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Hey Girlies, I Ate Something Wrong Lately And Now Whenever I Take A Poo My Toilet Becomes Red. My Capacity Also Feels Much Much Less As The Urge To Go Constantly Follows Me Around No Matter How Many Times I Douche My Bussy. I Haven't Even Transitioned Yet, So Is This God Answering My Prayers Of Wanting To Have Children? Also, How Do I Alleviate The Cramps? It's Hurting So Bad I Think I Might Actually Die From Blood Loss Before I Can Even Find My SO To Do The Thing With. Any Ideas?

i swear i saw something similar on reddit before - also the annoying camel case is intentional
Hey girlie, u got nothing to worry about and congratulations on yr womanly period! All trans girls get periods so don't listen to the TERFs who spout hate like "males don't menstruate" or "you have no uterus" or "you're going to die of organ failure and/or blood loss." They are jealous bc they could never be as much of a woman as you! Don't go to the hospital as many doctors are sadly very ignorant and hateful towards women of trans experience. Enjoy the cramps as they are proof you are but a delicate lady, a fragile wildflower blooming in a meadow, and if it gets too ouchy just put on your spinnyest skirt and twirl under the moonlight for as long and as hard as you can, all cis girls know this they just keep it secret because of transphobia and they are worried you will steal their man. If u can't find a moonlit field then a Game Stop or a public bathroom or a daycare center works too.
 
I'm not going to watch the new Harry Potter, but if I did, JK Rowling wouldn't get any money because I bought the books 20 years ago, right? It's basically the same as pirating.
 
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Hai dudez, mai name is Dylan (he/they)! I'm new to this site so plz no bulli ;-;

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Hai dudez, mai name is Dylan (he/they)! I'm new to this site so plz no bulli ;-;
omg hay broski dude!!!11 uwu;;;; So glad you could join us, you should join our 98# rerun of Twilight, gonna make all the GIRLIES BLUSH HEHE!!! >w<;;; Like mai gawd, watching Robert Pattinson made growing up so much easier to see that IM TRANS! Gawsh this is fabulous, I need to tell all my sisters about this new cutie :33333!!

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