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Will Ralph and Scar eventually get married?

  • Yes

    Votes: 214 47.7%

  • No

    Votes: 235 52.3%
  • Total voters
    449
Windy Moors said:
1 hour to go they say:
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This might. . .actually. . .be the smartest thing Ralph has ever done.

Hear me out: they are a Knock-Off Big Brother/Fish-Tank, Ralph will fit three strong stereotypes for such a show: 1: The freak/horror. 2: The ugly American. 3: The idiot narcissist.

Mexican contestants will talk about how disgusting Ralph is in his presence, then tell Ralph in broken English how handsome some female contestant finds him. The Mexican audience will love to hate on him, they will pay for pranks and humiliations, or simply to deliver Ralph alcohol so he can self abase himself on stream. If the people behind the show can manage Ralph, keep him from rage-quitting, keep him drunk and topped up on drugs and pills off stream, pad out his miserably thin ego, they could make a lot of money off this pig.
 
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I skipped through that stream, and it seems like none of contestants speak English? There's one guy who seems to be the host who speaks pretty good english and translates to the camera every once in a while, but this whole thing doesn't seem very tenable in the long term.

Are they gonna treat him like one of the guests from Fishtank where he just shows up and fucks with the contestants?

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Ralph's the perfect example of how sad it is when fat people lose all the weight without doing it properly or getting in shape. All the loose skin without any muscle definition, they look like a deflated beach ball. John Goodman, Drew Carey, Jonah Hill, all good examples. It's the ghost of a formerly jolly persona. Of course, Ralph was never actually jolly, but you get the idea.
 
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