🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Cucktry Roads said:
Read the bible. It's not like God wasn't flooding the world or faking dads out to kill their sons. Ralph has all the tools needed to redeem himself. He could move back to the US, stop ragepigging out, live in a dry county with a drug free lifestyle. Instead, he does drugs all day, lives out of spite, and steals candles from churches. It's not like God keeps him on this path.
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Sorry if I was unclear, that was the point I was trying to make. Ralph is the arbiter of all the decisions that lead him down this path. God however may have provided the matches and gasoline.
Um... said:
Except it’s not an aluminum shed. Where did that even come from? As far as I know he lives in one of those mass-produced concrete boxes they call ‘apartments.’
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I think it's the collective imagination coming to the conclusion that he's living in a Brazillian style favela, rather than researching the kind of housing that's actually available in Merida (which is still pretty bleak to be fair.)
 
Um... said:
Except it’s not an aluminum shed. Where did that even come from? As far as I know he lives in one of those mass-produced concrete boxes they call ‘apartments.’
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Current accepted RalphaLore is he rents a garden shed behind his doctor/lawyer/personal assistants house. He left the concrete box apartments well before Pantsu split.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
He figures he should buy vodka and repeat the successful formula again today. Ralph needs the money very badly and nothing gets him more attention and money than pillstreaming. Ralph is broke, and doesn’t even have his grand-daddy’s million dollar ring anymore, so he might just pillstream all week.
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And so it begins, OnlyUseMeBlade arc except in Mexico.
OnlyUseMeGunt taking shots for $5 donations is about to become a reality, not like he has anything else to live for anyways. I wonder if those bikers who gave him their bananas would be up for tagging along for a stream or two, IP2 style.
 
FederalInvestigation said:
Current accepted RalphaLore is he rents a garden shed behind his doctor/lawyer/personal assistants house. He left the concrete box apartments well before Pantsu split.
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I would feel very owned if Ralph does a walkthrough video and proves to da keeeweee farms he doesn’t live in a metal shack
 
I hope he doesn't live in an apartment, the fucking terror his neighbours must feel living around this belligerent biohazard.

Imagine laying in bed after a long day of work, and suddenly hearing bottles clanking and Ralph yelling about fucking people in the ass.
 
TheRationals said:
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
IBS Ralph vs David Foster Wallace Ft Jared Taylor.mp4
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Not gonna lie, I tend to react like this whenever someone tells me the greatest book they ever read is "infinite jest" and it's really clear they never actually read it and just heard that smart people love it.
 
JustStopDude said:
Not gonna lie, I tend to react like this whenever someone tells me the greatest book they ever read is "infinite jest" and it's really clear they never actually read it and just heard that smart people love it.
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Real niggas read The High Crusade where some English niggas carjack an innocent UFO in an attempt to get to Jerusalem faster and end up accidently usurping an interstellar monarchy because while the ayys spacesuits are laser-proof they can't stand up to longbows or cavalry charges.
 
Braphamut said:
How well would Ralph do on the clock test? The patient is asked to draw a clock face with the numbers in proper position and the hands pointing to ten after eleven.

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I think Ralph would call the clock a cocksucking motherfucker, a nigger, offer to sodomize it, and accuse the clock of working for alogs or Jews and refuse to draw anything until he hits 'da goal'.
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I think he would repeatedly forget what he's doing. I'm not 100% sure how the testing process works, but unless there was someone there to repeatedly prompt him, he'd write like 3 numbers down and then start talking about his paw paw's cuckoo clock or something like that and just forget the test exists.

So that would probably be a 5 on that scale.
 
Eso_A said:
I think it gets all fucked up after a certain amount of time, especially when you don't properly end the stream
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Usually when I download long videos from rumble it only grabs the last 4 hours of the stream.
 
Shoutout to Null for injecting some life into the Killstream and making it something other than a snoozefest for one night.
 
Has anyone else posted this yet?
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He cheaped out getting Absolut because he couldn't hit duh goal quickly enough.

Given his bumper performance on 2 consecutive Keelstreams, I'd say he's definitely earned a fresh bottle of mezcal and whatever else he'd like to combine it with. Fuck it, get a KFC bucket and some crackarooski crack rocks. Go nuts, King!
 
parsnip said:
Holy shit Ralph did not like Josh talking about Pawpaw's ring. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
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About how many minutes into Josh’s call does that happen? I can only listen to Ralph holler over top of Josh for a few minutes at a time before it becomes to annoying.

It seems very appropriate that the ring Ralph’s granddaddy (or uncle) gave him is now being worn by a Mexican pimp or cop….or was smelted down for $25.

Ralph is lucky he lost a bunch of weight or the mean Mexican man might have had to cut off his finger to take the ring.

I’d love to hear how he pleaded “No, no not muh pawpaw ring!” Maybe he tried out his non-existent Spanish, “mi papi oro muy importante!!!!” Ralph thinks e-thots care about his health so he’d probably think a Mexican robbing him would care about Ralph family heirloom.

But mainly I want everyone to remember Ralph is such a retard he wore that ring to Tijuana to impress cheap hookers and assorted dirtbags. Any non-retard going to a whore hotel in Tijuana would have left any jewelry back at home, but not Ralph!

Maybe Matthew Vickers use his pawn shop network contacts to track down the pawpaw ring and finally get a W.
 
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