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Maybe LSD or mushrooms would make it more entertaining.
Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States
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You put it on for background noise or to fall asleep to. The days of challenges are long dead because everyone has done every possible nuzlocke or solo run and they all amount to the same deal. No one even shows failed runs
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Sseth or MDE-style editing or a MST3K-ing of it.
The Cum Beast
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Beat the Champion is SwSh, here's my team
Kingler is my G-Max pokemon that I got by giving it the G-max shrooms on the isle of armor. Honestly the G-Max moves are pretty bad compared to regular max moves (water max moves can set rain while Kingler's G-max move only slows down the enemy, which is nice but not as good)
The only battle I struggled against was Leon at the end since his charizard was faster than my entire time except boltund which had fainted already, centiskorch tanked a ancient power tho so it was good. Even if Leon wasn't that hard aside from charizard, his team was pretty cool and definitely fitting for his champion status.
Other highlights included obstagoon's obstruct being fun to use against the Ai, coil centiskorch and agility + swords dance kingler.
Also your mum calling the player the chamption before you even beat Leon. To be fair, 99% of players would just head straight to the final battle with Leon anyways, but still a crazy oversight.
Yeah SwSh was still pretty bad like I remembered, I'll still playthrough the DLC tho especially since SwSh is probably the shortest mainline game to date.
Kingler is my G-Max pokemon that I got by giving it the G-max shrooms on the isle of armor. Honestly the G-Max moves are pretty bad compared to regular max moves (water max moves can set rain while Kingler's G-max move only slows down the enemy, which is nice but not as good)
The only battle I struggled against was Leon at the end since his charizard was faster than my entire time except boltund which had fainted already, centiskorch tanked a ancient power tho so it was good. Even if Leon wasn't that hard aside from charizard, his team was pretty cool and definitely fitting for his champion status.
Other highlights included obstagoon's obstruct being fun to use against the Ai, coil centiskorch and agility + swords dance kingler.
Also your mum calling the player the chamption before you even beat Leon. To be fair, 99% of players would just head straight to the final battle with Leon anyways, but still a crazy oversight.
Yeah SwSh was still pretty bad like I remembered, I'll still playthrough the DLC tho especially since SwSh is probably the shortest mainline game to date.
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I forget that so many of the judges in this game love troons enough to try to defend them when they’ve clearly lost the game. Like dumbass should’ve waited to pop off after winning the game, but he did this and when the troon went to sign the slip, the judges stopped him and gave makani a game loss.
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Competitive pokemon players are all fucking faggots.
Don't act like a fucking child and throw your cards down because you drew a card. It looks like you just scooped and any reasonable player would be confused as if you quit or not.
Celebrate after you finish the match. Don't just be a faggot and dance around like a little girl and expect the world to know why you're doing it.
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They’re both extreme faggots, the troon is also a known sharker that will call judges on people to try to get his way and win on a technicality. Any time something like this comes up, you have fags and troons (redundant) come up to try to defend him.
Speaking of faggots, I got suggested this bullshit on my feed. A multimillion dollar collection just randomly pops up, the video’s filmed in a hotel in Zurich and the story is the typical “my daddy bought me all of the cards as a kid” story. The hiring models, talking about filming a movie and a bunch of other shit. They talk about selling the collection to someone who “loves Pokemon
as much as they do”, but the collection is nothing but low population cards that were a fortune 16 years ago.Edit: here’s the site as well. https://www.jolinagisele-collection.com/
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Can have degenerate troons ruin the game because they cant stand losing but dont you dare have moderate political alignment to the right or else you will get banned for making them uncomfortable.
LOL I'm looking into it now (way too busy watching fishtank) of course back peddling
Gonna have fun for a few hours making troons mad in the replies.
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If you don't sign the slip then you have disputed the outcome of the match. ANY decent player would have extended their hand the moment they saw the winning piece if it's an impossible to fail combo. If the combo can't whiff once they have displayed they know how to loop it once or they show you the cards you just scoop. "Lightning bolt for game?" and showing the bolt isn't technically winning. It still needs to resolve and go through all the steps but your opponent having no out extends the hand. Well used to extend the hand. Since covid people don't shake hands any more and it's just weird. Now everyone fist bumps like a nigger and I hate it.
But this is pokemon TCG, where even laughing nervously about pronouns gets you punished. It's troon central.
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The funny thing is that other TCGs are overrun with troons, but Pokemon is the only one that’ll have people bend over backwards and forwards to let them have their way and cry foul when they don’t get it. Cerys Jones is notorious for crying to the judges when he thinks it’ll give him his way, and who can blame him?
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Is pokemon worse than magic for them? I don't play either.
I'm noticing it's very hard to find a LGS that doesn't have either tranny shit or a fag flag these days. The owners clearly aren't that way inclined but I think they feel pressured to display shit and aren't really against it in the way we are here. More of a live and let live thing.
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They’re a demographic that demands to be catered to and catering to them is profitable. There’s an LGS that is big on it, even including tampons in the men’s restroom and a troon flag in the women’s. He doesn’t genuinely believe in it, but he likes the shekels he gets because of it.
I’ve been looking more into the multimillion dollar collection of slabs and it just rings suspicious. I’m not doubting that someone could own 3 copies of the academy magikarp or a master set of PSA 10 gold stars as well as PSA 10s of every single grail in existence, but this just popped up suddenly and it’s already fishy. It’s not just the fact there’s no way to verify certs fwiw, but the fact they’re using models and a hotel room in Zurich for this. The bullshit “I only want to sell this collection to someone that loves Pokemon” and origin story as well as talking about filming a short film just adds to the suspicion.
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I don't know about Pokemon tournament rules, but I have played a lot in MtG tournaments. In MtG that behavior would probably be judged as unsporting conduct - minor. The guy behaved like a annoying spaz but that should have been at most a warning carried to the next game. Game loss for something like that is just an insanely harsh penalty.
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Not posting the full thing but another troon has hit the pokemon TCG tower.
I assume its a troon anyway.
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Competitive Pokemon GO drama (how tf is competitive Pokemon GO a thing)
Player given a loss, his win essentially stolen by a judge for celebrating "too hard" after winning?
Pictured: The white guy putting down his headphones and fistbumping the air is apparently unsportmanlike.
Player given a loss, his win essentially stolen by a judge for celebrating "too hard" after winning?
Pictured: The white guy putting down his headphones and fistbumping the air is apparently unsportmanlike.
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The cut off point has always been placing a card face up on the table and taking your hand away. With verbal confirmation. If you have said "Dicksponge the great for X" and moved your hand away it's played. At any event above store level take backs aren't allowed. At store level let people decide how they want to play (personally I let my opponent do take backs, but unless a play is illegal I don't take them myself. I want to learn to play around my mistakes).
There is nothing here that's questionable to call a judge on. It's just weird manipulation.
His name is Jay neko though, so fuck him. Degenerate faggot virtue signals any way. Should have called a judge, not engaged with the tantrum and explained the situation ignoring his opponent.
Something is really fucking off with the pokemon rule set if this is unsportsmanlike. He gets up, punches the air then immediately extends the hand to say good game. It's a text book celeberation and hand shake after. What sort of political bullshit is going on where people get railed for nothing to get diversity wins?
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Dude have you seen how that wolfy dude celebrates winning? they would never pull that "unsportsman" shit with him when he is 10 times worse because he is their industry darling.
At the end of the day "judges" are just Jannies and Jannies are trannies so there isnt really a major shock it's this bad its just sad for the kids who really do love Pokemon having to deal with these freaks.
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Most judges aren't total faggots to this degree. There is something going on really suspicious and it would be interesting to see someone try to find the connections. It feels off even by tranny jannie standards.
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troon or mentally stunted woman, but the odds are greater that it's a troon. I've had women as opponents that were like this during the E-on and F-on standard. I had one who thought I'd give her the game because she pulled her histrionics.
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I'm nearly done with Pokopia. Complete dex is about fifteen pokemon away, not counting a couple of remaining redundancies (most notably two tatsugiri forms).
I've discovered another fun detail about the game. In Rocky Ridges, it introduces a minecart system you can set up, courtesy of Rolycoly. You set up track along the ground, and at least two railway crossings, and pokemon will start to use them, spawning handcarts as they need to for movement. You can also set up handcarts manually, attach them together, and move any pokemon following you around on them.
Except for one. Carkol, the minecart pokemon? He just gets on the tracks himself.
Technically, he is actually on a handcart and just has a unique animation, but it's a cool detail nonetheless.
There's basically three roadblocks between me and 100% dex completion at this point, aside from time to spawn the remaining mons:
- I need to explore more dream islands. Four specific types of dream islands (the same four which make up a habitat for Drifblim) can each spawn a legendary pokemon, either a legendary doggo or mewtwo. The doggos in particular I need to gather, because with them I can make a Clear Bell to call Ho-oh down. I already have the Tidal Bell, but Lugia decided to blueball me today.
- I need a Cute Dresser and a Gaming Computer. There's a number of late-game furniture sets that have varying styles and components; while you can get individual pieces by trading with Gimmighoul and Gholdengo for your spare relics and feathers, the only surefire way to get them is to max out your environment level in the relevant zone (not too hard; getting sixty pokemon per zone will get you most of the way there, then just keep giving the most grumpy whatever they want, to the best of your ability, and you'll level it quick enough) and buy their recipes. Each set has an associated Pokemon that requires some combination of the set as a habitat (not necessarily all of them, mind), many of which are things like Blissey, Metagross, Absol and Goodra.
- I need to duplicate a few things. Once you have something, you can take a photo of it in reference mode and 3d print copies. To do that, though, you need Pokemetal, a rare resource that only really becomes viable when you get to Sparkling Skylands and it's counterpart dream island. But a lot of the more important things e.g. Relics or rare lynchpin items for a lot of habitats (fucking fishing rods) need Rare Pokemetal, which is an uncommon drop from the ore nodes. fortunately I'm pretty sure I have basically all I need from farming mewtwo, but I'm still dragging my feet on it because some things can be found with luck elsewhere.
If I had one big complaint to make about the game, it's the fucking wallpaper. Not counting the ones tied to the environment level, found in the world, or are story relevant, you basically have two ways to get recipes:
- Buy up to five recipes or recipe sets (sets being things like the top, middle and bottom of a pillar) from the daily deals
- Find sparkling water puddles and dive in. High glowing ones and ones that tell you to mash A will always give you a recipe, ones that don't do either still have a small chance to.
This has nothing to do with the recipe stuff but I just know someone's gone 'hah, the minecart mon on the minecart tracks? gamefuck would never' and I want to point out that this is also seen in one of Galar's overworld encounters in the Galar Mine. There was no need for me to delay this, I'm just petty and wanted to make someone feel stupid.
Combined, a few purchases and a quick sweep in each zone will get you somewhere from five to ten common recipes per day, all new (anything you get is removed from the loot pool). Now, I will note, anything that you strictly need for habitats you can eventually buy at least one copy in the shop and duplicate, or have some other way to get, so progression-wise all not finding a certain recipe does is delay your ability to cheaply make them en masse. However, the biggest thing that stops this from feeling good is all the fucking wallpaper.
You use wallpaper with the loading-zone houses (The Leaf/Sand/Rock/City Cottage/House) to change how they look. Each wallpaper corresponds to a block or block set (again, top middle and bottom) and can be used on either the walls or the floor of each room to make it look like that block. It's a clear enough system for customisation... but there's just one thing.
I fucking HATE how much this dilutes the recipe loot pool. I will probably use like ten of these at most in my entire playthrough, but I've got just about sixty and that number is still increasing. I don't remember if they can appear in daily deals or just when scavenging, but when there's one thing you DO want, having an extra hundred things you don't is just a pain in the ass. I want my tatami mat block, dammit.
And to add insult to injury, tatami block is available in the world. Not a large amount, but the dojo in Sparkling Skylands has a small amount. All I'd need to do is take what's there, or a reference photo, and pay pokemetal to dupe it, and I'd be done. The problem is that recipes normally craft ten blocks at a time, but 3d printing only gets you one block per print. Thankfully, nothing needed for progression is gated behind that, but it means I have to pay a stupid amount of pokemetal or just sit and twiddle my thumbs until I finally get the thing I need just to make a shrine look good.
With that said, it's not like it's actually stopped me progressing the game in any way but aesthetically. I'd probably be a lot further along if I went to dream islands more proactively early on, but in practice it just means getting the perfect block takes a little longer. It's ultimately a very minor complaint, but it is a complaint I felt worth making.
I've discovered another fun detail about the game. In Rocky Ridges, it introduces a minecart system you can set up, courtesy of Rolycoly. You set up track along the ground, and at least two railway crossings, and pokemon will start to use them, spawning handcarts as they need to for movement. You can also set up handcarts manually, attach them together, and move any pokemon following you around on them.
Except for one. Carkol, the minecart pokemon? He just gets on the tracks himself.
Technically, he is actually on a handcart and just has a unique animation, but it's a cool detail nonetheless.
There's basically three roadblocks between me and 100% dex completion at this point, aside from time to spawn the remaining mons:
- I need to explore more dream islands. Four specific types of dream islands (the same four which make up a habitat for Drifblim) can each spawn a legendary pokemon, either a legendary doggo or mewtwo. The doggos in particular I need to gather, because with them I can make a Clear Bell to call Ho-oh down. I already have the Tidal Bell, but Lugia decided to blueball me today.
- I need a Cute Dresser and a Gaming Computer. There's a number of late-game furniture sets that have varying styles and components; while you can get individual pieces by trading with Gimmighoul and Gholdengo for your spare relics and feathers, the only surefire way to get them is to max out your environment level in the relevant zone (not too hard; getting sixty pokemon per zone will get you most of the way there, then just keep giving the most grumpy whatever they want, to the best of your ability, and you'll level it quick enough) and buy their recipes. Each set has an associated Pokemon that requires some combination of the set as a habitat (not necessarily all of them, mind), many of which are things like Blissey, Metagross, Absol and Goodra.
- I need to duplicate a few things. Once you have something, you can take a photo of it in reference mode and 3d print copies. To do that, though, you need Pokemetal, a rare resource that only really becomes viable when you get to Sparkling Skylands and it's counterpart dream island. But a lot of the more important things e.g. Relics or rare lynchpin items for a lot of habitats (fucking fishing rods) need Rare Pokemetal, which is an uncommon drop from the ore nodes. fortunately I'm pretty sure I have basically all I need from farming mewtwo, but I'm still dragging my feet on it because some things can be found with luck elsewhere.
If I had one big complaint to make about the game, it's the fucking wallpaper. Not counting the ones tied to the environment level, found in the world, or are story relevant, you basically have two ways to get recipes:
- Buy up to five recipes or recipe sets (sets being things like the top, middle and bottom of a pillar) from the daily deals
- Find sparkling water puddles and dive in. High glowing ones and ones that tell you to mash A will always give you a recipe, ones that don't do either still have a small chance to.
This has nothing to do with the recipe stuff but I just know someone's gone 'hah, the minecart mon on the minecart tracks? gamefuck would never' and I want to point out that this is also seen in one of Galar's overworld encounters in the Galar Mine. There was no need for me to delay this, I'm just petty and wanted to make someone feel stupid.
Combined, a few purchases and a quick sweep in each zone will get you somewhere from five to ten common recipes per day, all new (anything you get is removed from the loot pool). Now, I will note, anything that you strictly need for habitats you can eventually buy at least one copy in the shop and duplicate, or have some other way to get, so progression-wise all not finding a certain recipe does is delay your ability to cheaply make them en masse. However, the biggest thing that stops this from feeling good is all the fucking wallpaper.
You use wallpaper with the loading-zone houses (The Leaf/Sand/Rock/City Cottage/House) to change how they look. Each wallpaper corresponds to a block or block set (again, top middle and bottom) and can be used on either the walls or the floor of each room to make it look like that block. It's a clear enough system for customisation... but there's just one thing.
I fucking HATE how much this dilutes the recipe loot pool. I will probably use like ten of these at most in my entire playthrough, but I've got just about sixty and that number is still increasing. I don't remember if they can appear in daily deals or just when scavenging, but when there's one thing you DO want, having an extra hundred things you don't is just a pain in the ass. I want my tatami mat block, dammit.
And to add insult to injury, tatami block is available in the world. Not a large amount, but the dojo in Sparkling Skylands has a small amount. All I'd need to do is take what's there, or a reference photo, and pay pokemetal to dupe it, and I'd be done. The problem is that recipes normally craft ten blocks at a time, but 3d printing only gets you one block per print. Thankfully, nothing needed for progression is gated behind that, but it means I have to pay a stupid amount of pokemetal or just sit and twiddle my thumbs until I finally get the thing I need just to make a shrine look good.
With that said, it's not like it's actually stopped me progressing the game in any way but aesthetically. I'd probably be a lot further along if I went to dream islands more proactively early on, but in practice it just means getting the perfect block takes a little longer. It's ultimately a very minor complaint, but it is a complaint I felt worth making.