🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Amuro Ray said:
Did anyone ever figure out how he lost all that weight a couple years ago then gained most of it back? I really want the story there. There was a brief period where he looked surprisingly healthy (by Ralph standards, not by ordinary human standards) before he turned into whatever the fuck just appeared out of the void this week.
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I remember when he was "big" and hadn't revealed his face that he claimed that he was really buff after his prison stint... Not that i believe it.
 
TEA 3HF said:
what a hell of a way to find out he and Milo are still alive. Such a misfortune.



post receipts or kill yourself you faggot.
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I don't have the receipts myself, but I do remember the instance EggImpregnator is talking about. If I remember correctly, it was a letter to a friend that passed, but it was written in a way that could easily be misconstrued as "Ralph's secret gay lover". The fact it isn't brought up much, if at all, lends credence to it largely being a nothingburger.
 
Windy Moors said:
That's just Chantal/Foodie Beauty.
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Raven-621 said:
Still (marginally) less horrifying than Ralph’s tri-moobs and back dough.
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This is what perplexes me the most about Ralph’s physiology: even when you put pictures of his body side-by-side with other ham-planets, he still doesn’t fit in, he actually makes them look more normal. That picture of Chantal is certainly very Islamic, but it’s pretty much what you’d expect a girl who’s that fat to look like underneath her clothes. Meanwhile, Ralph’s body is so fucked up that the human brain actually struggles to understand what it’s looking at, even from multiple different angles. It’s both impressive and horrifying.

The dude’s a medical anomaly, and I hope that someone will be able to somehow donate his body to science when he dies (probably within the next year or two) so that doctors can figure out exactly what combination of inbreeding and substance abuse causes a body to mutate like that.
 
If you had Ralph’s body and Ralph’s life, would you stop drinking and doing drugs? Fuck no.

People want to wake up from nightmares to the safe haven of reality; if Ralph wakes up he gets to live in a nightmare.

He may not have received LOTY but he is the staple and our daily bread.
 
World Star said:
I'm certain if Ralph were to fully give up drinking and pills (or just lose access to them for a significant enough time) if his enough of brain is able to process the amount of shame and embarrassment it would be too much for him to handle.
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He feels shame and he feels regret, that's why he abuses drugs and alcohol. He's too impulsive to quit which becomes a feedback loop. Ralph's very broken as a person, I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't so contemptuous.

deeman said:
I remember when he was "big" and hadn't revealed his face that he claimed that he was really buff after his prison stint... Not that i believe it.
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He was in pretty good shape after he got released. He posted a few photos to twitter and he looked like a normal person. The binge drinking and junk food quickly caught up though.
 
He's a known lying sack of shit. Note the "no paperwork" part. He said that as he now has a fallback when he is asked to prove at least the portion about a fine. He probably shot his mouth off, got pummeled a bit and ended up giving the woman who smacked him around the worthless pesos he had in his pocket so she didn't hit him again.

His life is based on lies, deceit and fairytales. You can't believe or trust anything he says without solid proof to back it up. His history has shown that at best he embellishes the truth and more often than not just outright lies.

It is amusing though that his whole life and his reason to exist is about looking cool on the Internet. It really does show that he has a total lack of awareness and the utter idiocy that he has to have to always post about his life to strangers who merely laugh at him and think he is a modern day court jester. I couldn't imagine having not one person in real life that cared about me. If the slob wasn't such a disgusting piece of garbage, one might feel sorry for him. As we all know though, he is in the position he is in all due to his own actions and him thinking he is some kind of great celebrity and revered by many, when his true fans maybe number in the low dozens. 12 year old kids playing Fortnite on Twitch have a bigger following. LOL The fact he has his own forum on the Farms here is all you need to know about how "special" he is.

Dance more pig. We need more laughs.
 
Cyberpunk Meta said:
Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t Guntgate in a January too?

Every January, Piggertits always spirals in such an epic fashion. Last year he relapsed and sperged the hell out. This year doubly so. Something about January reminds Ralph of his advancing age, his increasingly failed show losing out, and the fact he can’t see his children.
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And then every summer he has to take an awful vacation where he always gets horrifically injured somehow
 
2025 will be the year of the Ralphamale even if it isn't year of the pig
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The mental decline may take a while still to hit rock bottom but I for one am so looking forward to the alcohol induced early onset dementia posts in Ralph's future. Not a friend or relative in sight to stop him from arguing on X with his deceased mother about a ride to dialysis. It will be wild, he has no one within 1,000 miles of him who gives a shit about his wellbeing.
 
Again, Ralph takes what a normal
Person would see as a loss and he calls it a win. That’s right folks, hitting someone and getting extorted for $5000 is a win. Just like when he has to pay a fine for his contempt of court - a total win.

It’s been so long since success visited Ralph that he has to now invent ways of winning after he does something stupid where he still suffers but not as badly as he could have.

If you feel like jumping off a bridge and brag that you only broke 10 bones instead of being killed, that’s a Ralphism.
 
MadStan said:
Again, Ralph takes what a normal
Person would see as a loss and he calls it a win. That’s right folks, hitting someone and getting extorted for $5000 is a win. Just like when he has to pay a fine for his contempt of court - a total win.

It’s been so long since success visited Ralph that he has to now invent ways of winning after he does something stupid where he still suffers but not as badly as he could have.

If you feel like jumping off a bridge and brag that you only broke 10 bones instead of being killed, that’s a Ralphism.
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"I deny reality despite what you may think, does that make you mad? Suffa!"
 
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