Pokemon GO

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I can't stand the three-footprint bug. Things are getting a bit easier now that I'm almost level 9 but it's still a huge trial because of shit like that.
 
My advice for people who play Pokemon Go:
-If you're in the suburbs/rural area, use a bot.
-If you're in a city, fuck you for living near shit.
 
This is so accurate.

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Playing this game is fun while walking with one or two other people, but I'm paranoid now about everyone walking around and looking down at their phones. People awkwardly approach me and ask me if I'm playing, I know they're just trying to make conversation but I'd rather just nod at them and keep walking.

Also, it's amazing how this guy immediately blames his shit driving skills on pokemon go.
https://twitter.com/BaltimorePolice/status/755522427921326080
 
Playing this game is fun while walking with one or two other people, but I'm paranoid now about everyone walking around and looking down at their phones. People awkwardly approach me and ask me if I'm playing, I know they're just trying to make conversation but I'd rather just nod at them and keep walking.

Also, it's amazing how this guy immediately blames his shit driving skills on pokemon go.
https://twitter.com/BaltimorePolice/status/755522427921326080
I actively avoid other people that I see playing. I'm not necessarily opposed to speaking to other people in general, but 99% of the people I see are neckbeards or dangerhair tumblrinas, and I'm out on a run most of the time when I play.
 
I'm trapped in a cycle where I constantly catch shitty Pokemon to level up but keep running out of Pokeballs.
 
I'm trapped in a cycle where I constantly catch shitty Pokemon to level up but keep running out of Pokeballs.
Oh god and then you level up and you get 20 pokéballs as a prize and you get lulled into a sense of security and use them up? :c
Also I caught a *buff* Parasect and hatched a *buff* Pinsir.
Experimented with bus-travel and eggs, I travelled more than 2km but it picked up only 1.7. I think speed affects it.
 
I live in a small town with one Pokéstop, but I drove through town the other day (or rather was in a car, not driving and checking Pokémon Go) and there were Pokéstops for days. It was like mana from heaven, man.

Of course on the way back the phone basically had a seizure due to trying to track all those stops and completely froze so I missed out on more loot.

Also I wish I was joking but my nearest gym is a vase. A vase on someone's house. I hate it.
 
I swear, Gastly hates me. I see them on my "nearby" tracker every now and then but they never want to actually appear. And the only time when one did, it ran away.
I caught two in my room and one (and a shellder) when I was grocery shopping the other day. For some reason I can't get close zubats to appear. :P

There are a couple of places I found where Jinx are, but I haven't been able to get one.
 
I went to a casino resort a few days ago and got a ton of Pokemon just by sitting by the pool. I went up 10 levels. I'm on the red team like anyone gives a shit.
 
There's one weedle in my entire neighbourhood.
UPDATE: I had a look at the town centre, there's 15 fucking drowzees wtf
 
I caught a Pidgeot outside of my house. That was something.
 
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