal 4 in a shity state instead of tapping into their already established fandom for funding is dumb. The steam comments are mixed. I wonder if they'll fail fund-raising spectacularly.
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I miss the audacity Postal 2 had.
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"No censorship (for pc)"
PlayStation will have to axe a lot I see.
 
Possible censored things for the upcoming Postal 2 redux:

No fags to avoid offending the literal fags.
No Muslims to avoid offending the Muslims.
No Habib to avoid offending the pajeets.
No animals to avoid offending the animal rights groups.
No pissing because it's disgusting according to the "modern audience."
No killing of Gary Coleman to avoid offending the dwarfs.

Hate groups will probably be modified as well to fit the current era.
 
crunchy bits are the best said:
Possible censored things for the upcoming Postal 2 redux:

No fags to avoid offending the literal fags.
No Muslims to avoid offending the Muslims.
No Habib to avoid offending the pajeets.
No animals to avoid offending the animal rights groups.
No pissing because it's disgusting according to the "modern audience."
No killing of Gary Coleman to avoid offending the dwarfs.

Hate groups will probably be modified as well to fit the current era.
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Are you even still playing Postal 2 at that point ?

Might as well call it "Mail man 2" instead
 
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