Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Nauseated Courgi said:
How do you ride a Scolipede? It moves as fast as it does, because it curls up and rolls around like a wheel.
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Bunny Tracks said:
Really? I thought it could also just scuttle around really fast, and I could just slap a saddle on it.
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Would you believe you're both wrong?

According to the Isle of Armour, it doesn't roll or scuttle. The closest thing I can describe it's movement to is a low gallop.

 
An ideal dream team for me would be composed of my best mons from each of my playthroughs.

Samurott(Black)
Scizor(Platinum)
Alakazam(Blue)
Mimikyu(Sun)
Drigalge(X)
Porygon-Z(Diamond)
 
CWCSavedMyMarriage said:
An ideal dream team for me would be composed of my best mons from each of my playthroughs.

Samurott(Black)
Scizor(Platinum)
Alakazam(Blue)
Mimikyu(Sun)
Drigalge(X)
Porygon-Z(Diamond)
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I was actually very torn on including Venusaur or not for that exact reason. Venuel was a bro.

Also: Happy 500 Pages! May these next 500 pages continue the slight optimistic trend that came in at the end of this 500.

 
Disc said:
the animations were made in Sun and Moon's time, bro, that's where Furret Walk came from, too.
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Animations for the majority of pokemon that weren't obviously shilled for (Cinderace, Ash-Greninja) are complete garbage past gen 5 (along with the muted and weird colorschemes a lot of mons got going from gens 1-5 to gens 6-8 ) and the only reason why Furret's walk is so liked is because Furret is a goofy little fella whose little walk loop lends itself well to the design of the mon. Scolipede does likely have a gallop to it, but theres no reason to believe it can't roll considering it's pre-evolution is literally a wheel
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TurkishOreo said:
Aren't Ultra Beasts just pokemon with imbalanced stats?
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Their base stats are all prime numbers, and generally pretty min-maxed. Goes along with the 'not of this world or reality' theme I suppose, plus what can be considered adaptations to their homeworld's climate. A nihilego doesn't need Defense if everything on it's world uses laserbeams and crystals and poison to attack, a Buzzswole doesn't need Special Defense if the landscape is full of huge fucking punch bugs and mountains that also punch and flex, Xurkitree doesn't need much speed or attack but it does need Special Attack since it can plant itself in a larger Xurkitree's root system and conduct assloads of electricity, etc
 
Auk Autist said:
Their base stats are all prime numbers, and generally pretty min-maxed. Goes along with the 'not of this world or reality' theme I suppose, plus what can be considered adaptations to their homeworld's climate. A nihilego doesn't need Defense if everything on it's world uses laserbeams and crystals and poison to attack, a Buzzswole doesn't need Special Defense if the landscape is full of huge fucking punch bugs and mountains that also punch and flex, Xurkitree doesn't need much speed or attack but it does need Special Attack since it can plant itself in a larger Xurkitree's root system and conduct assloads of electricity, etc
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And Guzzlord must be in nonstop pain given the world he lives on.

Living is torment for poor guzzlord.
 
Dream Team:

Ledian
Scizor
Banette
Marowak (either version)
Hydreigon
Bronzong

One day Game Freak will buff Ledian and that'll be a cold day in Hell. Until then, this really is just a dream team.
 
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