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He looks ancient and ageless, a gunt out of timeHE DOES NOT LOOK 140 YEARS OLD YOU GUNT SLAPPER
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He looks ancient and ageless, a gunt out of timeHE DOES NOT LOOK 140 YEARS OLD YOU GUNT SLAPPER
The kitty's face, tho.Clip of Ralph's triumphant return
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EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
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Simple. Ralph is the embodiment of "You are what you eat".The Baron had class
We need a complete history of how Ralph's body was fucked up over time
Did anyone ever figure out how he lost all that weight a couple years ago then gained most of it back? I really want the story there. There was a brief period where he looked surprisingly healthy (by Ralph standards, not by ordinary human standards) before he turned into whatever the fuck just appeared out of the void this week.The Baron had class
We need a complete history of how Ralph's body was fucked up over time
Poverty.Did anyone ever figure out how he lost all that weight ...
Well, that explains it. He eats tumors.Simple. Ralph is the embodiment of "You are what you eat".
Sadly none of his poor decisions have prevented him from propagating his genes forward on two separate occasions with two different women. You may not like it but Darwin's theory of evolution has colluded with it degenerate modern society in a way that makes the ragepig's genealogy more successful than most other males because most other males will only impregnate a single woman. We're living in the Idiocracy timeline.I'm certain if Ralph were to fully give up drinking and pills (or just lose access to them for a significant enough time) if his enough of brain is able to process the amount of shame and embarrassment it would be too much for him to handle.
Luckily for Ralph I think he has done enough damage so that even the concept of shame is too complex for him to conceptualize though unluckily for Ralph I think at the rate things are going his heart will give out on him within the next 3-4 years.
Sooner still if he somehow ups his drinking and pill popping or just accidentally kills himself while blacked out drunk.
AidsDid anyone ever figure out how he lost all that weight a couple years ago then gained most of it back? I really want the story there. There was a brief period where he looked surprisingly healthy (by Ralph standards, not by ordinary human standards) before he turned into whatever the fuck just appeared out of the void this week.
That and mexican ozempic. I mean c'mon, the guy's a pill poppin' pig. Of course he took whatever's the easiest way.Poverty.
And double the weight he tells people.He looks double his age.
That's just Chantal/Foodie Beauty.View attachment 6842009
Ralph is becoming one of the gluttony demons from Dante’s Inferno.
Why doesn't any bring up the fact Ralph's old emails got exposed and he had a gay lover who died of kidney failure in 2012
Its like a trail cam of a wild boar rooting for truffles.
This is peak Ralphamale.Ralph forgot to turn the camera around
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Oh lord gonna be a long night.....
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Still (marginally) less horrifying than Ralph’s tri-moobs and back dough.That's just Chantal/Foodie Beauty.
This must be the thread where boners go to die. Jesus Christ there really needs to be a law against fat people taking naked photos.