Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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You’re telling me you noticed the waifumons but only the plant ones?

I don’t know why Lopunny exists other than to be furry bait, there’s no gimmick to the design than being a cute bipedal rabbit girl (let me guess, it’s been a while, is it actually one of those 50% species?). The cry even sounds like a wolf-whistle.
No bro im telling you its specifically grass types, just look at them.
 
I think its a crime that Psyduck hasnt gotten a Mega Evolution or a regional variant or whatever that giant shit in Sword and Shield was
 
discuss with love_machine011 the fuckability of grass types.

What you're seeing here is the association of flowers and ladies (and romance) in general. If you're going to make a pokemon with a flower adorning it's head (like Lilligant), your mind moves to people who would wear a similar adornment - high-class ladies - and include other elements of the style (e.g. the ball gown).

A lot of grass types, or more specifically flower pokemon, look feminine because the flower itself is a feminine symbol and they extrapolated from there.

It's telling that all of the grass types just shown have both feminine (or at least high-class) and plant-themed names:

Tsareena - Tsarinas and to a lesser extent mangosteens.
Roserade - Roses and Maskerades. Notably this is probably the one most commonly depicted as a male.
Lilligant - Lily and Elegant.
Hell, even Venusaur ironically qualifies, being named both after the Venus fly trap and the goddess Venus, typically associated with feminity. So even what should be the obvious exception ends up having reference by dint of what it's name references.

I think its a crime that Psyduck hasnt gotten a Mega Evolution or a regional variant or whatever that giant shit in Sword and Shield was
If there's ever an Australian region, we need a platypus-themed Duck.
 
discuss with love_machine011 the fuckability of grass types.

What you're seeing here is the association of flowers and ladies (and romance) in general. If you're going to make a pokemon with a flower adorning it's head (like Lilligant), your mind moves to people who would wear a similar adornment - high-class ladies - and include other elements of the style (e.g. the ball gown).

A lot of grass types, or more specifically flower pokemon, look feminine because the flower itself is a feminine symbol and they extrapolated from there.

It's telling that all of the grass types just shown have both feminine (or at least high-class) and plant-themed names:

Tsareena - Tsarinas and to a lesser extent mangosteens.
Roserade - Roses and Maskerades. Notably this is probably the one most commonly depicted as a male.
Lilligant - Lily and Elegant.
Hell, even Venusaur ironically qualifies, being named both after the Venus fly trap and the goddess Venus, typically associated with feminity. So even what should be the obvious exception ends up having reference by dint of what it's name references.


If there's ever an Australian region, we need a platypus-themed Duck.
I knew I was on to something.
 
I mean, you're the one seeing a flower with eyelashes and thinking someone wants you to fuck it. I'm just pointing out what's actually there.
You're pointing out that I'm correct.

How deep does the fuck ability rabbit hole go? Will we find out leafeon is much more human compatible then vaporeon?
Vaporeon is more compatible but leafeon is more erotic.
 
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it's all head
 
We all know the series pokemon is Jynx. Who doesn't want their dick sucked by that mouth??

Runner up: Bruxish, boy I want my cock in that mouth. It's ribbed for my pleasure :)
 
So this popped up in my feed earlier:

I wondered why some of the ghost pokemon planned for Gen. 2 were scrapped, that helps explain it. Still wish Gamefreak wod add in some of tje scrapped Gen. 2 mins at some point, plwnty od them had potential.
 
So this popped up in my feed earlier:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zOkpD6uqsxI
I wondered why some of the ghost pokemon planned for Gen. 2 were scrapped, that helps explain it. Still wish Gamefreak wod add in some of tje scrapped Gen. 2 mins at some point, plwnty od them had potential.
They did, a lot of them are clearly gen 3 and 4 mons. Like the puppet ghost became shuppet and banette for example, or the anchor shark that became sharpedo. That's not even getting into the extremely obvious ones like Tangrowth and Leafeon
 
Seconding that a lot of the grass types do tend to lean more towards “female-looking”.
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It’s like how Fighting types tend to be masculine.
 
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