Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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I'm about halfway through and I haven't had any wild shit happen. The memory leak is annoying and wild mons will spawn inside walls sometimes but I haven't seen any T-posing or had my mons clip through the floor in battle. Haven't had any crashes either. Not to say they don't happen to other people though.
I haven't really experienced anything besides performance issues and a single Klawf just standing in place and having no interaction, but that's about it. Glitches and bugs themselves don't seem to be  that common, but the performance alone is so laughable for a main series title that that alone is gonna leave a very sour mark on this one to my prediction.
 
So is Gen 9 good, even great? I watched the leaks for a while and the leaked pokemon looked like utter shit, worse than gen 5 or 8's misses, but a few have grown on me. I'll definitely be buying scarlet over violet if the game is worth it, cause the robot paradox pokemon didn't look good imo.
i would emulate first, still using my time for games with more effort put into it
 
Why does it look like this game was developed by a first time dev, and why is everyone assuring me that the bugs aren't that bad and it's totally not buggy shit?
 
Man this model in particular looks ugly. It looks like George Floyd as an old mtf troon.

I weep for kids starting with this as their first generation. Who needs a badass war vet, a cute tomboy, or a fucking NINJA for Gym Leaders when you've got this vile blob of diversity instead. Just let this shit die already.
 
When playing this your mind will constantly alternate between two things:
- Wow, this game plays just like I wanted a Pokemon game to play like!
- Holy shit this thing is held together with duct tape, spit and hope.

There's several QoL features in here (like Autosave) that I assume are here to counteract some of the bugs (like the two crashes I've already experienced).

With that said, a fair bit of the jank I've encountered is very skyrimesque, in that it's fun jank you can use to exploit the game. Like engaging in a fight with a Pokemon across a chasm to leap over there.

This game should have been delayed. I am enjoying it, but it really, really should have been delayed.
 
Area Zero looks and sounds beautiful
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but my god i can only imagine the slideshow it'd become on a regular switch, even here on emulator it's liable to dip occasionally.
 
alright, i'm 20 hours in. taking it very slow. ended up going violet for the future paradox pokemon, and because the look of miraidon grew on me. i bought it in person and the person at the register said that violet was beating out scarlet by a lot as far as interest

the technical issues are very present but not a huge deal for me. i dont get the headaches, and im not bothered by the bad textures at all. i do notice them, but it's whatever. the framerate problems are sometimes noticeable but ive never had anything drop to like, 1 frame per second like in some of the clips you see. i get used to them. i have never been bothered by pop-in, people go bananas over that when they see it and i think it can be done tastefully. i dont think it's done well here but it doesnt take me away from the things i want to do

things do lower their animation rate when they're far away, which looks ridiculous. they should have handled that more elegantly, but it really only bothers me around cities, and im having fun roaming around the map. the fps and ugliness of the game also comes out in the cities. that part is rough. the game has the most trouble when it's cutting from shot to shot and things have to reload, which happens a lot during cutscenes, which i dont care about much anyway

the thing that kills me the most as far as technical problems is going through the box/pokedex. even going from box 1 to box 2 and back to box 1, it unloads and reloads every. single. sprite. and, slowly. it's hell. the only crash i have had in 20 hours was from doing this

i like the terastal mechanic. it's innocuous but adds an interesting layer to things. it switches things up when you find a roaming terastallized pokemon and you don't know what type it's going to be, so you fight it blind. i like that. the raid battles, you know in advance, those are more standard.

i like the auto heal button. i like that instead of going through your TMs and seeing which pokemon can learn it, you can look at one pokemon and it shows you all the TMs it can learn. i like the "let's go" mechanic that speeds up battling, it's fun and satisfying and even acts as its own little minigame (your pokemon may or may not be able to efficiently fight in this mode, so you have to strategize a little bit). i like the open-worldness of it. there are some areas that you aren't supposed to be able to get to, but i'm able to cheese over ravines and up mountains through hundreds of hours of practice in bethesda games. and that makes the game very nonlinear (a good thing).

as far as the pokemon designs, i intentionally didn't spoil them for myself so im enjoying seeing them as i go. not that i like them all (many are ridiculous, some i think are neat) but it's fun seeing them and going "oh what the fuck"

for people on the fence or maybe excited for getting it later, i think if you have a ton of games to play, it will be jarring for you to go from one good-looking game to a terrible looking one that exhibits bad decision making, even if unique and fun. if this is up your alley in particular, then it's a new pokemon game that takes a few steps forward and a few steps back and you'll probably enjoy it for that reason
 
After making giga chad the pokemon, they had no way to make a better starter.
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I was always hoping for Swampert to have Huge Power as its hidden ability. It seemed to make sense given how the Pokedex always talks about Swampert's strength (or swimming speed).

Anyways, I was hoping to buy the game right now, but I keep hearing about the performance issues and screenshots of the shitty graphics, so I don't know. I skipped out on SH/SW but was interested in Gen 9's potential.
 
I was always hoping for Swampert to have Huge Power as its hidden ability. It seemed to make sense given how the Pokedex always talks about Swampert's strength (or swimming speed).

Anyways, I was hoping to buy the game right now, but I keep hearing about the performance issues and screenshots of the shitty graphics, so I don't know. I skipped out on SH/SW but was interested in Gen 9's potential.
From the bitching here, the bitching on Twitter, and the bitching I've seen from livestreams, save your money and buy the game in a couple of months when things might be fixed.
 
It amazes how after all this time and with as much money as they make, Game Freak still can't hire competent developers.

So who did everyone pick as their starter in S/V? The only correct answer is Fuecoco btw.
I'm going to wait till late December/early January to get a copy of Scarlet, but I'm going with Sprigatito. I kinda feel like a hypocrite for doing so, since Ghost type is my favorite typing, but at the end of the day I'm a cat person, so I'm going with Sprig. That said Skeledirge's design is growing on me, so who knows, between now and then I might change my mind.

After making giga chad the pokemon, they had no way to make a better starter.
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FUCK YEAH Swampert is the best of the starter evos!
 
I weep for kids starting with this as their first generation. Who needs a badass war vet, a cute tomboy, or a fucking NINJA for Gym Leaders when you've got this vile blob of diversity instead. Just let this shit die already.
Good god you need to calm down, specific pokemon have had regional variants for a few installments now
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I'm getting FOMO but I think I'm going to wait for DLC and see what it addresses. I don't care for a lot of the new mons, a lot of my favorites are dexited, I really would miss choosing clothes, on top of the bugs and graphical issues. I'm sure I'd have fun in spite of its flaws but I have a pretty small entertainment budget, and $60+ is a lot for something I would constantly be thinking "I wish they'd done..." while playing. Following the leaks and watching people stream has been fun though. I'm happy Oricorio is finally available again, I want to have one if/when I get the game.

Watching streams is making me hate how often Nemona pops up to patronize you. I hope there's eventually a "I know what a Pokemon game is, I don't need an hour long tutorial" option.
 
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