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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Die For Me! said:
It's that time again! Ethan Ralph has not made a tweet in over 24 hours.
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I believe this weekend he was supposed to go see Faiths son, meaning Ralph is already due for his minimum 1 near death experience per trip to California.
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Well people under his tweets are concerned

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Fucking Mexicans. We would know if it was Ralph if they mentioned if he was swimming while wearing his SHAME SHIRT or not. Can't do anything right.
 
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"On the traditional Progreso boardwalk, Police officers showed up when they were informed of the discovery of a body in that area."

Upon arriving at the scene, near the Navy facilities on 74th Street, on the sand a few meters from the seashore, officers found the body of a person, apparently a tourist.
According to police reports, the man drowned in the sea while swimming. The victim has not yet been identified, although he is apparently a man in his 40s.
Around 3:00 p.m., the area near the body had been closed to the public so the authorities could conduct the necessary investigations.
It was also revealed that the man who died was under the influence of alcohol when the unfortunate incident occurred.
Nearby, some swimmers were present and called emergency services when they saw the man was in trouble.
Shortly after, he was rescued and paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) but were unable to save his life.

Uhhhh
 
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"On the traditional Progreso boardwalk, Police officers showed up when they were informed of the discovery of a body in that area."

Upon arriving at the scene, near the Navy facilities on 74th Street, on the sand a few meters from the seashore, officers found the body of a person, apparently a tourist.
According to police reports, the man drowned in the sea while swimming. The victim has not yet been identified, although he is apparently a man in his 40s.
Around 3:00 p.m., the area near the body had been closed to the public so the authorities could conduct the necessary investigations.
It was also revealed that the man who died was under the influence of alcohol when the unfortunate incident occurred.
Nearby, some swimmers were present and called emergency services when they saw the man was in trouble.
Shortly after, he was rescued and paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) but were unable to save his life.

Uhhhh
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Someone in the other thread mentioned that tweeted picture being old
 
Him dying by drowning seems off, because Ethan comes off like a guy who wouldn't touch water under any circumstances.
 
GPRIMACADO said:
the man who died was under the influence of alcohol when the unfortunate incident occurred.
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Oh that clears it all up. Ralph went to rehab and doesn't drink anymore. Or do pills either.

TBH, I don't believe it's him unless there's some bizarre scenario involved, for two reasons.

1. He's black and blacks are afraid of swimming.

2. Ralph isn't one to spontaneously leave the shack without making sure everyone knows he's living it up in Mexico. The man hyped up a trip to Burger King FFS, he'd definitely post about a beach visit.

Now, could I see a scheme where he was tricked into getting murdered via sex or drugs? Sure, but for what purpose other than sport? He's got no money. His truck has been AWOL for more than a year. Maybe he tried selling pawpaw's ring and they discovered it was fake as shit?
 
The only way I could see Ralphy drowning is, in his pilled out drunken stupor, he forgets he's not in America where he can flush his toilet paper and clogs and overflows his crackshack's shit collector while he's passed out and ends up floating around in there belly up.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
God I miss the blue hair arc. Too bad he's too bald to do shit like that now.

He should start getting tattoos instead. That would be so badass and we'd all be really jealous of you, Ralph.
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He should livestream from a mexican tattoo parlour and get paid to get tattoos, the placement and type at the donor's suggestion, the size by the monetary amount, personally I would spend literally scores of pesos to put a "D A M A G E D" across his brow.
 
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