🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I am so glad he pulled off the titstream now instead of last year, this means we got our first media candidate for 2025 Julays!
 
AltisticRight said:
We have never seen Ethan's full torso until now. Honestly speaking I wish it stayed that way, I have seen surgeries that were less gruesome. That photo somewhere in the previous pages was an edit, whoever made it basically mirrored the other half. I guess he never had four titties, but rather three.

Ethan Ralph is a pill popping piggy that drinks and has triple titties.
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Nah I remember people being shocked at Ralphs double tits, fat tits with their own second chin of fat beneath them. I think it is his protruding liver that has smoothed out one of his double tits
 
Is it possible that the gunt absorbed the 4th tit similar to how one conjoined twin can absorb the other in the womb? Alternatively, he may be an actual alien from Total Recall.
 
THERE WERE FOUR TITS

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DA 09 said:
Will 2025 be The Year of the Ralphabomination?
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The Ralphamale is too much of a bish to leave his state of self-imposed Mexican exile to be the content king he used to be.

He can kid himself about sobriety all he wants. With no friends, no family, too much of a misanthrope to make new ones, Ralph lacks the support network to get sober.

My guess is part of the reason he's staying - beyond avoiding the incessant lawfare he's subject to - is that he's become a shut in from alcohol induced anxiety.
 
Relevant image filename. All I can say.

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ETA: Agreeing with people saying he'll be a shut-in now for however long he continues to survive. It now takes hundreds of dollars in xanax, booze, and then uppers on top of that to wake him out of the first two things just for Ethan Ralph to walk around and "feel okay" anymore.
 
We thought this pig was only within the physical limits of reality as to how fat it is possible to be, and we even had a single word for it, gunt.

He was the Gunt.

What the fuck is he now? He's some non-Euclidean eldritch horror that is literally unnameable. What do you even call this three titted monster?
MexicanJumpingBeans said:
The fact that two women allowed themselves to be impregnated by this thing will never stop being hilarious/horrifying.
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I don't think you even qualify as a woman any more, or even a human, if you are so degraded and debased you take this foul demon's seed in you and bear his evil spawn.
 
AnOminous said:
We thought this pig was only within the physical limits of reality as to how fat it is possible to be, and we even had a single word for it, gunt.

He was the Gunt.

What the fuck is he now? He's some non-Euclidean eldritch horror that is literally unnameable. What do you even call this three titted monster?
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Swine Prince of Da Sektur

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Rick Nekieta said:
Place bets on month and cause of death. My money is on July and ammonia poisoning from storing urine in an unventilated shack in the Mexican summer.
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The piss bottles ending his life would definitely be the funniest outcome.

Do we even get a conclusive cause of death on this guy? Imagine being the one that has to do the guntopsy... good luck! That's why I think Pantsu should have tried to poison him with his own drugs. Who knows, maybe she did, and he just happened to survive.

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Something about this face says: one year, stroke. I'm putting 300 KiwiCoins on January 2026, stroke.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
The piss bottles ending his life would definitely be the funniest outcome.

Do we even get a conclusive cause of death on this guy? Imagine being the one that has to do the guntopsy... good luck! That's why I think Pantsu should have tried to poison him with his own drugs. Who knows, maybe she did, and he just happened to survive.

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Something about this face says: one year, stroke. I'm putting 300 KiwiCoins on January 2026, stroke.
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He reminds me of Michael Malloy, which is a story worth googling if you're unfamiliar. I don't think the gunt can be killed by conventional methods.
 
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