Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[mindlessobserver]

So, all that weird Pokémon "fan fiction" I have had the misfortune of running into on the Internet is officially canon?

 

[Sigmund Freud]

>you have to eat all the berries

 

[verymuchawful]

When's Typhlosion getting his own thread on the Farms?

 

[WEEKEND]

WTF? When I was a kid I wanted to fuck Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny but Pokefags see the literal fucking cat/plant/whatever monster and think "man I sure would like to put my dick in that."

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Pokefags see the literal fucking cat/plant/whatever monster and think "man I sure would like to put my dick in that."

So do people in-universe tbf.

 

[Slur.EXE]

low quality skitty opens its eyes in the leaks, love me some behind the scenes pokeman beytahs; my autisum is thriving.

(Total pokefucker death)

 

[Gingervitis]

Thinking about these a bit more- if a man wrote this, it wouldnt be a woman getting dicked down by Tysphlosion or Slaking. It would be a guy dicking down an attractive, humanoid pokemon like Gardevoir, Lopunny, or Medicham.

So do people in-universe tbf.

Username checks out

 

[Lightsaber Dildo]

Here is a video of the early HGSS prototype in action. It is VERY early on, you can see Ethan and a following Pokemon but the game takes place in Jubilife City/Sinnoh
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Is that supposed to be some kinda fucking Shadow Lugia?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

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TREECKO PEAK DESIGN FROM EVEN THE BETA

Water rabbit is cool.

Early heroes

The last vestiges of Sugimori's good art style, RIP. Maybe a better version of gen 3 can be made now. Kinda excited for that possibility for a ROM hack.

Typhlosion is based on a japanese weasel demon, some guy in gamefreak wrote a story of a typhlosion tricking a girl into coming into his cave and then forcing her to have his child, then her dad kills it.

Plauchemon

 

[30+GameOvers]

I'm having trouble downloading the compiled builds from the Drive link. It keeps bitching that too many people are trying to access it at once.

Works for me, however I saw a way you can bypass that earlier. Afraid I don't remember how right now, you might be SOL if you didn't grab these early enough, I'm seeing reports that there is a daily limit on downloads for Google Drives

When's Typhlosion getting his own thread on the Farms?
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Hate to burst your bubble, but there is no indication that the woman in the story was a minor. She was probably around 18-19, which would be about the right age for a Japanese folklore like that. People are only memeing about Akari/Dawn due to PLA
@SSj_Ness Those are early Hilbert/Hilda from Black and White
Here is a video of an early boss battle in BW

https://gofile.io/d/rtCWEl

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Works for me, however I saw a way you can bypass that earlier. Afraid I don't remember how right now, you might be SOL if you didn't grab these early enough, I'm seeing reports that there is a daily limit on downloads for Google Drives

Yes there is and I just hit it because my first two download attempts failed yet still counted towards the limit for some retarded reason. Those leaks better still be there in 24 hours.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Wifi Plaza Remix found in BW beta

https://vocaroo.com/1bTUrvWFCwIv

Can someone confirm if this song is actually in BW?

https://gofile.io/d/eIErwp

Another wallpaper to add to the collection, using hi-res assets from the leak

Something I found in the catalog

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Can someone confirm if this song is actually in BW?
https://gofile.io/d/eIErwp

Yes, that's the Shopping Mall Nine theme, on Route 9. It's slightly different, seems more high pitched.
For comparison:

 

[30+GameOvers]

More BW beta footage, including Skyline Bridge with different music and Castelia City(crashes the game)

https://gofile.io/d/n6ABeS

More wallpapers

Prototype HGSS title screen music

https://vocaroo.com/1bQ7JyEynOHn

Early design draft for DP and dialogue guideline

Gen 5 beta sprites, revision 15000

BW placeholder for the billboard that tells you which route you're going to

Concept Art

Design document for the player's bag

I have no clue what the fuck this is, GF having fun?

 

[Registration]

One thing about the beta hoenn pokemon... Did they get as far to have stats and abilities?

Most of the leaks seems to favor japanese side by being early japanese names

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

 

[verymuchawful]

Hate to burst your bubble, but there is no indication that the woman in the story was a minor. She was probably around 18-19, which would be about the right age for a Japanese folklore like that. People are only memeing about Akari/Dawn due to PLA

No fun allowed. The rapist Pokemon isn't a pedophile, only a rapist! Actual counter arguments to people meming this. People are too fucking autistic and allergic to having fun that they feel the need to go "um ackshully.." in response to their beloved franchise casually having folk lore analogues that revolve around interpsecies relations.

 

[Colress]

been hanging out on the proto threads on vp since leaks started. currently have most of the compiled ds builds running on my 3ds. even if they don't show us things like unused content and what have you, it's still really cool to go from build to build and see the process of development in action.

 

[30+GameOvers]

No fun allowed. The rapist Pokemon isn't a pedophile, only a rapist! Actual counter arguments to people meming this. People are too fucking autistic and allergic to having fun that they feel the need to go "um ackshully.." in response to their beloved franchise casually having folk lore analogues that revolve around interpsecies relations.

Hey now, if you want to point fingers at people who hate fun, do it at those sperging out about how none of this is "canon". I'm just informing people who didn't get a chance to read the story.

Anyways, I found raw HGSS beta data. Not sure if you can use it to get the game running, but scrolling thru it looks legit.
Audio(big): https://mega.nz/file/If4SxIha#skY5OAWNb6AsOxLoRkcUVDYryGYBiQMZh0J7W7qNGxo
Data: https://mega.nz/file/QWZw0BpL#IFU1bWizpQ6oSxNOvXIAHakPBD47LjAThaN1HVsecZY

 

[Celebrate Nite]

some of them should have been straight up evos

Definitely agree with you there.

But take it one step furthur... give ALL region variants evolutions instead of specific ones.

For example, it's fucking dumb that Glarian Farfech'd get's an evolution but not regular Farfect'd when it had a perfectly good evolution in the Gen2 beta. Even if you want to make the evolution female only, fine, but at least it still has one.

Also regular Linoon/MrMime/Corsola and the Red/Blue Stripped basses from Gen5 also got done dirty.