Opinion Pittsburgh apologizes for the inconvenience - An insufferable left-coaster moves to a flyover city and complains it's not her 15-minute-city paradise

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Editor’s note: PublicSource is dedicated to sharing a wide variety of voices. This first-person essay is part of a collection focused on the experiences of living in the Pittsburgh region. These essays highlight both the unique charm and the common struggles of our community. Discover more perspectives at PublicSource First Person.

Moving to Pittsburgh, even temporarily, was never my plan.

On April 2, 2022, I set out via Amtrak from Washington State to Vermont hoping to take my animal communicator business to the Green Mountain State. But the non-existent rental housing in that state caused me to cough up my savings and ditch my plans. As my funds dwindled, I had two weeks to decide where to go next — Ohio, New York, Indiana or Pennsylvania. I chose Erie, with its Presque Isle State Park and gemlike sunsets.

But 10 months later, after breaking my ankle and braving Erie’s limp economy, I found myself in between homes again. This time, though, I had neither reliable housing, nor the social service cushion offered in Vermont.

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Patricia Herlevi, of Mt. Lebanon, outside of the Mt. Lebanon Municipal Building on May 7. (Photo by Benjamin Brady/Public Source)

The agreeable landlords from 10 months earlier had changed their tune. They were no longer willing to rent to me. I hopped between Airbnb rentals and a church, where eventually the reverend from Edinboro talked me into giving Pittsburgh a try.

Pittsburgh seemed attractive, at least in the photos that peppered social media posts. Yellow bridges spanned three rivers with skyscrapers gracing the background. I was intrigued by the Mexican War Streets, Squirrel Hill, Shadyside and Oakland, home to the iconic Carnegie-Mellon University, where my favorite musical — “Godspell” — was conceived.


But the Pittsburgh that appears on social media and the social ills of the real Pittsburgh share little in common. I wish that I had researched Pittsburgh’s air quality, which ranks among the worst of American cities. And perhaps a visit to test out the hilly terrain would have saved me future misery. Even Vermont was easier to navigate.

I’m from the West Coast, where there are reliable social services, efficient recycling programs and organic farms. I’ve realized that my health nut West Coast lifestyle just isn’t suitable for the Iron City.



Dystopian transit​

For decades, I have advocated for alternative transportation centered on a reliable bus and train system. At first, I thought I would find that in Pittsburgh.

That was until I rode Pittsburgh Regional Transit’s 61C from Oakland to Homestead and then had to walk more than a mile, mostly uphill, to West Homestead. A PRT round trip from Downtown to West Homestead took three hours. And prior to anyone telling me about the ConnectCard, I spent $2.75 each time I boarded a bus, even when my routes involved multiple transfers. A round trip to the East End Food Co-op in Point Breeze North didn’t just gobble most of my daytime hours, it drained my wallet.

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A Pittsburgh Regional Transit bus stop’s re-routed schedule posted at Wood Street and Fifth Avenue on May 7. (Photo by Benjamin Brady/Public Source)

As the months wore on, I found that downtown Pittsburgh is riddled with construction and bus rerouting. The T stations are closed for days and platforms might be closed for weeks for construction projects. A Wood Street escalator rehabilitation project that was scheduled for completion in April is still ongoing, forcing me to find the stations with working escalators or elevators that don’t smell like urine because I have mobility issues. While at first I thought the trains were fun, eventually my ears grew numb from the repetitive messages about station closures, rerouting or the dystopian message about reporting abandoned packages: “If you see something, say something.”

And if I’m not already yanking out my hair, PRT expresses its concern: “We apologize for the inconvenience.”



Greedy property managers​

After several months of staying at Airbnb rentals owned by real estate investors and meeting overly caffeinated leasing agents with master’s degrees in gaslighting, I finally rented an apartment in Mt. Lebanon. While renting from a management company had been on my “absolutely no” list, I succumbed to desperation and the freezing weather of Pittsburgh in January.

I signed a 17-page lease online that reawakened OCD behavior. Several pages laid out what a tenant was permitted and required to do in their apartment. For example, not washing dishes immediately or leaving dirty clothing on the floor were causes for eviction, according to the lease. Not reporting cracks on the plastered walls or failing to report cracks in the caulking could lead to hefty fees when vacating the apartment at the end of the lease. The lease also mentioned that I was expected to hire a professional cleaner upon vacating, despite the dismal condition of the apartment when I moved in.

The storage unit that came with the apartment was already being used by another tenant.



I had to change the name on my mailbox and I had to clean dead bugs out of the apartment. Allergic to dust, I pulled out the latex gloves to wash the filthy blinds. The property manager ignored my pre-move-in maintenance requests, and she didn’t provide a checklist on which I could record the many shortcomings. “Just type up your list and email it to me,” she said.

It took me three days to get internet service because the property management only allowed one vendor — Comcast — to supply the building, so I was unable to turn in my move-in checklist within 24 hours as required by the lease.

When I phoned the maintenance department to ask about the status of repairs, a cheerful answering service took my message and then weeks passed by.

I finally filed a complaint with the Allegheny County Health Department and maintenance fixed the bathroom window but the cracked caulking around the window and removal of moth pupa inside the windows was only addressed three months later.

The property manager allows the garbage to overflow, which I view from my kitchen window. The manager hasn’t addressed smokers in the building despite the lease forbidding it. The common areas remain unclean, the lawn unmowed. And then there’s the pesky problem of the pillars holding up the front of the building that are rotting at the base.

The property manager responded: “We apologize for the inconvenience.”

Restrictions for medical rides​

I was denied Allegheny County Medical Assistance Transportation Program rides to doctor’s appointments across the city, although this was never a problem in my home state. I suffer from Lyme disease, which on a bad day causes numb legs and vertigo. I also have tried to navigate the bus system while struggling with brain fog and chronic fatigue. You’d think any competent doctor would see balance issues and muscle weakness as a disability, but those I’ve seen refuse to sign the application that would give me some state-sponsored mobility assistance.

After I moved to Mt. Lebanon, I called MATP to ask about getting a ride to a neurologist in Monroeville. Otherwise, I would have to take a train Downtown and wait around for an infrequent bus service that would take an hour to get me to Monroeville once I finally boarded. I thought the 40-mile round trip — with all its laborious connections — would meet the requirements for a medical ride, but no. Because the clinic was only a 10-minute walk from the nearest bus stop in Monroeville, a MATP representative told me that I only qualified for bus tickets, which I could get from the nonprofit Travelers Aid.



I canceled the appointment and searched for another neurology clinic closer to Mt. Lebanon. Those clinics, however, either didn’t return my calls or weren’t taking new patients. I found a neurologist in Oakland — not as far as Monroeville — but I still had to hope that the transit was running on time, and that I didn’t make the trip during a downpour or an electrical storm.

When I aired my concerns, the county repeated some version of “We apologize for the inconvenience.”

Judging from YouTube videos produced by Pittsburgh’s real estate agents and local documentarians, my original impression was that the city, with its 90 distinct neighborhoods and the former stomping grounds of Gene Kelly and Rachel Carson, was delightful. After all, the video hosts treated Pittsburgh like a comeback kid that became the most livable city in the United States. I thought of the underdog Rocky slogging up those stairs in Philadelphia, only this was Pittsburgh.

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Patricia Herlevi plans to go back to the Pacific Northwest in search of services and amenities she did not find in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh will surely be very sad to lose such an upstanding transplant. (Photo by Benjamin Brady/Public Source)

The city I encountered is subject to unpredictable weather, smells like an outhouse on warmer days and exudes despair and inequality. I made the decision in January to sign a short-term lease and when it expires on June 30, I’m returning to Washington State where I have the support I require.

My impression of Pittsburgh and Allegheny County is that the public services don’t care. Many of the charities don’t care. The landlords don’t care. Many residents seem like they have given up, and I understand why.

Pittsburgh apologizes for the inconvenience.

Editor’s notes: PublicSource reached out to Pittsburgh Regional Transit and the Allegheny County Department of Human Services. Both agencies declined to comment on the accounts in this essay. Post-publication, this essay was amended to reflect the author’s recent receipt of help from the Society of St. Vincent de Paul, Dress for Success and the South Hills Interfaith Movement.

Patricia Herlevi is an energy-healer, astrologer and writer who ended up in Pittsburgh. She has contributed articles to the Brattleboro Reformer, Monadnock Table Magazine, Vermont Country Magazine and other publications throughout the United States and Canada. She advocates for social and environmental justice. On good days, she has a sense of humor and occasionally she enjoys a soapbox rant. If you want to send a message to Patricia, email firstperson@publicsource.org.
 
She even -looks- high maintenance.
That's only because she got gibs to dress nice:
Post-publication, this essay was amended to reflect the author’s recent receipt of help from the Society of St. Vincent de Paul, Dress for Success and the South Hills Interfaith Movement.
Her entire life is taking gibs and getting upset if she doesn't get the gibs she feels society should give her.
 
Does this woman even contribute to society? The entitlement of complaining that all this free shit (being payed for by people who work) is not up to her standards when she does nothing all day but sit around and Karen call all these different services. Get a fucking job and shut the fuck up
 
Does this woman even contribute to society?
The real distressing thing is that for her to be able to even quasi-sustain herself as a pet psychic means there are THOUSANDS of others JUST LIKE HER who pay for that service......

She's just the most interesting specimen of an entire hive of similarly useless people, using your money to pay for others to use even more of it in a dismal little economy of self-congratulating entitlement at having somehow evolved past all of us, but screaming bloody murder for having to walk more than 500 feet to get anywhere.
 
>wants walkable cities
>complains about having to walk

Why are urbanists like this?
They’re all like this. They want a heckin cute apartment right above the subway stop (with no noise) and a bus stop outside where a bus is always waiting to take them directly to their destination.

They’re just too dumb to realize that’s a garage with a car.

Also I 💯 guarantee that this bitch can never ever ever see any negatives about something until she’s already committed to it, because she is incapable at looking more than two seconds into the future without heavy rose colored glasses.
 
How did someone nearly 60 years old end up with such a sense of entitlement?


I'm gonna guess she did the hippy thing her whole life and guys put up with her and supported her in exchange for pussy and blew smoke up her ass. Then she got old and now they aren't doing that but she's convinced herself that all the bullshit praise was true and the general public will pay her for "energy healing" and dog tarot readings
 
I’d love someone to do an absolute deep dive on people like this. How do they live? How do they get money? I want exact details down to the penny.

Shit start a TV show where after full invasion of all aspects of their life you give them a million dollars or something. I really want to know.

Welfare queens I understand. Dindus I can figure out. Even the homeless and migrant workers make sense. But these bitches? How? What? I want to know. I must know. Usually these worthless women are married to some simp with a $500k/yr job.
 
I’d love someone to do an absolute deep dive on people like this. How do they live? How do they get money? I want exact details down to the penny.

Shit start a TV show where after full invasion of all aspects of their life you give them a million dollars or something. I really want to know.

Welfare queens I understand. Dindus I can figure out. Even the homeless and migrant workers make sense. But these bitches? How? What? I want to know. I must know. Usually these worthless women are married to some simp with a $500k/yr job.
She's the kind of person you know superficially, until suddenly she's sleeping on your couch and eating your food. And then she never goes away. Leeches are good at ingratiating themselves to you for brief periods of time. Most people have at least some compassion to start, and grifters like this seek out those who are not likely to notice the parasitic relationship immediately. If you follow her journey back, you'll find burned bridges in every town she's ever lived in.
 
That's only because she got gibs to dress nice:

Her entire life is taking gibs and getting upset if she doesn't get the gibs she feels society should give her.
She doesn't look nice, in my opinion. She looks snooty - it's partially in her body language.
 
"Moving to Pittsburgh, even temporarily, was never my plan.

On April 2, 2022, I set out via Amtrak from Washington State to Vermont hoping to take my animal communicator business to the Green Mountain State."

I’m from the West Coast, where there are reliable social services, efficient recycling programs and organic farms. I’ve realized that my health nut West Coast lifestyle just isn’t suitable for the Iron City."


It's telling that she never mentions WHY she left her beloved West Coast utopia, but it's a pretty safe bet that she exhausted the patience of any friends and family she may have had in Washington, and she got to the point where she had nobody to mooch off, and no couches left to surf.

She seems exactly like the sort of person that would fuck up her life so badly that merely relocating to another West Coast state wasn't enough, and she had to move all the way across the country to another coast to escape the blast radius of destruction she left behind.

I'd be shocked if she didn't leave lots of stiffed landlords, estranged family, fed up friends, unpaid creditors, and irate"psychic healing" scam victims in the dust when she got out of Dodge, and it probably happened hasitly, and under the cover of darkness.
 
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But these bitches? How? What? I want to know. I must know. Usually these worthless women are married to some simp with a $500k/yr job.
She probably feeds off the women who are married to the $500K simp..... they all have neurotic bichon frieses and can afford to pay her $2500 for "sessions" of doggy therapy.....

Like I said, she's just the figurehead on an entire ship of rich twit housewives....
 
my animal communicator business
What on earth is this?
had to walk more than a mile, mostly uphill,
The horror! It’s a mile to our nearest bus stop, so what? That’s fairly common here, most smaller places don’t even have a bus service any more
It took me three days to get internet service
The humanity! Three whole days? How did you manage? Could you have turned that form in by fax perhaps or gone somewhere with service or even taken a pic if it in your phone and mailed it to them?
The city I encountered is subject to unpredictable weather,
How very dare they?! Honestly what this woman has suffered is simply inhumane.
Patricia Herlevi is an energy-healer, astrologer and writer who ended up in Pittsburgh.
Ah. So you’re just useless ?
I’m sure Pittsburgh is mourning her loss
 
I suffer from Lyme disease, which on a bad day causes numb legs and vertigo
Fuck this cunt.

Slight power level…
I actually DO have Lyme disease unlike most of these munchie fags. I got it when I was young and it wreaked havoc on me as a kid/young adult. However to claim you need gimmies and gubmint assistance is absolutely wrong. If you’re having a rough day, you take an ibuprofen or a prescription provided gabapentin and you go on with your day. God this shit makes me MATI
 
Fuck this cunt.

Slight power level…
I actually DO have Lyme disease unlike most of these munchie fags. I got it when I was young and it wreaked havoc on me as a kid/young adult. However to claim you need gimmies and gubmint assistance is absolutely wrong. If you’re having a rough day, you take an ibuprofen or a prescription provided gabapentin and you go on with your day. God this shit makes me MATI

My brother has Lyme disease, and he gets bouts of vertigo that are so bad that he doesn't trust himself behind the wheel of a car anymore, and yet he still manages to work 60-hour weeks and run a successfull business that involves lots of physical labor.

Meanwhile, this silly bint's "work" is getting on Zoom calls and making up some shit about Sagittarius triangulating Uranus.
 
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This is a spoilt cow who wants to live in a Utopia that she has no intention of working to create or sustain.
Isn't that modern day lefties in general? At least hippies kinda tried to work to create communes to live in nature or whatever.

These people just want to chug overpriced corporate coffee and vegan gourmet sushi on someone else's dime.
 
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