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Golly said:
She looks like Meatloaf with dirty feet in that one.
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Yeah, she never bothers cleaning her feet. You think an important thing about cosplay is looking your best and not having a layer of grime sticking to your soles.
 
A-Stump said:
Yeah, she never bothers cleaning her feet. You think an important thing about cosplay is looking your best and not having a layer of grime sticking to your soles.
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Well, it kind of matches the shade of the costume?
 
Did you hear the news? In light of this recent Pixy pose, Exxon, BP and Shell are getting into a bidding war for Harold Ramis' corpse as it slowly drills through the Earth's crust.
 
CWCissey said:
Did you hear the news? In light of this recent Pixy pose, Exxon, BP and Shell are getting into a bidding war for Harold Ramis' corpse as it slowly drills through the Earth's crust.
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Because he's spinning in his grave?
 
You know those famous pictures of the guys eating sushi off of the body of a naked chick? Pixy could get a job doing that, you could fit an entire lumberjack's breakfast on her ass alone.
 
A-Stump said:
You know those famous pictures of the guys eating sushi off of the body of a naked chick? Pixy could get a job doing that, you could fit an entire lumberjack's breakfast on her ass alone.
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Is that a new diet method?
 
A-Stump said:
You know those famous pictures of the guys eating sushi off of the body of a naked chick? Pixy could get a job doing that, you could fit an entire lumberjack's breakfast on her ass alone.
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If the lumberjack is into bulimia.
 
A-Stump said:
You know those famous pictures of the guys eating sushi off of the body of a naked chick? Pixy could get a job doing that, you could fit an entire lumberjack's breakfast on her ass alone.
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Put a Taco Bell Grande Meal on Pixy's back, and I could eat it off her back, then she'd roll over, I'd put the Cinnabon Mini-Delights in her cleavage and the large Mountain Dew Baja Blast cup in her vagina, finish those, and I'd have hanky-panky with her after that. :left:
 
Stratochu said:
Put a Taco Bell Grande Meal on Pixy's back, and I could eat it off her back, then she'd roll over, I'd put the Cinnabon Mini-Delights in her cleavage and the large Mountain Dew Baja Blast cup in her vagina, finish those, and I'd have hanky-panky with her after that. :left:
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Stratochu said:
Put a Taco Bell Grande Meal on Pixy's back, and I could eat it off her back, then she'd roll over, I'd put the Cinnabon Mini-Delights in her cleavage and the large Mountain Dew Baja Blast cup in her vagina, finish those, and I'd have hanky-panky with her after that. :left:
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I don't know which would be less healthy.
 
Stratochu said:
Put a Taco Bell Grande Meal on Pixy's back, and I could eat it off her back, then she'd roll over, I'd put the Cinnabon Mini-Delights in her cleavage and the large Mountain Dew Baja Blast cup in her vagina, finish those, and I'd have hanky-panky with her after that. :left:
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Whatever floats your tugboat.
 
If Pixy was a restaurant she'd be condemned by the health authority. No way you could get me to eat anything off of that grimy, greasy... Just ick.
 
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