🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Kela de Thaym said:
IT'S NAWT TROOO

I'd be legitimately surprised if it was, though. A good end for Xander and Rosy to not have that squealing, diseased pig who only ever cared about them when it served him in their lives, and possibly for Faith and May, too, though they'd be cheated out of child support payments.

Put me down for 50/50: it doesn't seem like a way Ralph would go out, but the circumstantial evidence is suspicious. Then again, people in the Patrick Tomlinson thread and at ONA Forums have suggested Pat was responsible for killing a man and nothing ever came of that circumstantial evidence, so... anything goes.
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Problem is, how many times has the internet thought he was dead. A few months ago he passed out mid stream and everyone thought he OD'd on a livestream. This is the 3rd? 4th time the internet thought he kicked it.

At this point he could go down in a plane crash on his way back to get his ass kicked in Portugal again and I'd remain convinced he was alive on a desert isle talking to an empty vodka bottle that he calls his best friend named Tito.
 
I'm not sure he's dead yet but of he is this is the exact way he will go. He will vanish from social media and his name will be released in some local news or police report.

Being honest all Ralph does now is an occasional Pillstream. The days of doing events and 'fightin' round the world' getting beat up abroad are over.

I always thought I would miss the content when he died but on his current state I'm beyond caring.

At the end of the day,
"If he dies, he dies"
 
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Drunk dies at a beach Ralph is known to travel. Close to an anniversary of one of his many mistakes in life. The corpse age is overestimated. This is definitely the most conclusive time Ralph may have died. If he has gone out is would be perfect poetry. Not with a bang but with a whimper. "S" to spit.
 
Here are my theories so far.

1. He is currently unable to tweet, meaning he is incapacitated, incarcerated or deceased.
2. The fact the 'tourist' was alone makes it even more likely it was in fact Ralph, who goes to the beach alone?
3. There is the possibility of suicide by beach
4. It's unlikely complications in Colombia because he would have access to his phone even if he were detained

I hope he's okay but this feels grim somehow.
 
Sloppa said:
Yeah, the only way he would enter knee deep water would be if a hooker beat his ass and rolled him off a pier (which IS a possibility)
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My bet is Ralph passed out face first on the beach, was robbed by the whore (taking his ID with him), and was left there to drown in the rising tide.

Imagine the smell.
 
Major Child said:
Still (foolishly) hoping the Homeless saga happens.
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i really wanted the Africa arc to happen and it ended with him getting burnt in a tire.
Mushroom King said:
this feels grim somehow.
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with all the circumstantial evidence i give it a 50-50 chance it's him, it's all lining up too perfectly. i doubt he'd have killed himself on purpose, but it's not hard to imagine him passing out on a beach or pissing off a cartel member somehow and getting himself killed and his body dumped on a beach.
 
BigPeanut said:
I do genuinely have a weird bad feeling about this situation. I’d actually be kinda sad if he died.
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I'd also be kind of sad if he just died by way of drowning. I thought it would be a much more embarrassing death. Like a perforated colon while getting pegged or something more befitting his station in life.
 
To the people saying Ralph wouldn't touch the water I say you are underestimating his ability to blast himself off with drugs and alcohol. If intoxicated enough he would enter the water. If he was seriously heavily drugged and incapacitated he might even think it'll "clear his head". Also, that beach is where he had "best of times" with Whorse and Rozy. People like to dehumanize Ralph because he is/was monstrous in many ways, but he is/was also a crybaby who may got sentimental on the whorse divorce anniversary and went to the beach to drink thinking he'll just drown in self pity, but ended up drowning in the water. The fact that drowned person was not identified by friend or family makes it sound Ralph like.

I hope he is just busted.
 
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