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Pikonic said:
http://rsmg.pbsrc.com/albums/v637/pixyteri/Gravure%20New/DSCN7213_zpse1a8c873.jpg~320x480
I gotta ask, what's up with the orange glow around her, was that a shitty camera or photoshop to look thinner.
Also her thighs are large.
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Is it weird that I find her huge thighs to be the only attractive thing about her? :oops:
 
exball said:
Is Pixy actually getting fatter?
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She's about 5 pounds away from being able to be in a Japanese Kaiju film without needing to wear a rubber suit...and she's twice as ugly.
 
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Does it look to anyone else like she might be in pain here from how far up her asscrack those undies are riding?
 
Axiom said:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/pixyteri/Gravure%20New/DSCN7223_zps89ef6911.jpg
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Does it look to anyone else like she might be in pain here from how far up her asscrack those undies are riding?
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I'm sure she's used to having things in her ass...if you know what I mean. :pickle:
 
Axiom said:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/pixyteri/Gravure%20New/DSCN7223_zps89ef6911.jpg
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Does it look to anyone else like she might be in pain here from how far up her asscrack those undies are riding?
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I think that's her saying that she can be "seductive".
 
Well to be perfectly fair, if Pixyteri tried to seduce me I'd find it pretty painful, as well.
 
Cottage cheese aside -- far aside, please -- what is aging her face prematurely? If you forget entirely about her body, she still looks facially older than me, but I'm significantly older than she is. It's like her actual skin and facial muscles are depressed and trying to leave the building. What is happening here? Bad genes? Lack of smiling for years? This isn't a humblebrag. It's more wanting to prevent the same thing happening to me. I don't smoke, but then neither does sugoi desu Pixy because it's so un-kawaii and not a pure maiden thing, etc. :?:
 
I'll Paypal you a dram if you never post vomit-related anything again.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
Cottage cheese aside -- far aside, please -- what is aging her face prematurely? If you forget entirely about her body, she still looks facially older than me, but I'm significantly older than she is. It's like her actual skin and facial muscles are depressed and trying to leave the building. What is happening here? Bad genes? Lack of smiling for years? This isn't a humblebrag. It's more wanting to prevent the same thing happening to me. I don't smoke, but then neither does sugoi desu Pixy because it's so un-kawaii and not a pure maiden thing, etc. :?:
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Stress, poor sleep, and a shitty diet, most likely
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
Cottage cheese aside -- far aside, please -- what is aging her face prematurely? If you forget entirely about her body, she still looks facially older than me, but I'm significantly older than she is. It's like her actual skin and facial muscles are depressed and trying to leave the building. What is happening here? Bad genes? Lack of smiling for years? This isn't a humblebrag. It's more wanting to prevent the same thing happening to me. I don't smoke, but then neither does sugoi desu Pixy because it's so un-kawaii and not a pure maiden thing, etc. :?:
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No makeup, probably goes out with no sunscreen in the hot texas sun. Doesn't use face products?
 
Cwckifan said:
Stress, poor sleep, and a shitty diet, most likely.
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Well, shit a brick. I guess fibromyalgia and PTSD are literally going to slap me in the face one of these days.

sparklemilhouse said:
No makeup, probably goes out with no sunscreen in the hot texas sun. Doesn't use face products?
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And there you have the reason all my Renaissance Faire garb smells like SPF 300.

It's just weird, though. Gravity seems to be having its way with her actual facial musculature way prematurely. It's not a "HA HA!" thing. I am genuinely baffled by how this is happening. OPL is also prematurely aging, but we can account for his various problems easily and separately -- if you look at Coleslaw at Chris's 18th (or whichever) birthday, you can see that one side of the family had a gene for early balding.
 
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