Porn and Porncows

[McSneaks]

But it was also still a complete waste of a budget, because it was a porn film, and it was fucking awful. It's obvious they didn't spend the money on the actors, because they were terrible and were a big part of the reason the film was fucking awful. Scorsese these fuckers ain't. I doubt any of the people who put (genuinely good) hard work into the production went on to mainstream success outside the adult film industry (or within it, for that matter). Good for them if they did, but I doubt it was "worth it" for most people involved. Probably some fun stories to tell the kids at Christmas though (once they'd grown up, anyway).

You say "wasted" yet they made a SHIT TON of money. A bunch of studios pivoted to ONLY doing parody movies because they raked in MILLIONS. In one of the Louis Theroux documentaries he interviews one of these directors who had been in the business for like 30 years and when piracy was really taking off the only thing still selling was the parody DVD's, which he made hundreds of, and had a warehouse full of all the different ones he produced and hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of props.

The budget on that first Pirates movie was 1 million. They spent $8 million on the second. You think they did this hundreds of times for literally no reason, just to waste money when they could have just paid some nigger three crack rocks in a warehouse? That second pirates movie sold like 250k copies....the first week.

You're massively underselling how huge that specific industry was before internet porn completely took over. And if you want Hollywood crossover Gianna Michaels made it into Piranha 3DD, the sequel to Piranha 3D, the remake of Piranha. So there's that.

 

[Goldie_99]

In one of the Louis Theroux documentaries he interviews one of these directors who had been in the business for like 30 years and when piracy was really taking off the only thing still selling was the parody DVD's, which he made hundreds of, and had a warehouse full of all the different ones he produced and hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of props.

Let's not embellish things. He had a warehouse full of unsold DVDs he was desperately trying to advertise throughout this entire interview, as well as a bench with remnants of some props that were a grade, maybe two above internet-bought Genshin Impact cosplays. He also sounded like an agitated crackhead telling you his life's story on a public bus.

Gianna Michaels made it into Piranha 3DD, the sequel to Piranha 3D, the remake of Piranha.

Interesting nugget of information about that: Gianna only got the role because the first pornstar who was hired for it, Natasha Nice, got arrested (alongside several other people) for flashing while filming the story part of a porno in a public park, so they had to recast to not stall the production.

And it wasn't the sequel. She was in the first one.

 

[CervixHammer]

Let's not embellish things. He had a warehouse full of unsold DVDs he was desperately trying to advertise throughout this entire interview, as well as a bench with remnants of some props that were a grade, maybe two above internet-bought Genshin Impact cosplays. He also sounded like an agitated crackhead telling you his life's story on a public bus.

This ain't no bullshit, this ain't Anal Fisting. Look at that, Louie Thorax!

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

I think the difference is that people don't usually jerk off to Human Centipede movies

I see you're new here.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

I see you're new here.

I have seen people with much worse fetishes both here and IRL. Just true and honest weirdos (hence the usually) are a minority. Pedos and rape fetishists are common though.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Imagine being trapped in a war torn country where all the men in your family are either hiding in basements afraid to go outside and be kidnapped or they're dead. All the women flee internationally to safety. You get a break on the frontlines and open up the internet

https://bangbros.com/model/539873/candy-layla first scene March 2026, all three videos with gross monkeys fucking her in the ass, new video "Ukrainian Supermodel Takes it in the Ass"

This is what they're really fighting for lol

A bunch of studios pivoted to ONLY doing parody movies because they raked in MILLIONS. In one of the Louis Theroux documentaries he interviews one of these directors who had been in the business for like 30 years

Jon Ronson got a different perspective from the people he talked to. The title and theme of the movies/scenes were created by combining popular search terms because that's the only way to get noticed by the search engines. That's how we ended up with shit like Cheerleader Step-Dad Laundromat Sleepover and it is fucking hilarious.