Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Paradox Pokemon:
Bisharp:
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Tyranitar:
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Salamence (apologies for the text, the image was uploaded like that:
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Some more Paradox forms leaked, as of now they're mostly small sized sprite images.

Ancient Jigglypuff:
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Another look at Great Tusk/Ancient Paradox Donphan:
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Ancient Misdreavus:
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Ancient Volcarona:
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Future Volcarona:
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Future Gallade:
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Future Hariyama and Hydreigon:
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List of typings and names/code names for tha Paradox 'mons:
Bisharp I'm pretty sure is a new evo.

Kinda disappointed that literally every future paradox pokemon is a robot as opposed to something stranger.
 
Stats and abilities for Koraidon and Miraidon:
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Bisharp I'm pretty sure is a new evo.
Oops, thanks for the catch, I was in such a rush to upload the picks I didn't realize I had lumped it in with the Paradox forms.

Edit: Really enjoying what they're doing with the Paradox 'mons, hope they release more as dlc (leaks state that Suicune and Virizion will be dlc, hopefully there will be more than just those two). This is a neat gimmick, hope GameFreak expands on it.
 
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Got some more leaks.
...Eh, feel like they could have done more with these. Volcarona and Hydreigon are alright though.
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Salamence actually looks cool as hell. It's like a fancier mega.
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Toxic Debris already sounds painful to deal with. :(
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I don't like the implications of Pokemon becoming robots in the future. At the very least, they could've thought of something more original instead of making them all "Pokemon but made of metal!" (:_(
 
I don't like the implications of Pokemon becoming robots in the future. At the very least, they could've thought of something more original instead of making them all "Pokemon but made of metal!" (:_(
I think that might be partially to show off the hip new metal effects (which are fairly prominent in a lot of steel types.) I'm also thinking they'll probably benefit from being in motion, where we'll see them clicking and clanking more.

General consensus I'm getting is that Scarlet has higher highs, but Violet's got generally more consistent quality.
Stats and abilities for the Paradox 'mons:
This feels like I'm speaking from some kinda reversal alternate universe but... I'm... scared of Delibird.
 
I don't like the implications of Pokemon becoming robots in the future. At the very least, they could've thought of something more original instead of making them all "Pokemon but made of metal!" (:_(
Well, presumably, Koraidon and Moraidon both come from the past and future respectively. So all the future Pokémon being robotic was to be expected.

My best for why? The world will likely become less hospitable for pokemon as time goes on and, as a result, most if not all were either mechanized or replaced with a robotic copy to compensate.
 
Got some more leaks.
...Eh, feel like they could have done more with these. Volcarona and Hydreigon are alright though.
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Salamence actually looks cool as hell. It's like a fancier mega.
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Toxic Debris already sounds painful to deal with. :(
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What the fuck, is that Gallade? It looks like Metal Sonic.
 
Well, presumably, Koraidon and Moraidon both come from the past and future respectively. So all the future Pokémon being robotic was to be expected.

My best for why? The world will likely become less hospitable for pokemon as time goes on and, as a result, most if not all were either mechanized or replaced with a robotic copy to compensate.
The lore for these things is weird, if the leaks are true.

They're not actually from the past or future, they're based on people's ideas of what past and future forms of these pokemon would be like. That's why they're called Paradox - they don't, or shouldn't, actually exist.
 
The lore for these things is weird, if the leaks are true.

They're not actually from the past or future, they're based on people's ideas of what past and future forms of these pokemon would be like. That's why they're called Paradox - they don't, or shouldn't, actually exist.
On the one hand, it lets them be creatively bankrupt by playing to people's expectations, on the other hand it's now cannon that these forms are not cannon which is neat.
 
On the one hand, it lets them be creatively bankrupt by playing to people's expectations, on the other hand it's now cannon that these forms are not cannon which is neat.
Judging by the new regular pokemon designs, they don't need an excuse to be creatively bankrupt.

I'm still stuck on the Battle Network mons
 
Paradox Pokemon:
Tyranitar:
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Salamence (apologies for the text, the image was uploaded like that:
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Some more Paradox forms leaked, as of now they're mostly small sized sprite images.

Ancient Jigglypuff:
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Another look at Great Tusk/Ancient Paradox Donphan:
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Ancient Misdreavus:
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Ancient Volcarona:
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Future Volcarona:
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Future Gallade:
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Future Hariyama and Hydreigon:
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List of typings and names/code names for tha Paradox 'mons:
I've been out of the loop with Pokemon for a while so sorry if this is a dumb question but what are Paradox forms? Is it a new Mega evo-like system?
 
This feels like I'm speaking from some kinda reversal alternate universe but... I'm... scared of Delibird.
Future Delibird is starting to grow on me. Kinda wish they had done more with the design, but the more I think about it, the more I like the idea of a robotic penguin Santa being a powerhouse. It's so silly and bizarre (and I love it).

>Sprigatito's hidden ability is Protean And just like that, I'm back on team weed cat.
Same. Wasn't planning on evolving Floragato, but it looks like it will be worth it afterall. Still not too impressed with the design for Meowscarada, but the first time I saw Incineroar I hated it, and now it's one of my favorite 'mons, so I expect weed cat's final form will grow on me, too.
 
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Well, we still have to see clear pictures and with movement which can have a lot of personality. What I don't get is why Floragato has a yoyo thing and Meowscarada is a mascarade type magician. Floragato looks neat, final form I'd need to see better images but for now it feels too plain.

The duck just looks like blue blaziken but much gayer, though a proper pic may redeem it mostle gets a meh.

Skeledirge isn't setting my world on fire but hey, at least looks like a crocodile that wouldn't mind doing a death roll instead of furry bait. Like the fire bird on his snout.

Now I have to see if steamdeck yuzu can even handle it.
 
Quaxly's final evo:
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The new fish 'mon:
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Unrelated to Scarlet/Violet, but now you can get a plush of Galarian Farfetch'd's leek:
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Edit: The Dark-type dog:
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Bellibolt pre-evo:
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The hammer wielding Fairy/Steel type (not sure which stage):
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Quaxly's final evo:

The new fish 'mon:


Unrelated to Scarlet/Violet, but now you can get a plush of Galarian Farfetch'd's leek:
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Edit: The dark-type dog:

Bellibolt pre-evo:
So many dogs... you can make a team of them now and each one have a unique typing. Waaaayyy more diverse than those stupid electric rats.

Furfrou

Hisuian Arcanine

Boltund

Fidough evolutionary line

Greavard evolutionary line

Maschiff evolutionary line
 
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