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RichardMongler said:
Monica Sue Enix reminds me of an even more degraded version of Kayla Lynn Edwards, also known as Lindsey Springer, who died in 2014 (a):
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According to IMDB, she died of heart failure following heart surgery. Not long before she died, she had at least two run-ins with the law, one in 2010 and one in 2013. She started to look particularly rough at the time of her arrest in 2013 which included charges for driving with a suspended license and possession of controlled substances:
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Unlike Monica, Kayla appears to have had a supportive family or relatives who cared enough to bury her properly and even etch her cherubic face onto her headstone.
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Even cracked out, she still looked kinda cute. What a shame.
 
moocow said:
Gay and trans? 15 years is a life sentence. Its AIDS-ridden body parts will be falling off within months.
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I found her, she changed her face now
 
Myzsterious Mizster Jones said:
Came across a new JAV title that made me happy:
"Massive Intestinal Juice Dripping Dripping Dripping Dripping Super Intense Orgasm Ultra Continuous AtoM Ultra Massive Enema Sakuma Tsuna (24)"
truly poetic
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I can't fathom that there were 23 earlier installments of "Massive Intestinal Juice Dripping Dripping Dripping Dripping Super Intense Orgasm Ultra Continuous AtoM Ultra Massive Enema Sakuma Tsuna".
 
Grug said:
I can't fathom that there were 23 earlier installments of "Massive Intestinal Juice Dripping Dripping Dripping Dripping Super Intense Orgasm Ultra Continuous AtoM Ultra Massive Enema Sakuma Tsuna".
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Yeah, but they've really lost what made them special ever since Massive Intestinal Juice Dripping Dripping Dripping Dripping Super Intense Orgasm Ultra Continuous AtoM Ultra Massive Enema Sakuma Tsuna 14. Hopefully 25 gets the magic back.
 
StimulatedOrb said:
I love how no matter how hard they try, the man in them just keeps rising to the surface, to spit in the face of all the surgeries, make up, social lies, and video effects.
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I remember when he was a bald guy's boyfriend trying so hard to promote him and he was just a sissy boy in his early days compared to how he looks now it's a miracle 😂
 
Myzsterious Mizster Jones said:
Came across a new JAV title that made me happy:
"Massive Intestinal Juice Dripping Dripping Dripping Dripping Super Intense Orgasm Ultra Continuous AtoM Ultra Massive Enema Sakuma Tsuna (24)"
truly poetic
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I miss the old @JAVdottxt Twitter bot, which died when Elon started charging for API access and seems to have had the majority of its postts deleted. My favorites were always the titles that were too long to fit in a tweet. I wish there were a substitute service that would provide ridiculous (but genuine) Japanese porn titles on demand.
 
Unimaginative Username said:
My favorites were always the titles that were too long to fit in a tweet.
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I attempted to make a guess as to the longest JAV title based on the URL's of jav.guru pages advertised in the Wayback Machine. Unfortunately their CRM cuts things off, so a fairly short title like:
'We Went Picking Up Girls In Los Angeles And Met A Blonde Office Lady From An IT Firm So We Slipped Her Some Aphrodisiacs To Get Her Sensuality Boosted Up And Then She Got Way Too Sexed Up And Started To Give Us 2 Creampie Fucks In A Row Daisy (21 Years Old)'
or
'This Lady Boss Is A Naughty And Haughty Tall Girl Who Is Getting Pumped With Piston-Pounding Thrusts And Leg-Shaking Breaking In Training These Short And Lowly Workers Are Gonna Make It Their Mission To Make This Bitch Get On Her Hands And Knees In A Revenge Sex Fuck Fest Ann Mitsumi'
or
'The Married Woman From Next Door Looked Like The Plain Jane Literary Type, But One Day She Mistakenly Came To My Room And Caught Me In The Middle Of Masturbation And To My Surprise, She Turned Out To Be A Super Horny Lust Monster And Now She’s R****g The Shit Out Of Me Ai Sayama'

gets the same length URL as
'A Deep And Rich Lesbian Ban Lifting! 4 Mutually Orgasmic Lesbian Series Sex Sessions A New Sensation Orgasmic Experience Twisting Tongues Intertwining While Their Pussies Rub Up Against Each Other… Only A Woman Could Know Another Woman’s Most Sensual Points Of Bodily Pleasure! Tsubasa Amami Yui Hatano Mio Kimijima'

There's something to be said for your classic short titles, though. Big fan of 'Absolute Classic Situation 2'.
 
For some reason I remember there were taekwondo girls who did videos of them beating the shit out of dudes. They weren't naked or anything but the video were on sites back in the early 2010s. One I remember was a big fat guy who was tied up standing while they did all these punches and spinning kicks to his belly. I can't remember if he puked but he gave up pretty quickly. According to the comments they were well known in the TKD circuit and one was some kind of medalist but I can't remember their names.

Just saying I miss the internet before it became whatever this is.

Ron Jeremy Stan Account said:
She was sentenced to 15 years in a Turkish prison following an altercation with military police.
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This is now in my google search history! Why do I believe anything I read on here?
 
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