🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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LOL. Seems like the night ends.

After Ralph was hemming and hawwing about going to bed while being short of da goal, a mysterious benefactor gave Ralph $28 dollars, to hit $152. With the message telling him "fuck kiwi haters and go to bed". After which, Ralph slurred he was just joking before going to bed 5 minutes later.

Ofc Ralph was busy looking down at his phone the entire time oddly enough and clearly wanted to go to bed. He'd never fake a donation so he could hit da goal would he???? A very sober man like Ralph wouldn't fuck up by adding an extra $2 because math is hard when you're sober like that, would be??? Hilariously, the donators name was "Rob", which is definitely not something you'd use when you're too sloshed to write jdanksrespecter.
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Clearly not the look of a man who is zooted out of his mind while the room is shaking.
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Nighty night, my sweet piggly prince.

Also, funnily enough there are still 250 viewers since he left.
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Ralph was floating around 290 towards the end. I'm curious if this indicates he's only got 40-50 real viewers. Rly makes u think.
 

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3:59:16 he says he wants cocaine. exactly at the ROB dono

4:03:13 he asks jdanks to hit him up and then cleans his nose like he just railed a line.

FINALE: ends up baby talkin to 'mommy scarlett'
 
He was sober for at least the first hour and a half, until the end of the interview with Luther Morgan, author of The Book on Lolcows, which is a basic explanation of the lolcow phenomenon and a brief overview of figures such as Nicky Crackets, Wings, DSP, etc.
The interview itself was cordial although there were several points where both the guest and Ralph needled each other but neither had the gumption to kick over the table.
Ralph spent a significant portion of the interview trying to get the guest to publicly declare Null a lolcow, although Morgan never took the bait.

After the guest left, Ralph went off camera, accompanied by bottle clattering as he took back to back shots. The Elijah Schaffer drama was mentioned and Ralph launched into an hour-long screed graphically describing the ways he'd sexually violate Schaffer's mistress Sarah Stock. He continued to disappear from the stream to take more shots and played a lot of hip-hop while performing his signature wigger wiggle.

I kind of checked out here because listening to Ralph talk about what he finds "sexy" makes me almost as physically ill as having to listen to cloud rap, but he did eventually stop talking about wanting to fuck Sarah Stock in favour of talking about how much he wants to fuck Turkey Tom's ex girlfriend, and then talking about how much he wants to fuck Scarlett Hampton (whose real name has seemingly been revealed to actually be Charlotte).

He was completely blasted by the end of the stream, I'd be surprised if he remembers ending it.
 
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You know, with his donations practically non-existent at this point, I think he's really missing out on a sponsorship opportunity:

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The bum knee is obviously Ralph’s latest excuse for a bender. Since he “needs surgery,” but can’t afford it, Ralph obviously needs to keep eating extra Xanax and drinking but now he can add painkillers to the mix too! He’s going to milk the bad knee for all it’s worth.

If Ralph is taking any Tylenol he’s going to need a liver transplant and knee surgery.

He’d put up a fundraiser to grift donations for “surgery” if he thought anyone would actually donate.

“Pleasssse Mommy Scarlett…” god he is so goddamned creepy.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
“Pleasssse Mommy Scarlett…” god he is so goddamned creepy.
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No, it's very charming. If Scarlett sees this clip, she'll be on the first flight to Merida. "Hi my little darling, mommy is here! I heard you have an owchie on your knee! Let me kiss that little boo-boo away, you'll feel much better."
 
Pale Empress said:
then talking about how much he wants to fuck Scarlett Hampton (whose real name has seemingly been revealed to actually be Charlotte).
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TBF, he was fucked up and it could have been a mispronunciation. Although he did immediately giggle about knowing her real name and not wanting to dox her, so it's definitely leaning in the direction that he did dox her first name. No idea how porn names are usually made, but I easily believe changes like Charlotte to Scarlett is pretty standard.
 
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No, it's very charming. If Scarlett sees this clip, she'll be on the first flight to Merida. "Hi my little darling, mommy is here! I heard you have an owchie on your knee! Let me kiss that little boo-boo away, you'll feel much better."
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"Mommy...please..."
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The funniest part about this clip is when you realize that Meigh heard the same thing before getting GUNTED.
 
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