🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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TheRationals said:
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.
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This is why, even though the content from Ralph is rare nowadays, and he is closing in on death, Ethan Ralph will always be the GOAT lolcow. Even surpassing the OG Chris Chan, or the upcoming 3-peat of Nick "where the fuck's my nitrous" Rekieta. Ralph is the only cow who can delivery pure insanity, pure kino and nectar like this. I think most cows that have threads on this site would KILL to have a kino stream like this even once. Ralph has so many insane and hilarious moments over the years that a stream like this is just a single paragraph in the book of Pillstreams. Ethan Ralph will always be the best cow ever produced on the Internet, and I don't think we will ever get another one like him again.
 
FiveStarAce said:
@Null how would a fight between you and the Ralphamale go?
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Here’s how it would go.

Ralph would be at home and not at the fight because he is a tremendous physical coward.

Josh would eventually leave and go get a hollandaise pizza.

Later, Ralph would variously deny ever having agreed to the fight and/or holler that he won to an audience of 150 bots.
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
This is why, even though the content from Ralph is rare nowadays, and he is closing in on death, Ethan Ralph will always be the GOAT lolcow. Even surpassing the OG Chris Chan, or the upcoming 3-peat of Nick "where the fuck's my nitrous" Rekieta. Ralph is the only cow who can delivery pure insanity, pure kino and nectar like this. I think most cows that have threads on this site would KILL to have a kino stream like this even once. Ralph has so many insane and hilarious moments over the years that a stream like this is just a single paragraph in the book of Pillstreams. Ethan Ralph will always be the best cow ever produced on the Internet, and I don't think we will ever get another one like him again.
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Ralph could write a book, if he still remembers how to write words that is, all of it would be bullshit that he makes up in his mind. Like the trip to Portugal where he fought 4 guys but they were too much. In reality he got beat up by 4 guys and got his man purse stolen. All of his imagined victories against the a-lawgs. How Mathew Vickers is trying to keep him from seeing his son. Harry Morris won't let him see Rozy (but she really don't matter that much.) There might even be a chapter in there dedicated to Josh. It'll start off with his usual violent talk, talking about Josh having a broke dick, how he wanted to kill his mom, ect. But then half way through he'll get all sentimental and talk how him and Josh were besties and all the cool Internet stuff they did. Then he'll loop back to the "I wanna see him dead", " he tried to kill his mom", “he's got a broke dick" ect ect. It would be a hilarious read
 
FiveStarAce said:
@Null how would a fight between you and the Ralphamale go?
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The same way it went with Arron.
Ralph talks massive shit, challenges Arron to a fight. Arron agrees on a place up the road from where they where.

Arron showed up to the gym and got ready for the fight. Goes live.
Ralph no-shows and then said he don't fight for free.
Then he ran back to Mexico.

Another Win for the Toe.
 
Cranjis McBasketball said:
Do you guys think Ralph was just pretending to forget the bet him and Josh made 5 mins ago or does he have straight up dementia? The looping and the complete lack of memory, short or long term really reminds me of dementia.
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No, I watched my uncle who popped xan's all the time make food constantly then forget 2 mins later and make more food again. It would be a cycle until nothing was left and he would start xan raging. Never remembered anything when sober except weirdly the one time he pulled a gun on me.
 
Cranjis McBasketball said:
Do you guys think Ralph was just pretending to forget the bet him and Josh made 5 mins ago or does he have straight up dementia? The looping and the complete lack of memory, short or long term really reminds me of dementia.
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Ralph has literal brain damage.

He had a bloodsport debate with an audio recording the other day.
 
I'm going to miss Ralph when he dies.
Thank goodness we have records of these people's lives. @Null is going to have to pick up his body from Tijuana and bring it back in the USA because no one else will do it. Wouldn't be a bad idea to work on his estate now that he's close to the end.
Host an estate sale donate all money to the kids.
 
jewsernotfound said:
I didn't see anyone post one yet so i clipped the null call as it's own video.
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Thanks for that! I was looking for it on youtube but The Illustrious Killstream hasn't been relevant enough for anyone to bother archiving in at a year:
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@Null I'm extremely disappointed that you don't have EthanRalphDomesticViolence.mp4 (1.64mb) saved and ready to go (yes, even on your phone!) when pressed for it by Ralph. Here you go, Sleepy Josh:

(From X)

Here's an mp3 version so you can do what DSP does and buy a little speaker that plays the sounds into the mic:


In order to make up for this blunder, please call in to the next Pillstream and play it for Ralph. Then, in 1-5 minutes when he's forgotten about it, play it again. Then, in 1-5 minutes when he's forgotten about it, play it again. Then...

You can skip around and play different parts for different reactions! Thanks.
 
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TheRationals said:
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
IBS Ralph vs David Foster Wallace Ft Jared Taylor.mp4
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This is kino of the highest order. This is art.
 
Telemeter said:
Ralph has literal brain damage.

He had a bloodsport debate with an audio recording the other day.
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To top it off, he did the same thing he always does to fake Harry, fake Linx, fake whoever. He goes back and forth with "I'm not even sure it's the real XYZ" and proceed to have full blown hollerin' conversations as if it's the real person. Then he'll get so worked up because the real person, who's COMPLETELY UNAWARE that Ralph is a'hollerin' at them, isn't doing what he wants them to do, and holler even more, as if they aren't responding because they didn't hear him. He'll loop through the conversation 15+ times, somehow moving onto the next topic, then loop right back another 15+ times. If there's any indicator his brain is fried, it's this.

I'd love to see his reaction to a fake Juju message. Based on yesterday, it's obvious Juju is a very sensitive subject for Ralph, and I'm curious if there's be a lil' sum'n sum'n extra in how Ralph would loop.
Cranjis McBasketball said:
And he lost.
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Now now. Although Jared Taylor made many salient points, it was a tie.
 
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