💬 Off-Topic Polling the CIS userbase. - Get your head out the gutter.

[MMX]

He'll just tuck his micropenis and continue to take nudes where it's obvious he's doing that.

Could be difficult if he's sticking to his plan of colonic graft for his surgery.
He's going to have a pretty nasty and obvious scar......fingers crossed he attempts this ploy

 

[Deadpool]

I voted drink bleach, but since that's unfortunately unlikely to happen, I want him to get the assgina. I think with the inevitable sepsis, and closing up sagas it has the most potential for laughs.

 

[Fareal]

IF (an if the size of the sun) he actually has this done, I have extremely low confidence in his ability to look after his wound site sufficiently for it to heal properly and without significant infection. I also lack confidence in his ability to know the early signs of infection and to get medical attention promptly.

 

[Tonebender]

I hope he crayola magic marker’s a vagina behind his balls.
Real talk, he’s just gonna post pics of his gaping asshole from now on.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I couldn’t decide, so I went with option 3. Either one will be funny.

TBH, though, I think this is just another game of pretend play like Autismlatina or Xochi. He’s terribly lonely and he wants us to play with him, and he knows this will get our attention. We’re the closest thing he has to friends.

 

[Splendid]

Nice alog option.

 

[Sparklepants]

If he lies, we get the hilarity from the fallout.

If he gets the surgery, we get to watch him neglect his surgery site and have the thing fuse back together, get horribly infected, or both.

If he drinks bleach, he drinks bleach.

No matter what, we win.

 

[Ray Streip]

But then he would have to stop posting horrific nudes, how can any member of the ratking resist that

He'll tuck and cram some roast beef between his legs for picture day, surely there's an Arby's nearby

 

[Positron]

And people wanted to keep this forum private

I for one wanted to, but making the forum public turned out to be a stroke of genius!

It is called the Hawthrone effect: people change their behavior simply because they're aware of being observed.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Could be difficult if he's sticking to his plan of colonic graft for his surgery.
He's going to have a pretty nasty and obvious scar......fingers crossed he attempts this ploy

Well, it won't be that difficult, he already smells like shit all the time.

 

[Mogambo]

Nah, Phil isn't getting snipped. As I've said before he never actually wanted to. It's just play acting, anotheri cry for attention. He doesn't actually think he's trans and it's more time and money he could spend shoveling "Mexican" cheese into his fat face. Prove me wrong Phil, prove me wrong.

The real irony here is that I don't care if Phil does get his boy bits chopped anyway. If he can afford it and find a doctor to go along with it, well then good on him. It won't change my opinion on him one way or another, just give me more material to laugh at.

I suspect if Phil were desperate (and dumb enough) to actually go through with it, he'd immediately regret it afterwards and blame the Farms for making him mutilate his genitalia. But again, who actually believes he'd go through with it in the first place?

Soon, he'll realize he's just as fucked up as he was before and the world isn't magically fixed for him without a penis. Depression will kick in as there's nothing to explain it away anymore other than his own personal accountability for his actions.

Eh, I think for a lot of other trannies that's true, but for Phil... well, I don't think he has that much awareness, for one. But more importantly, I don't think Phil ever wanted to transition in the first place. He knows it's something people with actual gender dysphoria talk about and aspire to, but he also thinks those people are "truscum." More importantly he puts no effort into looking or acting remotely feminine. No, he learned early on that all he needs to do is say the right "buzzwords" he gets reactions out of peoppe. He's glommed onto the whole SJW and trans thing just like he did with the sex worker lie, the Latinx thing, being a Buddhist, being a Wiccan, being gay, being Communist, being a weeaboo, cosplaying, being Jewish... for him, any passing interest gets blown out of proportion by his autism, at least until he forgets about it or it no longer seems trendy to him.

Part of what helped him out in the past is that he was young, dumb and very obviously vulnerable seeming. People want to help gay youth. They want to help poor disenfranchised kids who got kicked out by their families. As Phil gets older and uglier, those resources dry up, and I don't think Phil realizes how tenuous his situation will get. He's good at playing the system. Surprisingly so in fact, but I don't see him being able to keep this shit up in his 40s or 50s. And you know he's still gonna try and act like a hip young Anarchist bicycling counterculture tranny activist/sex worker at that age...

What would be funniest is if some how he gets the OK and then pussies out. Like had he had real connection real approval and then he has that quick burst of sanity and goes "wait.. this is a bad idea" but then he's stuck with blaming us, and the rest of his cartoon life.

Heh, I don't think Phil is ever going to move towards getting his male bits snipped, largely because he's never actually wanted to in the first place, but even assuming he had both the will and the resources it would still probably go something like that. Phil is a massive pussy when you get down to it. Moreoever for him the whole trans thing is mostly just play acting. It's a fun role for him to shock us CIS folks with, but deep down Phil is pretty much straight and vanilla. Oh sure he's too dumb and autistic to understand sexuality, but on some level he does understand he's not trans, or gay, or no, or ace, or whatever he's claiming to be this week. The fact that he cycles through such identities so quickly after learning about them should he a pretty big clue. If he were in a position to get chopped he'd back out so fast it would make your head spin... then come up with an excuse blaming us. Internalized transmisogyny or gaslighting or some crap.

He'll just claim he actually had the surgery even if he obviously hasn't.

That is pretty much what he does anyway.

If by some miracle the surgery happens I'm actually looking forward to a change in Phil dynamic.
As a CIS male his rejection as both straight and gay gave him his overwhelming hatred for CIS males and his later issues with tweaker developed into a hatred of trans males. Even in the face of rejection by females he always justified the treatment with "because when I get my surgery I will be a real girl".
IF Phil gets his surgery and receives anything less than total adoration from all women he's going to be playing the TERF card like it's going out of fashion .

Robin Markle still won't tribb me - TERF
Ovarian cycles didn't make me president - TERFS
No one sharing my nudes, bunch of terfs better show then kiwis what their missing

You know how conservatives like to blame school for "indoctrinating" children? While I'm loath to agree with them on much, Phil is kind of a case in point. Somehow anime club got him into "bishis" and being gay for attention. Then bi, trans, whstever. The funny thing is, while he's really too dumb to understand sex and relationships, he's mostly pretty vanilla at heart. He likes women. He thinks sex will make him more adult/mature but he's kind of scared of it. But when he likes a real person (not a fucking cartoon) it tends to be a woman, and usually fairly feminine ones at that. Hell even with his attraction to androgynous Japanese cartoon characters, he's still fetishized Sakura and the like more than anyone else.

His weird thing with Dusty being his tard wrangler certainly didn't help either. Of course Dusty still talks shit about Phil behind his back so who knows what's up with that.

TBH, though, I think this is just another game of pretend play like Autismlatina or Xochi. He’s terribly lonely and he wants us to play with him, and he knows this will get our attention. We’re the closest thing he has to friends.

This. Pretty much this. Phil is a lonely autistic manchild seeking validation. Somehow he's gotten the idea that if he just puts enough effort into screeching about Communism or bicycles or trans shit he'll get some sort of approval from the SJW crowd, which is hilarious because they couldn't give a flying fuck about him. Hell we're the only ones who pay any actual attention to him. Even his own family want nothing to do with him and, as shitty a human being as Phil may be, even he doesn't deserve being stuck with drunken Toren of all people.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I doubt he's actually going to get the surgery, and for his sake, I really, really hope he doesn't get it. Anyone espousing the crustpunk lifestyle is not going to be able to take care of a massive surgical wound. While people here laugh at Phil, I don't think any of us want him to die of sepsis.

 

[Crippled_Retard]

I still remember that botched surgery photo I saw in a reddit trans thread. Showing that photo is a sure way to stop anyone considering that surgery.

 

[DragoonSierra]

@Ravenor No "whatever" option?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I'm with @Slowboat to China. Death isn't terribly funny unless you manage to off yourself in one of the outlandish ways the Darwin Award winners manage to, but even then it would lead to a complete lack of content that was even tangentially Phil-related unless you count the nauseating Toren. And looking at his fingernails, and imagining him inserting a post-surgical dilator with those hands... yeah, no. He's just dumb enough to photograph the entire oozing wound and ask if it looked infected. There's already a "bad plastic surgery" thread in the Beauty Parlor forum. So I'm hoping it's a very detailed ruse cruise on his part, for his sake, because even human spuds don't deserve the hell on earth that is death from sepsis. (Very slight powerlevel: A relative of mine died of this secondary to amyloidosis, itself secondary to a type of blood cancer. The pain level was off the fucking hook. I would estimate this person was at about a 95 out of 10.)

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I just find the whole idea of this hilarious. Phil is a grown man, getting elective surgery to mangle his own genitals and relegate himself to a lifetime of needing supporting medication, just to prove he'll really go through with it to a bunch of anonymous internet nobodies that he'll never meet and who have absolutely no bearing on his life. It's Trolling Induced Transexuality Syndrome at its finest.

We're hatching more eggs than Slingblade. WE 'deserve a medal for this, seriously'.

 

[The Dude]

Either way we can expect lots of drama and fishing for attention, but I'd honestly enjoy seeing Phil get his pretend vagoo because then we will get to see Phil realize that getting his puny pee-pee inverted isn't going to fix his life, make him any more of a woman, or bring him any kind of satisfaction in the long run. It's not going to make his Autism magically disappear, it won't bring him friends or love, it isn't going to make his plethora of problems go away, and it won't make the "trolls" leave him alone (i.e.: stop discussing him). He's going to remain the same miserable, pathetic, unpleasant person he has always been regardless of what he's packing in his unwashed pants.

 

[Ravenor]

We're hatching more eggs than Slingblade. WE 'deserve a medal for this, seriously'.

Sorry I've been waiting to use this for too long now -

We really need to make a Phil specific version of this.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Trolling Induced Transexuality Syndrome

TITS?