🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I've always been confident the number of viplikes bots was wrong 250+ since he's never really crossed the 500+ viewer threshold outside of when he buys 1500 bots for megastreams. However, I've never been able to out a thumb on the number of natural Rumblebots since we have no way to know how the algorithm determines bot dispersement.

I know you can't base numbers off chatters alone, since not everyone who watches will chat, but you also kinda feel that people who willingly watch da KILLSTREAM are alot more likely to engage with da chat. It's not like Ralph's tiny audience watches Ralph for his deep insight. They watch it to engage with him because that's the only plausible reason to watch him. IMO, you'd expect around 80%+ of the people who watch da KILLSTREAM to engage in chat, and that's a conservative percentage. You could probably guestimate total number of humans by just adding 20% to the total number of chatters throughout a full KILLSTREAM and be pretty damn accurate.

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1. God, I hope he's not buying the smaller packages (25, 50, or 100) now. Buying bots on Rumble is already pathetic, but being too poor to buy Rumble bots while still buying Rumble bots is just something else.

2. While I'm sure the 'BEST SELLING' tag is some arbitrary label, I'd find it hilarious if that label is on their solely due to Ralph. What's worse is that's not all that improbable because who the fuck else is buying bots on Rumble? I'm not saying Ralph is the only one, but he might actually be the only one.
The old rule of thumb for livestreams is engagement is logarithmic. So with say 250 live viewers, one would expect 25 chatters and 2.5 donators. The rule of thumb falls apart when the numbers get this low... But I don't know if Ralph's chat has had 25 unique chatters in a while.
 
last year when i was pocketwatching him, it became clear pretty early on that rumble was giving him 170 bots per stream. youd see them disengage 1 bot per second inmediately after he ended the stream. that, added to his unique real chatters, was the full amount he displayed. why 170? why that number?... because rumble multiplies your real number of viewers by 10, when you are a small channel.

so 17 real viewers was the number we came up with last year. maybe he gained a bit more this year but the trend shows he is going back down to those numbers.
 
last year when i was pocketwatching him, it became clear pretty early on that rumble was giving him 170 bots per stream. youd see them disengage 1 bot per second inmediately after he ended the stream. that, added to his unique real chatters, was the full amount he displayed. why 170? why that number?... because rumble multiplies your real number of viewers by 10, when you are a small channel.

so 17 real viewers was the number we came up with last year. maybe he gained a bit more this year but the trend shows he is going back down to those numbers.
That makes a lot of sense. His viewership stayed in the 230s hour after hour last night the entire time, so 23 actual viewers is probably it. Very sad and pitiful for da Innernet LEGEND.
 
The old rule of thumb for livestreams is engagement is logarithmic. So with say 250 live viewers, one would expect 25 chatters and 2.5 donators. The rule of thumb falls apart when the numbers get this low... But I don't know if Ralph's chat has had 25 unique chatters in a while.
Yeah, the fact it's Ralph throws all your standard metrics and whatnot out the window. While I'll wholeheartedly believe it's plausible there are people who watch Ralph who do not engage in chat, nor donate, there's no way that you can correlate that shit to that of a relatively normal content creator. You just have to think that Ralph's situation is basically inverted because of how boring he is, the content he creates (using the term very loosely), and the type of audience whomst da Ralphamale attracts at this point. Especially at this point. The dozen(s) of unironic KILLSTREAM fans watch it for the sole purpose of interacting with Ralph for his hot takes while he's scrolling through his phone.
so 17 real viewers was the number we came up with last year. maybe he gained a bit more this year but the trend shows he is going back down to those numbers.
Yeah. That's honestly around what I have him pegged at with the eyeball test. There may be a bit more as of late due to the Scarlett era, but not much more. Granted, I won't argue there may be a small group of unironic fans, a sektur if you will, who don't tune into every KILLSTREAM. However, I refuse to believe there are more than 50 (sub)humans on this planet who are unironic, ongoing, and vaguely active fans of da KILLSTREAM, and that's the high end. Thank God Scarlett is there though to clear out riffraff like Analwulf and Merriejayne, allowing da Ralphamale to inject some new blood into da KILLSTREAM since I'm sure this whole saga has brought I'm at least one new fan! Right... Right???
That makes a lot of sense. His viewership stayed in the 230s hour after hour last night the entire time, so 23 actual viewers is probably it. Very sad and pitiful for da Innernet LEGEND.
And the good Lord only knows how many of those are gaylogs. I know da gaylogs committed full-time for da Ralphamale basically dropped off to zero last year, but I'm sure there's a handful who just periodically check in.
 
And the good Lord only knows how many of those are gaylogs. I know da gaylogs committed full-time for da Ralphamale basically dropped off to zero last year, but I'm sure there's a handful who just periodically check in.
Yeah the low numbers muck things up, and between Ralph botting and Rumble's stupid metrics, it's difficult to infer much. Plus, as you say, Ralph being Ralph, and the makeup of the remaining "audience".
 
I'd be curious how much in donations he received last night. He was getting quite a few and even he expressed surprise "What is going on!?!?" and they seemed like genuine donations, with not appearances by J Dank Respector or whomever. He also seemed to be pissing some of them off which is ill-advised but no one ever accused Ralph of being smart.

I agree there can't be more than a dozen people unironically tuning into the Killstream without participating in chat. Otherwise you'd be better off tuning into literally anyone else as he hardly offers any commentary at all.
 
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Was wandering Wal-Mart and did a literal double take. There was no way I could pass this and not try a taste test. I’m sure it’ll taste like shame and domestic violence but I need to know for sure.
 
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Was wandering Wal-Mart and did a literal double take. There was no way I could pass this and not try a taste test. I’m sure it’ll taste like shame and domestic violence but I need to know for sure.
First Harreh drank Sandra's coffee can ashes, and now people are consuming Ronnie's melted couch cheese???? When will it stop????
 
Might not be effective but its the only available retirement option
Da Ralphamale, like many a'thing, unironically manifested this "retirement option" into reality. Sure, he hollered about doing all the retarded shit he does because he doesn't intend to live past 50, but that's not how he really feels. That's just his typical bluff and bluster, as Ralph is prone to do, when his womanly emotions overwhelm him. Similar to his rather infamous proclamation to "go lower", and by God if that wasn't the truest thing that Ralph has ever hollered.

--- Personally, I didn't envision 'Living alone in a Mexican shack without persistent memory of his keeedz even existing. Where he's streaming to a couple dozen people max, buying Rumble bots on the reg, and thriving off less than $500 a week while he's in a relationship (in some bizarre shape or form) with a literal BPD, BBC crackwhore who's legitimately unbearable, insane, and making him more miserable than he was when he was alone. I'm pretty sure he stated this when he was still living in the country his daddeh gave him, so anyone who claims to have envisioned Ralph going this low is either a liar or a wizard.---

The point being, Ralph being trapped into this "retirement plan" freaks him the fuck out because his fate is so eerily similar to Ronnie. Whereas Ronnie was a schizofrenic, substance abusing West Memphis white trash retard who alienated everyone and melted into a couch after no one heard from him for weeks, Ralph is a substance abusing West Memphis white trash wigger retard, whose BPD womanly emotions have caused him to alienate everyone and who'll melt into a chair. The only difference really is da gaylogs will keep more tabs on Ralph than Ronnie's family kept on Ronnie.

Ralph 100% agonizes over his impending death on the reg. Whether it be from his helplessness, which isn't the same helplessness we all face since Ralph is utterly fucked the moment his heart/lungs/liver/kidney/endocrine system (anything really) necessitates serious medical care, or his intense fear of fa gaylogs laughing at him after he dies. Doesn't matter.

It's like every night he suffers a midlife crisis, even though he's at the end of his life, and there's absolutely nothing he can do because his decisions (or lack thereof) led him to the inescapable depravity of his "retirement plan". The same one he was boasting about to own da gaylogs because 'I'm not owned. You're all owned because I'm gonna die in 5 years.' owned da gaylogs for some reason, LOL.
 
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It's like every night he suffers a midlife crisis, even though he's at the end of his life, and there's absolutely nothing he can do because his decisions (or lack thereof) led him to the inescapable depravity of his "retirement plan". The same one he was boasting about to own da gaylogs because 'I'm not owned. You're all owned because I'm gonna die in 5 years.' owned da gaylogs for some reason, LOL.
Every second really. I mean the blob creature with varying degrees of what you can call a man has no gainful employment and stares at his fading numbers every day while we only speculate. Scarlett is his last chance of being a money train and even then she’s only good for what? Couple more years of whoring really. Aidswolf who is Ralph’s main income source is also clearly upset at this Ralph Scarlett thing, I’ve spoken about the horrors of what it must be for a streamer on a long term plan but this truly is hell for Ralph. He keeps envisioning one more big KEELSTREAM moment that’ll pull him out and put him back on the top of da sektur but it’s never coming. His ego and pride just stop him from remembering what made him great and his gunted drugged nature pushes away any possibility of that happening.
 
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