Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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all i see now when looking at octillery is bedroom eyes and what dat mouf do
So you think of Octillery, and not Lapras who had canonical bedroom eyes from the start?
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Just to not talk about poke sex constantly, I found beta Skyla
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Note that her overworld sprite is tanned where as her front sprite is white. Not sure why, if she was originally going to be Hispanic from the start.
Definitely glad that we got a redesign, this looks like her apprentice or the help.
 
My inner joke about the "pokemon fan club" being THAT sort of fan-oriented came true T_T
They even have a guy ranting about Rapidash in his bed.
Well that Rapidash was a whore who fucked other various male Rapidash too.

Not only he was into Rapidash, he may also be into Netorare, reading those old tale books made him into a cuckold lol
 
So you think of Octillery, and not Lapras who had canonical bedroom eyes from the start?
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Just to not talk about poke sex constantly, I found beta Skyla
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Note that her overworld sprite is tanned where as her front sprite is white. Not sure why, if she was originally going to be Hispanic from the start.
Definitely glad that we got a redesign, this looks like her apprentice or the help.
american discovers latinas can be any skin color (the sheet lists Isabeli Fontana as one of the references aka I presume the reason why the skin color is different between the battle sprite and overworld)
 
Dude, this is a commercial product, not a work of art, did you ser how many features were dropped in favor of real technical aspects of the game? All this arceus lore that we didnt get for some reason?
Do you even know what the word "canon" means? It does not mean "it would be cool" or "here's what I was gonna write but decided not to because [literally any reason]", it's what's true in the final story and nothing else. "I wish I included this" does not make it canon, only "I did include this" does. If I was making a piece of media and had a suggestion box for anyone in the team to toss ideas into, would that mean every single idea that anyone writes in there is permanently and irrevocably part of the canon just for having ever been considered, even if it's rejected for any reason?
I did play hack roms that allowed me to become a Champion and protect the title and customize my pokeballs, these dreams were made into reality later by fans who lives out of the development hell world and could shape it into better games and experiences.
Are you arguing that this makes those things part of the original game?

do you think people are just going to forget those leaks?
There are actually multiple words to describe "it's not really part of the story but all of the fans like to think it is". "Canon" is not one of them.
what Nintendo, Gamefreak or TPCi think doesn't matter.
"The people who actually write the stories don't decide what happens in it! Some audience members who are insistent about some particular thing, despite being told otherwise by the showrunners ,are the real writers."
So true! Those darn Nintendo bigots can never take our true and honest trans sister Samus from us!

I don't even know why Pokéfuckers and edge enthusiasts are so insistent on this. There's already that one Sinnoh Folk Story text and a few other minor examples from around the series if they really want to make a case for it, absolutely nothing depends on any of this serving as examples. All it does is demonstrate they don't know what words mean or how the writing process works.

What is of interest to me are the ideas that didn't make it into the final product initially, but still appeared in some other form later. For example, the sigil depicting the heirarchy of the legendary pantheon which never had its lore appear in any game, but did appear as a symbol during the trippy HGSS Arceus cutscene. I don't think it hard-confirms that any of that lore is still canon, but it does show that the idea at least stuck around in GF's heads afterwards instead of being totally forgotten and abandoned like many of the others. Perhaps this means they still run with some version of the original idea, with the various legendary Pokémon being creations of Arceus meant to embody different aspects of the world. Or the mystery of the Giants, barely-explained vague monsters of ancient legend that Arceus did battle with, which were described in the leaks as being fragments of the egg it spawned from that tried to kill it immediately after being born.
 
I found beta Skyla
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Note that her overworld sprite is tanned where as her front sprite is white. Not sure why, if she was originally going to be Hispanic from the start.
Definitely glad that we got a redesign, this looks like her apprentice or the help.
Sprite looks like a cross between Skyla and Elesa from B2/W2
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Where were you when the Vaporean copypasta stopped being just a copypasta?
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I can only imagine the torrent of porn we are about to get from this.
Something of note: There is more than one story where the Pokemon comes back after the dicking, willingly. This means that this isn't something out of the ordinary in the Pokemon world. Nothing can compete with human males, it is simply a fact.
Pokemon being able to impregnate humans and vice versa is also now confirmed canon. In fact, all of this was meticulously documented by Gamefreak, they took hours to write this into the canon. That wouldn't be the case if this wasn't the word of god, as intended.
Whenever you read or see a piece of poke-shipping or pokephilia, just remember that it is canon and Masuda approves. Now we know why he loves bugs in his anus!
 
Sorry to disappoint you, but the reason this was left on the cutting room floor wasn't because of time, the event is full functioning and finished. It was never given away because Masuda(the fucker who wrote all this deep lore) said that kids would be too stupid to make their way to where Arceus was without a guide or hints. Then again, knowing what we know now, it could have just been TPCi telling him to say this shit.
So fucking lame.
It also makes me think of the braille shit in gen 3. One of those regi caves literally had braille text telling you to stay still for two whole minutes, iirc, and then the wall would crack open. Like, yeah, that lore is too deep, but braille is just fine for kids.
 
Sprite looks like a cross between Skyla and Elesa from B2/W2
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Speaking of Elesa, her beta sprite
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Compared to the final, she shows more skin, is younger(supposed to be 15 and some sort of a student in the beta) and had more pronounced yellow color for her hair and clothes. The wires on her headset also looked thicker, not sure why that was changed.
 
Lapras wasn't hunted to near-extinction for their meat or their pretty shells, it was due to horny men needing a fucktoy and Lapras was willing to oblige.

What the fuck, Game Freak. (Also need original Japanese text to confirm it's real.)
 
Moving away from pokesex for a little bit, here is more actual leaks:
ORAS dump
Password is
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Anime dump, including reference sheets for every Pokemon/character
More leaked images:
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People are currently playing thru the beta of BW and Gen 6 stuff is being leaked. It's happening!

....and moving back to pokesex, here is a screenshot for Pokemon Colosseum, a 2003 game!
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Boy, that takes a whole new meaning now, huh?
Updated meme
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I just realized that there is a Lapras that shows up in GSC in a cave every Friday. It comes to the same exact spot every week, seeking trainers.
You don't think that means...
 
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It's interesting how there's two distinct origin stories for Pokemon:
There's the one from Gen IV, where Pokemon and humans descended from the same ancestor and gradually diverged, with Pokemon initially being more similar to humans and even being able to speak but later losing those abilities.
And there's the one from Gen I and Legends Arceus, where the Pokemon world used to have normal animals until Pokemon suddenly emerged and animals disappeared. I found it odd that virtually everyone in Legends Arceus treats Pokemon like they're new monsters they've never heard of.

Saw my favorite Pokemon's beta sprite, my life is now complete.

This Kyurem looks too complete to be a shell of the other two. Perhaps it was made when Zekrom and Reshiram weren't meant to be two halves of the same Pokemon.

Dropped gen 5 snail knight
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I wanted to to see this guy ever since Dr. Lava mentioned him in his Gen V beta content video. Didn't really meet my expectations, it looks too similar to the Mudkip line.

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Good thing they aborted this one, it hadn't spent enough time gestating.
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The image is finally complete
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More BW beta in action
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Internal wiki for Gen 6 devs
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Lastly, it seems that most of the mythicals in Gen 7 were actually meant to be in Gen 6 and scrapped. Only Marshadow is a true Alola mythical. Zeraora is also supposedly getting a mega in ZA and those cut Gen 6 threads might pop up.
Note how ZeraorA starts with a Z and ends with an A.
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Skibidi-Rotom!
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Also, apparently there is ZA and other unreleased stuff but the trannies don't want to leak that stuff until the games are out. Very homosexual behavior
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In an india based region it would be ground type.

Genies were supposed to have legs, dodged a bullet on that one
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Something real early, not sure what
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Mawile evolution maybe?



Snoo.
Moves: Fake tears, Disable, Imprison, Softboiled
Ability: Wimp Out, Cursed Body (Hidden, only mods can have it)
Hold Item: Soylent (100%)
Can be found in the Super Weenie Hut Jr.
 
I found it odd that virtually everyone in Legends Arceus treats Pokemon like they're new monsters they've never heard of.
That always rubbed me wrong. You mean to tell me that people in that world are advanced enough to make villages, weapons, ect... but these fucking creatures, a lot of which probably need to be hunted for food, are mysterious to the point that people are living in fear of absolutely every single one of them at the start? You're really gonna try and tell me NO ONE realized that Pokemon are pretty much just animals and can be tamed until you, John Future, came along? It makes no damn sense.
 
That always rubbed me wrong. You mean to tell me that people in that world are advanced enough to make villages, weapons, ect... but these fucking creatures, a lot of which probably need to be hunted for food, are mysterious to the point that people are living in fear of absolutely every single one of them at the start? You're really gonna try and tell me NO ONE realized that Pokemon are pretty much just animals and can be tamed until you, John Future, came along? It makes no damn sense.
I got the impression that catching them was a relatively new concept.
 
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