Plants vs zombies series

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Relinquish said:
The almanac (which has the info about every plant and zombie) includes a bonus menu that shows an early concept art for the game during its development. The problem is that some concept art shown in the menu is FAKE
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they didnt even contact the original artist about it either
Relinquish said:
You used to be able to predict the final boss's moves by looking at his eye color (if it's orange, he sent a fireball, if it's blue, he sent an iceball), but now it's just random
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Relinquish said:
The music (which is one of the best things about the original game) is completely fucked here. Every single stage has the wrong music. Not only that, but it is no longer "dynamic". The PVZ was created with the intention that, as the stage progresses, more zombies come in and the game gets harder, and the music reflects that; it gets more and more intense as the stage goes on. It doesn't happen in remaster; it literally just plays the entire song for 1 wave instead of progressing more and more. The original composer spoke out about this on Twitter
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they done ruined my childhood mane
 
I remember playing it on this old Kindle Fire HD that lasted me a decade. I had so much fun with PvZ.
 
I played the original game to absolute death, it was among the last vestiges of the good old days of physical PC games working just like console games and not requiring registration. And then of course they went full retard and made the sequel a dog shit pay to win phone game. I haven't touched anything they put out since.
 
I knew Replanted would be disappointing, but I wouldn't have guessed it would be this bad. And of course they had to hire fucking jeets to remake it. Half of the budget probably went into the trailers and blocking Cheat Engine for some unexplainable reason rather than adding online Co-Op and PvP.

This is what unedited gameplay of the new RIP mode is like BTW:

Yes, it's real.

The only reason why I still care about this franchise is the mods/fangames. The Chinese PvZ community has been a blessing for sure. I mean, they've done stuff like adding GTA to PvZ2 or remaking the entire game in Unity to create PvZ Fusion. Non-Chinese people also have made some good ones as well for both PvZ 1 & 2.

Also, fuck Reflourished; it's overrated troonslop.
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Just play the DLC Edition Mod.
Adds a shit-ton of new mini-games, plants, zombie types, and levels, all with custom art that blends seamlessly with the original.
The only thing it lacks from Replanted is borderless window mode, and I'm sure the devs are working on patching that.
 
Relinquish said:
I've been trying to look into who was responsible for this remaster and found a possible answer. A person who used to work for PopCap in the very early days said that the team responsible for this shitty remaster were Indians :stress:. EA literally outsourced the remaster to a team in India with a low budget
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"WE WILL MAKE PVZ SHITMAKE FOR PENNIES ON DOLLAR SAAR AND FANS WILL REDEEM!!" I'm guessing that's the pitch the jeets made to EA to convince them to do this. Oh well... PVZ Fusion and other Chink-fanworks are better than anything PopCap/EA can make anyways.
 
Oh hey, PVZ thread, didn't know we had one. Haven't played since I was a kid so I'm prepared to have my memories ruined.
Relinquish said:
I've been trying to look into who was responsible for this remaster and found a possible answer. A person who used to work for PopCap in the very early days said that the team responsible for this shitty remaster were Indians :stress:. EA literally outsourced the remaster to a team in India with a low budget
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Ah, Indians ruining everything yet again. Though it's a troon saying this with just a bunch of messages from DMs as proof so I'm not 100% sure of it.
 
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That said, should I play any of the games that came after the original? I tried one of the mobile freemium games, though the specific game name I'm forgetting right now, and I haven't tried Garden Warfare etc.
 
The Last Stand said:
I heard GW2 has a hacker problem that has yet to be addressed. Speaking of which, I hate how there's a limited time event section in the hub world but EA/PopCap did not think to cycle through those events once GW2 went to maintenance mode.
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I never played it on pc because it didn't support controller so I honestly dont know. Played the hell out of the ps4 version though.
 
The jeet programmers of Replanted couldn't even port the versus mode correctly.
  • If you're using a mouse, the game sometimes disables a plant or zombie randomly without any indication at all, and it could be your Sunflower or Zombie Gravestone
  • Snow Peas shoot through graves
  • Doom-Shrooms destroy graves as well
  • Visual bugs such as trash cans turning into screen doors.
  • Missing/wrong sound effects when compared to the console version

This is definitely the buggiest version of PvZ1, and people keep discovering dozens of bugs every day. The game isn't released yet technically, but they couldn't even get that done right.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Just play the DLC Edition Mod.
Adds a shit-ton of new mini-games, plants, zombie types, and levels, all with custom art that blends seamlessly with the original.
The only thing it lacks from Replanted is borderless window mode, and I'm sure the devs are working on patching that.
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Despite the no widescreen or stretch support, and the optimization issues when playing in windowed, Its still extremely fun not going to lie like there is just so much content to go around now I just wish they added in great wall of china.
The Wise Shaman said:
Also, fuck Reflourished; it's overrated troonslop.
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I agree the penny outfit fucking sucks and doesn't make sense in the first place but I'm not letting trannies ruin my fun, I enjoy playing reflourished as a time waster and honestly...better than what the jeets are doing with pvz and pvz 2, tho gardenless definitely shits on it way more since its made by literally one autistic chink and its a complete port from scratch of pvz 2 on pc and to make it even better, the fucker is now porting shit from pvz heroes which is impressive on its own too.

Quick autistic shout btw since we are talking about trannys and pvz
NIGHTCAP IS NOT GENDERFLUID! HIS A GUY! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
 
As a fan of the series, Replanted confirmed that the franchise must die and is beyond saving. I also hope that before they release mediocre products and PopCap decides to post on their social media that the game's characters are faggots and like to eat cock, like the Angry Birds social media did.
 
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