🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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AnOminous said:
Imagine getting repeatedly felted by Mersh of all people.

I'm going to bet the other side, though. I think he's likely to get thrown out of Mexico before he dies. I suppose he might die out of the U.S. if he chooses going to get a Colombian necktie, to evade deportation, over coming back to the U.S.
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If Ralph's hoping to keep it legal (HAH!), he's got to be out of Mexico by some time in October? So ~8 months as the over/under for Ralph keeling over. It's been said before, but somehow Ralph continues, perhaps fueled solely by spite.

He could easily just not give a fuck and keep trying to live in Mexico, but I don't know how well that would go over with his weekly hotel living situation. Plus, he's a coward. Also, anyone around Ralph would more than happy to tip the federales off to the presence of a fat, greasy gringo who has overstayed his visa. People in Mexico are not happy with the Americans driving up prices, and it'd be cheaper than getting the cartel involved.
 
Is the ironchefsekai on gunt's chat the real guy?
Its hilarious to me because he used to be dsp's whale, ended up hanging around the tranny casino and then ended up on ralph's chat antagonizing him.
Threatens to "throw hands" or "throw bands" and forced ralph to admit he would lose a bidding war on scarlett's pussy.
 
I like Podawful but he should sit this one out. This is one of the few times the vast majority of people are laughing with Mersh. If Jesse really cares about money he should step out of his little corner. Kino Casino are dominating his niche while getting whales and regular donos. It's funny, Andy said Podawful was one of his inspirations to do Kino Casino, and Kino Casino's managed to make it more financially viable for two guys than Jesse. The only way Jesse can "win" in this situation is if he manages to get another Save Ralph Festival-tier recording but I don't think Ralph's dumb enough to let himself get had twice.
 
Jump said:
Mersh took the easy "sure thing" side of the bet because if he moves back to the USA its homelessness. His name and credit is total dogshit. No one will give him a lease even if he had a chunk of cash. He doesn't have Meigh to co-sign for him anymore.
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Hes going to move to Wisconsin and make millions of dollars doing porn with Scarlett with his 8 inches and thick hog. How do you not get that?
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
He could easily just not give a fuck and keep trying to live in Mexico, but I don't know how well that would go over with his weekly hotel living situation. Plus, he's a coward. Also, anyone around Ralph would more than happy to tip the federales off to the presence of a fat, greasy gringo who has overstayed his visa.
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If he had the money to pay la mordida, he'd have the money to pay to do it legit. He's fucked.
 
Normal-Style Human said:
I could do a whole write up on what Jesse's problem is
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The rare times that Jesse does something actually funny, he runs it into the ground. Like all failed standup comedians, he can't read a room and struggles with delivering a punchline.
porkWellington said:
It's funny, Andy said Podawful was one of his inspirations to do Kino Casino, and Kino Casino's managed to make it more financially viable for two guys than Jesse.
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It's not really that unique. There are countless examples of where the original is less successful then the follow-up act.
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
Ralph took of his glasses and Geez Louise he's looking rough.
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That is the look of someone without any AC. A quick peak at the daily high lows for beautiful winter Merida and it is a brisk high in the 90's with lows around 70.
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For a look at the years averages weather spark is the best https://weatherspark.com/y/12379/Average-Weather-in-Mérida-Mexico-Year-Round
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Ralph has about two months to figure out his AC issue before it might become more comfortable to live in hell.
 
Jump said:
Mersh took the easy "sure thing" side of the bet because if he moves back to the USA its homelessness. His name and credit is total dogshit. No one will give him a lease even if he had a chunk of cash. He doesn't have Meigh to co-sign for him anymore.
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Bro, come on. If Ralph could cover a year of rent he'd have no problem finding a place to live. Depending on how bad his rental history is he could get away with deposit + first and last months rent. If he has never been evicted before it would be no problem, or if it was long enough in the past. (Obviously I have no idea what his actual rental history is).

Ralph is just a broken dipshit. There is no fight left in his soul. If he wanted to get his shit together he would return to the US but he wants to live in a drunken and stoned stupor which is the only way he can maintain his various delusions (that he's not 5'1", doesn't have a Memphis micro, is tougher than the average 12 year old girl, etc). He has resigned himself to a downward spiral of negativity.

If you go back and listen to streams from the Killstream's heyday Ralph actually came across as having some humility but now the only time he's humble is when he's pilled out, depressively thinking aloud about his mistakes. His fundamental problem is he has chosen a negative self-identity. "Look at me as I destroy myself like my hero Hunter S. Thompson." Never mind that in reality despite his gifts Hunter S Thompson died a sad clown, feeling trapped by the persona he created (sound familiar, Ralph?).
 
drammamean said:
Bro, come on. If Ralph could cover a year of rent he'd have no problem finding a place to live. Depending on how bad his rental history is he could get away with deposit + first and last months rent. If he has never been evicted before it would be no problem, or if it was long enough in the past. (Obviously I have no idea what his actual rental history is).

Ralph is just a broken dipshit. There is no fight left in his soul. If he wanted to get his shit together he would return to the US but he wants to live in a drunken and stoned stupor which is the only way he can maintain his various delusions (that he's not 5'1", doesn't have a Memphis micro, is tougher than the average 12 year old girl, etc). He has resigned himself to a downward spiral of negativity.

If you go back and listen to streams from the Killstream's heyday Ralph actually came across as having some humility but now the only time he's humble is when he's pilled out, depressively thinking aloud about his mistakes. His fundamental problem is he has chosen a negative self-identity. "Look at me as I destroy myself like my hero Hunter S. Thompson." Never mind that in reality despite his gifts Hunter S Thompson died a sad clown, feeling trapped by the persona he created (sound familiar, Ralph?).
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Ralph hasn't been in form for a long time, but I swear the killstream he had the day he was served or had to get docs for the court, just killed him. He has been low-energy ever since. He got beaten down and never got back up from whatever went down. It's been months and he is defeated.
 
For some reason Ralph overshared that 2 flagged superchats jammed up his whole $2000 payout. He had to provide screen caps to get it cleared so I think its only a matter of time before people start superchatting "Thanks for the drugs you sent in the mail from mexico" and then back charging. People then started sending in AI songs about backcharing the Killstream.

drammamean said:
Bro, come on. If Ralph could cover a year of rent he'd have no problem finding a place to live. Depending on how bad his rental history is he could get away with deposit + first and last months rent. If he has never been evicted before it would be no problem, or if it was long enough in the past. (Obviously I have no idea what his actual rental history is).
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Yes you have no idea of his history.
He has wrecked rentals and walked out on a lease leaving trash and a cleaning bill when they moved to mexico. And that house was by a rental agency so that definitely got reported.

His truck is in repo and he is dependent on his dead mothers paypal account to survive. So he wont pass a credit check.

And lets just pretend he finds an agency that doesn't background or credit check.. if they just google his name he is done. The rental market is super tight right now in the US and landlords can afford to be picky.
 
Jump said:
Yes you have no idea of his history.
He has wrecked rentals and walked out on a lease leaving trash and a cleaning bill when they moved to mexico. And that house was by a rental agency so that definitely got reported.

His truck is in repo and he is dependent on his dead mothers paypal account to survive. So he wont pass a credit check.

And lets just pretend he finds an agency that doesn't background or credit check.. if they just google his name he is done. The rental market is super tight right now in the US and landlords can afford to be picky.
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It's really not appreciated how irrecoverably fucked is when it comes to finances and anything relatively tangential to finances. There are no potential avenues for a creditor, landlord, or anything of the sort to look at him favorably. It just gets worse the more you look:

- He makes around $500 a week MAX.

- The money he does make goes to his dead mother's PayPal account, so it's anyone's guess whether he even has a bank account in his own name.

-He's got unforgivable student loans.

-He's a felon with a sex offense charge to boot.

- God only knows about the status of the PlayStation credit cards.

- Da fabled Ralphatruck he leased that disappeared in Mexico. Who the hell knows if that was returned, if it's rotting in some random garage, or the cartel has commandeered it.

- Delinquent child support payments with the most restrictive visitation rights imaginable without outright denying visitation.

- Extremely limited rental history in the US with the only one on record (at the ripe young age of 35) being left a fucking disaster.

- He has a very apparent, documented, and ongoing multi-substance abuse problem.

- There is no family you could possibly leverage if (when) you needed to claw money back.

And that's only things that popped up on the top of my head. Ralph doesn't give a single reason to even start considering giving him the benefit of the doubt. None! It really makes you wonder if there's anyone in an even worse spot than him. FFS, most homeless people's financial situations and background checks are leagues better than his. As a creditor or landlord, I'd be exponentially more comfortable with CYRAXX'S financial history and background check over Ralph's. The former doesn't have any debt nor a history of squelching on debt, whereas the latter's file is just RISK written in big red letters over his picture.
 
HackerX said:
It's really not appreciated how irrecoverably fucked is when it comes to finances and anything relatively tangential to finances. There are no potential avenues for a creditor, landlord, or anything of the sort to look at him favorably. It just gets worse the more you look:
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Could Ralph try to steal the identity of his tard brother?

Unless he has already done this, the Tard Ralph would have a "clean" history on everything, but also no credit score.
 
I just stumbled across something interesting. It appears Ralph is using Michael Sisco's parents address and there may be a current phone number for him as well. Area code 901 is Memphis. It also lists Evan as an alias.
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