💬 Off-Topic Polling the CIS userbase. - Get your head out the gutter.

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How do you feel about the implosion of Spanish Snatch day.

  • Excited about the new era of content fem-phil will bring. Bring on Spanish snatch!

    Votes: 56 38.4%

  • Disgusted Phil should remain an honest CIS man. Don't be wasting my CIS bux you rampaging faggot.

    Votes: 8 5.5%

  • Neither, He should drink bleach.

    Votes: 82 56.2%
  • Total voters
    146
Ravenor

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As @MMX suggest I am going to Pole the user base long and hard on this subject till you squeal like Phil being deprived of a fat jucy block of Cheese.

But how do you feel about the impending Spanish Snath Lie Implosion? ​
 
He's going to definitely turn the posturing up to 11, then start his tardcycle all over again after some radio silence. He just can't keep away from it, he needs to do those things to validate himself in his tiny mind. He's really pathological case like that.
 
If by some miracle the surgery happens I'm actually looking forward to a change in Phil dynamic.
As a CIS male his rejection as both straight and gay gave him his overwhelming hatred for CIS males and his later issues with tweaker developed into a hatred of trans males. Even in the face of rejection by females he always justified the treatment with "because when I get my surgery I will be a real girl".
IF Phil gets his surgery and receives anything less than total adoration from all women he's going to be playing the TERF card like it's going out of fashion .

Robin Markle still won't tribb me - TERF
Ovarian cycles didn't make me president - TERFS
No one sharing my nudes, bunch of terfs better show then kiwis what their missing
 
I just want him to get done with it so we can proceed to the next step, the inevitable infection saga
 
There's only 2 scenarios that will take place.

  • Scenario 1 - Spudders has been making this all up and the day will come and pass with some excuse or reason why it didn't happen.
In this case, it would be the ultimate and most documented example of just how far Phil will go with a lie for asspats and sympathy, and I'd gladly volunteer to produce a wiki page with timelines and specific examples of how it started and ended.

I'm sure plenty of his few remaining asspatters will console him for whatever invented plot prevented him from reaching his appointment, even though there's literally nothing he could come up with that would be anywhere near the truth. The least of all is the one where shadow assassins from Kiwifarms are setting up ambushes between his hovel and the hospital. We're just not THAT into Phil, sorry.


  • Scenario 2 - Spudders gets his Spanish slit.
To be honest, I'm actually hoping for this to be what happens. Phil's life won't change one iota with the exception that he'll have a nasty, mangled mess between his legs that will most likely become infected and permanently stink, or not heal properly that will create a whole new saga for him. I just can't see him holding to the dilation schedule and hygiene requirements correctly.

After some time, Phil will realize that he still has every social and financial problem he had before, just without the excuse he's used for years. He will still be outcast from the Trans community. He will still be jobless. He will still be appropriating a culture he doesn't belong to. He will still be sucking off of disability to live and... most importantly, he'll still be exceptional.

Oh sure, he'll be smug and act like he's achieved some major victory over the imaginary race war van kiwi's that somehow have been preventing him from succeeding in life, but the reality is we'd all just strap in for a whole new level of Phil acting like an autistic tranny who's new mangled bits entitle him to absolutely nothing.

Soon, he'll realize he's just as fucked up as he was before and the world isn't magically fixed for him without a penis. Depression will kick in as there's nothing to explain it away anymore other than his own personal accountability for his actions.
 
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It's like a Greek tragedy: no matter what he does, he can't escape the fate of being our entertainment.
 
No matter the outcome we win.

What would be funniest is if some how he gets the OK and then pussies out. Like had he had real connection real approval and then he has that quick burst of sanity and goes "wait.. this is a bad idea" but then he's stuck with blaming us, and the rest of his cartoon life.

Phil is a long time favorite cow and he's really got his back to the wall on this lie and when it breaks to be just that, his damage control will be amazing.
 
Everyone else has said it: I like anything that brings content. Phil is the embodiment of "the more things change the more they stay the same".
 
Bassomatic said:
Phil is a long time favorite cow and he's really got his back to the wall on this lie and when it breaks to be just that, his damage control will be amazing.
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He'll just claim he actually had the surgery even if he obviously hasn't.
 
I'm kinda torn on this. As much as I want him to drink bleach (it's the option I picked) I also really, really want him to get a fake vag. See, much like his role-model Chris, Phil likes to bug the emergency room staff by going there every time he has the sniffles. If he actually gets an imitation cooch any meds he tries to get might fuck him over even more. And that's not even taking into account the monumental risk of infection he's at from being so slovenly even flies gag when around him.

So either way it's win/win for us, lose/lose for Phil.
 
MMX said:
But then he would have to stop posting horrific nudes, how can any member of the ratking resist that
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He'll just tuck his micropenis and continue to take nudes where it's obvious he's doing that.
 
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