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Will Ralph and Scar eventually get married?

  • Yes

    Votes: 214 47.7%

  • No

    Votes: 235 52.3%
  • Total voters
    449
>my gf is exciting
>she doesn’t speak english
> he doesn’t speak Spanish
Hey I get annoyed a girl yapping too, but how can you find a lady exciting if you can’t have a conversation with her
 
I am utterly baffled at this. Out of all the things that happened on his show, Ralph clips two minutes where he asks Grok a question, ignores it, and starts dancing
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Ralph is now lusting over fictional girl toys. I think it's safe to say we are officially in full blown dementia arc.
 
Hay, Hay, white nigger, Hay white nigger. Thursday Ralph will be meeting the Senorita, therefore there's no show tomorrow. You should however expect to see a slew of tweets throughout the day like:
"HaHaHa i just cummed all over the nineteen year old senoritas pussy the pussy was so tight and fortuitous it literally squeezed every last drop of my nectar all over her fucking pussy and you can bet i pulled out right on time like i always do it was like the pussy was making snow angels in a sea of my semen if you want to know the truth about it speaking of cum did you know that aaron imholte ate nick rekietas cum nick rekieta told him he could eat the cum all over his chest hes a cum eater that frankly deserves to be pulled into the street and get boom boom through his fucking skull"
and/or "HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa oh fuck you would not believe what i just got myself into if you want to know the truth about it uhm can anyone get a hold of nateybakes please i uh i need to get bailed out immediately like right now immediately like im not even fucking kidding like oh my god listen i need like fucking 10,000 usd sent to this guy and like uhhhh yeah well it has to be like right now like right now immediately so if anyone can get nateybakes on the horn immediately please i mean i think im gonna die"

Hopefully some illustrious Ralphamales will have their eyes glued to the @TheRalphRetort and @KillstreamLive accounts for incredibly embarrasing updates from the internets busiest teenage predator.

Also, it appears Ralph is still pretending like he's going to El Salvador. He's probably just going to use this to extract donos on Friday and then find some bullshit reason not to go (assuming he doesn't just die tomorrow)
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Die For Me! said:
:diddler: GIVE ME MONEY OR THIS FUCKING DOG STARVES TO DEATH BITCH
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Nevermind, cant even afford starving-family-manipulation-tactics to hit the goal :nitenite:
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Of the 3 comments, 1 was purged by Xs spam filter. But a Troo & Vindicated follower of Ralph had this to say:
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Romantic dinner with beef jerky tonight, 5 star days in casa gunt.
 
thank god he's not getting a dog.

He's not in a place where he can be responsible for it and also his two old cats would react badly to it
 
Rage Pig said:
The once in a lifetime talent goes to El Salvador.
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The Senorita is currently inside the pig pen as well. Ralphs sunglasses show off how he sways his t-rex arms all around the room like a tard while he speaks
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Ralphs sunglasses also give a much better look into his room.
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And guess what bish? Ralph does have a passport. Well, actually it's an Emergency Passport, which can still deny him entry since he's using it for non-emergency reasons but uhh... It's still a passport so fuck yew gay log
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