🐷🇲🇽🌮 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Fortyone]

Ralph is stranded, has no address, and is not getting any replies from the team. He sounds like he's having a panic attack
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Ethan Ralph - Update #ElEstanque [1946692569519251456].mp4

Edit: Hopefully this music for middle aged moms will soothe Ralphs anxiety
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https://archive.is/waNh4

His chin looks like a nasty vagina in this video what the fuck

 

[UCantCCPMe]

No ring
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https://archive.is/dzPr1

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Nice try Ralph, but I unfiltered that shit. Let's see the real photo

 

[Halbschwanz]

Ralph is now lusting over fictional girl toys. I think it's safe to say we are officially in full blown dementia arc.

I for one, cannot wait for MC Jarbo's magnum opus in the making, Everywhere at the End of Gunt.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Don't worry, Ralph. Just go up to someone and repeat this message. Someone will eventually help you.

"Hola, soy un adulto no acompañado con discapacidad mental. Mi padre me abandonó. Estoy perdido, asustado y con mucha hambre. Un hombre aterrador me quitó el anillo y el bolso. Me cagué en los pantalones. ¿Tienes dinero? Necesito ir a casa, a mi chabola."

 

[Windy Moors]

Spotted Cog:

He got six 1's, probably more than he would get in his own chat.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Look at the positive: In addition to the missing Paw Paw’s Rang is a lack of rash on his fingers.

 

[Jump]

He made it there.

 

[Sloppa]

I hear the pig cackles.

 

[Die For Me!]

0:38

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Holy shit lol

 

[TulpaTownW]

Ethan Ralph has entered El Estanque, and he's the shortest one there

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Neptun-esque

 

[4090 Chad]

Ethan Ralph has entered El Estanque, and he's the shortest one there

Never beating the 5’1” allegations

 

[AncientPhosphur]

HE'S SO SHORT! 5'10 btw

 

[HackerX]

He looks like a goddamn dwarf!!!!

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

What happened to his gunt? He looks like an AIDS patient being so small and frail-looking.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Never beating the 5’1” allegations

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You know what, guys? Ralph was right, he's not five one.

Didn't know he had AIDS, though. Wishing him the best.

 

[Schpoots]

Somehow he looks like both an old man and a little kid

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Deflated gunt sighting

Still a gunt, even behind a XXXL baseball jersey tucked into his shorts.
Edit to add: check out the posture, even sitting down:

 

[HackerX]

Mexicans aren't exactly renown for their great stature and they're all towering over Ralph. Amazin'.