Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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kiwifriends i need your help finding an image. it's a poorly drawn comic of ghetsis crashing out at all the kantonian team leaders because they're speaking moonrunes, lysandre enters, ghetsis goes "FINALLY ANOTHER WHITE PERSON" and then lysandre speaks French
someone posted it in the random pics and gifs thread once upon a time. i cannot find it on my phone or online. pls help
EDIT I FOUND IT
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kiwifriends i need your help finding an image. it's a poorly drawn comic of ghetsis crashing out at all the kantonian team leaders because they're speaking moonrunes, lysandre enters, ghetsis goes "FINALLY ANOTHER WHITE PERSON" and then lysandre speaks French
someone posted it in the random pics and gifs thread once upon a time. i cannot find it on my phone or online. pls help
EDIT I FOUND IT
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That poorly written Japanese is pissing me off.

Here you can have this.
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As if to reinforce your statement:
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And it's exclusive to online play. Lol. They thought this piece of shit looked good enough to stand beside Mega Chesnaught.
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EDIT: I didn't post this earlier, because I didn't care, but in case anyone else still does here's the supposedly leaked list of DLC Megas (possibly excluding Kalos because it's mostly derived from missing dex entries in the base game's data).
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Given that this doesn't account for Raichu's two, some of these guys could be getting multiple Megas. Not like it matters, since the roster is so abysmally shit anyways. The newest trailer revealed two of these-- Chimecho and Baxcalibur-- while hinting at Golisopod and Golurk, so this is looking to be another base game situation where we already know 90% of the new content ahead of time.

The designs have not improved, in case Baxcalibur wasn't enough proof. This is Mega Chimecho: literally just Chimecho with a Chingling hat.
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Look forward to Absol and Lucario somehow being made unpopular through Feraligatr-tier abominations.

Okay. First of all, Chimecho needed a normal evolution, because his BST is so shit that giving him a Mega will just serve to make him a normal Pokèmon. Literally no ONE will waste their Mega Slot on this shit, unless he has the most broken ability ever.

Second, i have a feeling that they decided to slowly give Megas to the entire Pokèdex, since the lazy Dynamax feature that was supposed to replace Megas was awfully received. So their solution? Stop putting any effort into the designs. Expect every Mega from now on to look like ass.

As for Mega Feraligatr, all they needed to do is make the toilet seat a permanent addition to his head, make the teeth and lower jaw part more menacing, and cut the top of the toilet seat so you could still see a bit of his head but now spikier and this shit would have been lit.
 
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Cross post from the switch 2 thread but nintendo just showed some info about pokopia
no archive link since archive.today is fucked
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Budget title meant to reuse assets from lets go and BDSP is gonna be 80 dollars in japan and doesnt even have the game on the cart
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70 dollars USD, are they high? IIRC most pokemon spin offs bomb so charging full price for this shit is insane, though surprised they didn't make it 80 USD outside of japan. guess they realized international audiences are more price sensitive or some shit?
 
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Cross post from the switch 2 thread but nintendo just showed some info about poketopia

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Budget title meant to reuse assets from lets go and BDSP is gonna be 80 dollars in japan and doesnt even have the game on the cart
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70 dollars USD, are they high? IIRC most pokemon spin offs bomb so charging full price for this shit is insane, though surprised they didn't make it 80 USD outside of japan. guess they realized international audiences are more price sensitive or some shit?
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Something interesting to note is that the Game Key Card in the demonstration has a "Sample" label on it, and the "Game Card" is DK Bananza, the latest game that Nintendo made and published (the new Hyrule Warriors game was only published by Nintendo overseas)), not Cyberpunk or any other game that is released on a non-Game Key Card, not even Mario Kart World.

And given that Poketopia is being made by Tecmo Koei's "Omega Force" division.... I'd imagine they picked it since it was related to Pokemon/Nintendo and the video is on an official Nintendo channel.
 
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Something interesting to note is that the Game Key Card in the demonstration has a "Sample" label on it, and the "Game Card" is DK Bananza, the latest game that Nintendo made and published (the new Hyrule Warriors game was only published by Nintendo overseas)), not Cyberpunk or any other game that is released on a non-Game Key Card, not even Mario Kart World.

And given that Poketopia is being made by Tecmo Koei's "Omega Force" division.... I'd imagine they picked it since it was related to Pokemon/Nintendo and the video is on an official Nintendo channel.
that and also I imagine a 3rd party company isnt going to want to be seen as "the face of game key cards" after their game was featured in a video explaining this as well. the amount of tendie autism that would power alone is massive
 
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This guy is a badass DRAGON MASTER. He's got a hardcore as fuck title, and the attitude to back it up, too. He isn't afraid of hyperbeaming a motherfucker to get shit done. He's got an expression that just lets you know he's gonna kick your ass. This is what a member of the elite four should look like, formidable, serious. He is worthy of wielding the most powerful type, not just anyone can tame a dragon. He won't think twice about stonewalling you with 3 dragonites, get good or get lost, homo.

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This guy, on the other hand, looks like a little pussified FAGGOT. He puts up a pathetic fight you pretty much can't lose unless you try to. He looks like he sucks dick behind the hall of fame daily. He looks like a gay 5 year old playing dressup. He is a pushover, he is not a serious obstacle to overcome.
This reminds me of Raihan's overall get-up and how much it pisses me off. His beanie and hoodie look fucking awesome and really invoke the feeling of a Dragon type trainer...

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Then he has fucking soyboy chicken legs because they gave him basic bitch shorts. He should have some heavy sweatpants or something following the design of the hoodie. It would help him feel bigger and imposing, like a fucking dragon, but instead you look at his shorts and see a goofy dork. Even when they come close, they fuck it up.
 
70 dollars USD, are they high? IIRC most pokemon spin offs bomb so charging full price for this shit is insane, though surprised they didn't make it 80 USD outside of japan. guess they realized international audiences are more price sensitive or some shit?
I thought all these price hikes were due to Drumpfs evil tariffs though? Guess we just forgot about all that.
 
Lads, I got fucked.

I saw that volume 8 was on archive.org just like volume 7. So I went and thought it was available to read, however it is unavailable to borrow.

Does anyone know how to bypass this? Or any other link that the book is saved. I really want to finish the series and the only reason I even started this series was that I knew that it was complete.

I am fucking pissed.

 
Don’t forget the fact that its arms have to inexplicably stretch in order to form the lower jaw for its helmet.
I hadn't even seen it in motion... or with the helmet actually down.

Its even worse, my God. It uses almost the exact same model, warps the model in physical ways it shouldn't for its animation, all for Feraligatr to be in the pokemon equivelant of the adult baby fetish with its new "form".

I hate this company. It's 1000% more creative than M Meganium, I'll give it that, but it doesn't change how awful it is.
 
Thanks to the help of someone in this thread lets talk about volume 7 and the final volume of Diamond and Pearl Adventure!

Charon was using a machine to control all other pokemon and make them violent, and now he put the international police former pokemon, a growlithe against the two boys. Koya couldn't fight against the pokemon that made him fearful of even touching pokemon so he accepted all blows given to him by the Growlithe. However Haretawas adamant that the Growlithe didn't hate Koya and used his Empoleon in the fight. Charon was using a larger machine but also had a chip implanted in growlithe's fur to do his biding. The move that caused the trauma in Growlithe was Surf. So Hareta after "talking" with the Growlithe commanded his Empoleon to surf the fuck out of it, even using his Minun to paralyze Koya. After receiving the surf, it destroyed the chip and released it from control. And the Growlithe accepted the surf even tho it hurted him but they finally reunited after Koya abandoned his Growlithe to become a policeman.

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Meanwhile Mitsumi is with the Galactic team rescuing Cyrus from Charon. I really liked his part that Cyrus still somewhat cared about Mitsumi, he understands that her place isn't with him and they bid goodbye. And they all leave to chade Charon who wants to control Giratina.

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As they get to the Distortion world, they found Hareta's father and the goons all fucked up by Giratina who starts blasting the fuck of everyone in the DW. Hareta, Jun and Koya tries to fight Giratina but no dice. The machine didn't work at all and Giratina is pissed. Hareta fights Giratina himself and tanks his attacks with his body. Giratina escapes to the real world, and two Pokemon appear: Dialga and Palkia. More fights happen. The thing about this Giratina is that it really wants to fight other pokémon, and being alone in the distortion world doesn't help it. So when it is free a gigantic brawl starts with all previous trainers, Mitsumi and the leaders of Team Galactic. All the Galactic goons are captured by the gym leaders.

When Mitsumi and others got there they brought Sitrus berries to heal everyone but Hareta also gave one to Giratina in order to fight at full power (why not full restores?). Hareta's father, who previously went into the distortion world and was the only one who knew how to get there actually knew
that his son and Giratina's personality would be similar and battle driven, so he knew that it was a match made in heaven for both of them. They all have a big pokemon battle and they part their ways.

Charon escapes and tries to get Heatean again but is caught by Looker, who also informs us that team Galactic has been disbanded by Cyrus. (But nothing is said about the admins and Cyrus, are they in jail or not? Maybe they just fucked off to another place) Hareta and Koya goes back to the Sinnoh tournment to discover who will win and go to the final. Here however no battle is shown, we don't know who won, Hareta or Koya, we also get to see a small panel with the rest of the E4 besides Flint.

Some time later Koya and his Growlithe came to the meadow where Hareta was raised as a jungle boy to ask him to join the international police. However Hareta really doesn't give a shit about it and runs away saying that he felt the smell of adventure. His Regigigas step on Mitsumi (lol) who laters give him new clothes and the national dex and asks him to travel alongside her to complete the new dex. Mitsumi tells Koya that he is almost like a Pokemon and he doesn't plan ahead and likes to be close to nature. Hareta puts his Platinum fit and embarks in a new adventure finishing this story.

We don't get more than this, what happened to Cyrus, the admins, Jun and everyone else, we don't know.

I overall liked this manga. It had the corocoro soul of a manga for young readers but still not the neutered writing of the official games, that the writing was never good. It isn't a full detailed plot like Special but overall a very enjoyable read. I really liked how narrative driven the battles were being similar to the anime battles rather than the games, even when there are fame elements here like berries and held items.

Hareta as a MC doesn't change much but we see glimpses of characterization in Mitsumi, the admins, Cyrus and Koya and I really liked the idea of a rogue agent of a Galactic team being reformed and confronting her old ways, not in a sequel some time later but while her team was still active. This story structure was kinda weird because at first you feel like since it adapted two gym fights, you will focus on the 8 badge run, but no. It is mostly versus team galactic and in the last 3 volumes, it goes into Platinum Giratina plot with a few additions.

I really wish more manga like this was still being made. Longer manga that isn't just special, oneshots or single volume movie adaptations. This was around the same era as RéBurst. I still hate the fact that they have a very unexplored world full of creatures and doesn't explore it with more manga original ideas. Just fit any genre of story with pokemon in a story and let writers experiment like RéBurst did it. You could ignore international markets and just focus on your own stuff..

But Pokemon nowadays is too globohomo for this, everything must be done thinking about international markets and manga isn't something that is easily available like some cartoons or games.

It is truly a pity, having such a world ripe to explore and nothing to see. Even more when other franchises let writers experiment outside the main venues of the franchise. (Digimon Adventures V-Tamer is really cool)
 
I finished Legends Z-A and I was surprised by how much I liked it. Obviously there was a lot of bullshit wokeness in there (although it's funny to me that they made the slave owner a nigger) with heavily implied LGBTQ degeneracy at points, the "native" Kalosian fashion designer faggot, Nig Joy, them taking Hex Maniac and making her various shades of black and brown, and the whole coexistence is the best thing ever plot point, but the core gameplay was great, the characters were pretty likeable, and the story was good. It's just a shame that they continued the unobtainable final boss shit they started with Eternamax Eternatus with Ange Floette.
 
It's just a shame that they continued the unobtainable final boss shit they started with Eternamax Eternatus with Ange Floette
What are you talking about, you can totally get eternal floette. You've just gotta do the ZA Infinite, like 14 times.
 
What are you talking about, you can totally get eternal floette. You've just gotta do the ZA Infinite, like 14 times.
No, I'm talking about Ange Floette, when it's inside the tower for the final boss fight. It's like Eternamax Eternatus where we can never own it
 
No, I'm talking about Ange Floette, when it's inside the tower for the final boss fight. It's like Eternamax Eternatus where we can never own it
idk I'm fine with not owning the giant tower
I think mega floette is close enough. Not getting eternamax eternatus was stupid, tho.
 
Speaking of Ange Floette, I liked the set piece surrounding the battle, but the actual battle itself was lame. Would’ve been far more interesting if instead of fighting two flowers, you had to dodge and attack Floette and the Prism Tower itself.
 
Looks like Pokemon Lazarus came out and the very first thing you see is this:

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Tranny dev gotta tranny dev. I didn't play yet and since it is a 1.0 version, there will be bugs for sure so I will continue my Vega playthrough and eventually play.

Also the dev tranny said in a post about AI organizing files that if anyone uses AI or anything to change his game he will do everything to scrub his projects from the GODDAMN INTERNET.

A romhack. Fucking clown lol. It would be funny to play a dewokefied version just to spite the tranny dev (I don't know shit about the game yet, if it is good or not)
 
Looks like Pokemon Lazarus came out and the very first thing you see is this:

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Tranny dev gotta tranny dev. I didn't play yet and since it is a 1.0 version, there will be bugs for sure so I will continue my Vega playthrough and eventually play.

Also the dev tranny said in a post about AI organizing files that if anyone uses AI or anything to change his game he will do everything to scrub his projects from the GODDAMN INTERNET.

A romhack. Fucking clown lol. It would be funny to play a dewokefied version just to spite the tranny dev (I don't know shit about the game yet, if it is good or not)
I wish that I coul do that 'no white outlines' hack of Emerald Seaglass I wanted to do.
There are other hacks that I wan to dewoke, but I am busy this moment.

By the by, what flags hould replace these? A USA nd Kekistan flags are my ideas.
 
I wish that I coul do that 'no white outlines' hack of Emerald Seaglass I wanted to do.
There are other hacks that I wan to dewoke, but I am busy this moment.

By the by, what flags hould replace these? A USA nd Kekistan flags are my ideas.
The true form of pride... the ohio flag
 
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