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Thats the last house he rented before running off to Mexico.
🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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Took a glance of the world famous Killstream that definitely has 450 very real people watching it.
This is after almost SIX hours!!!! I know Ralph has a decent day yesterday with at least one sped donating $400 to the motorcycle fund, but if you average yesterday with today, Ralph is still making fucking minimum wage money. That wouldn't be an issue if yesterday wasn't an aberration and days like today weren't the norm, but that's not the case!!! JE-SUS
Ofc, hell I'd I know with my extremely limited, legal understanding. I'd just find it hilarious considering it'd be, yet again, another example of Ralph impotent, BPD womanly spite causing him an extremely fucking massive headache for no reason and completely avoidable if he could control his impulsive emotions.
This is after almost SIX hours!!!! I know Ralph has a decent day yesterday with at least one sped donating $400 to the motorcycle fund, but if you average yesterday with today, Ralph is still making fucking minimum wage money. That wouldn't be an issue if yesterday wasn't an aberration and days like today weren't the norm, but that's not the case!!! JE-SUS
Not that it'll happen, but I'd giggle so hard if someone pressed back hard enough they took him to court for filing fraudulent DMCA's. I'm unsure how feasible that is if they counterclaim and Ralph let's his claim expire, but I assume they could still take him to court since a DMCA claim is essentially a legal action in and of itself.
Ofc, hell I'd I know with my extremely limited, legal understanding. I'd just find it hilarious considering it'd be, yet again, another example of Ralph impotent, BPD womanly spite causing him an extremely fucking massive headache for no reason and completely avoidable if he could control his impulsive emotions.
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Took a glance of the world famous Killstream that definitely has 450 very real people watching it.
This is after almost SIX hours!!!!
Up to an incredible $82 dollars now. Time to put the fries in the bag Ralph!
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It's been around, first leaked here in November 2020 and later confirmed in July 2021 by someone getting him to answer it during a livestream. Not sure if he junked it since, but googling the number in quotes for any newer mentions did pull up a sensible chuckle:
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Obviously Torswats' framing of @AltisticRight for the MTG swatting and subsequent prosecutions are old news but I hadn't noticed that the authorities somehow convinced themselves that their initial suspect could be reached at Ethan Ralph's address and cell number. Back in those days multiple posts repeated the running gag of getting randos to call that number, and apparently a misunderstanding of one of them made its way into the police report:
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Fucking dumbass beat cops can't take a joke.
Does anyone remember if Ralph ever hollered about the knock on the door from the feds that would inevitably have resulted, or did he keep that one close to the vest?
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King Mersh's proclamation: Ralph will never set foot alive in the USA again. When he returns it will be horizontal in a pine box addressed to Josh Moon.
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Ralph took of his glasses and Geez Louise he's looking rough.
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Or....Ethan Ralph has secretly been a KF mod the entire time.........
No need to fear guys, Ralph ofc got da goal and da streak continues!
Thankfully jdanksrespecter, very real btw, came in clutch get da ball rollin'.
Ralph's shit eating grin every time certain, let's say, donations of questionable authenticity is probably the only indicator we'll ever have of fake donos unless/until he accidentally leaks himself doing it on a pillstream. Well that, and him being glued to his phone, clearly tuning out any immediate distractions when a dono pops up a few seconds later, but he's always zoned in on his phone and ignoring the stream so it's a lot less obvious.
I should commission a study to track how often Ralph's shit eating grin happens after smaller donos. He absolutely fakes those frequently too. Either so he can encourage a non-existent donotrain to start, fill in a gap of no donations over several hours, use it as an excuse to change topics, or use it an excuse to pull something up on the screen.
Really, this is how I view da dono likelyhood statistics:
- Any Powerchat above $20 is fake 100% of the time.
- Any Powerchat between $5-$20 is fake 75% of the time.
- Any Powerchat below $5 is fake 50% of the time.
Rumble donations are the only one I can usually hold to any degree of confidence. However after last night, when a Ralphasped donated $100 four separate times to own Mersh via Rumble chats, obvious new doubts surface because Ralph hasn't had any of his dozen loyal paypigs empty their welfare checks for him like that in years.
I like how his face returned to apathetic despair after forcing out a cheap dolphin laugh. It's almost like you can watch his brain go "Oh yeah, I'm Ethan Ralph. I'm poor as fuck, live alone in a Mexican shack, about to get kicked out of Mexico, have severe substance abuse problems, my knee doesn't work, I've got no friends or family, and there's not really any hope that it'll ever get better." by remembering those things while it hits him all at once. It's poetic.
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jesse has been collapsing online for a couple days now, he hates the fact that he bet heavy on ralph against mersh and lost by a long mile. this is like the 4th online interaction ive seen where he just completely loses it and spends 20+ messages on a literal rando
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I have a good feeling about this, Ronnie was in a similar shape(physically and mentally) right before he melted into his couch. Soon, we will see the gunt morph with the shitty wooden chair, hopefully live on air.
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AM will keep Ralph alive forever just to suffer
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Obviously Torswats' framing of @AltisticRight for the MTG swatting and subsequent prosecutions are old news but I hadn't noticed that the authorities somehow convinced themselves that their initial suspect could be reached at Ethan Ralph's address and cell number. Back in those days multiple posts repeated the running gag of getting randos to call that number, and apparently a misunderstanding of one of them made its way into the police report:
This is correct. I am actually Ethan Ralph. I can prove it by showing I'm 5'8'' BISH. Now where's my chair to stand on?
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Here's the latest Killstream, and here's a bonus: a "banned" Tequila Sunrise episode dedicated to Teddy Feaser.
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That’s the only reason to watch is waiting for him to die and rot on livestream. Imagine how much money he’s going to make.
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Millions if Scarlett calls in to babble nonsense during the Ralph rot-a-thon.
Ralph being dead or alive would have no effect whatsoever on Scarlett’s crackhead monologues and screeching. It’s hard to find a cohost who is that oblivious.
It’s why Ralph knows she’s the key to KS rejuvenation and money printing. If scarlett would just do everything Ralph demands the world is their oyster. With Ralph as your business manager and boyfriend how could anything go wrong!?
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It occurred to me the other day that the main reason he refuses to do fire sales could be that deep down knows that if he did drugs in exchange for money, the likelihood of this happening would skyrocket.
I could do a whole write up on what Jesse's problem is, but I think aside from not being able to handle Mersh score any W's, he's been seething about money for the last few years and it's starting to really get to him. His main competitors (KC, Josh) either have better monetization schemes or better access to consistent content than he does, which is the main reason he either makes stuff up or alogs relentlessly. Because he charges a subscription fee for support and doesn't read superchats, there's always an upper limit on what he can make unless he can manage to land another whale. It's a subpar business model if you're going to make lolcows your livelihood, especially if you're just going to troll the same handful of retards over and over.
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Imagine getting repeatedly felted by Mersh of all people.
I'm going to bet the other side, though. I think he's likely to get thrown out of Mexico before he dies. I suppose he might die out of the U.S. if he chooses going to get a Colombian necktie, to evade deportation, over coming back to the U.S.
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Mersh took the easy "sure thing" side of the bet because if he moves back to the USA its homelessness. His name and credit is total dogshit. No one will give him a lease even if he had a chunk of cash. He doesn't have Meigh to co-sign for him anymore.
He has no kid to visit now in sandy eggo. DidderDax wont have him over anymore.
And even when he did come to the USA he had to take 4 different layovers on mexican airlines to TJ and then walk across. Taking a flight to a place like Madison, WI isn't in the budget.
Unless he convinces some other dumb American bish to let him move in, i think its finally over.
Ralph is offically to poor to ever step foot in the USA again.