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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Ok but who is fatter, Ralph or Fatrick?
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Fatrick is just plain fat. He's a basic bitch fat man who is fat and unsexable. Ralph's fatness is bizarre. He's got little tiny arms and little tiny legs and then his torso is this rippling pile of grotesque flesh. As far as fat people go he's not even all that fat but they way he is fat is a thing of horror. His head is also very bloated where as Fatrick's fat head matches the rest of his fat body.

My point is, Fatrick and Ralph are both fat and they both like to get pegged in the ass.
 
MeltyTW said:
oh so you mean its more over people reporting ethan for other things when those reports for the valid things dont work? nah i think thats fine too if the site is just refusing to do anything about a valid issue
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no. what i mean is, if someone believes that a crime is being committed, then they should report the crime.
and then they should shut the fuck up about it.

if someone believes that a term of service that is meant to prevent a crime is being violated, then they should report that violation, to allow the platform the opportunity to prevent a crime from being committed. if the platform chooses not to respond, then that becomes the moral, and potential legal, liability of the platform.
and they should just shut the fuck up about it.

but if someone reports another person just because they don't like that other person, or just because they don't like what's being posted, or just because they don't like that the other person has the ability to post, that's censorship. worse than that, it's petty and vindictive, which is why it's completely undeserving of any respect.
and they should just shut the fuck up.
 
AltisticRight said:
You don't consider holes in walls and wooden flooring pulled out to create a seat furniture? You need some sensitivity training.
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I would if I could just find that sweet sweet balance between huffing just enough gas and not dying from it. The same shit happens to with choke jerkers like Robin Williams.
 
AnOminous said:
It's time for Ralph to commit a Ralphasuicide. Nobody benefits from his continued existence, but his death would be hilarious.
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darkprince56 said:
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Seems Cozy chat has taken the suicide bait
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No way is this fat fuck ever going to kill himself. He is a coward who lives to spite others. Ralph has stated many times that he is living for the sole purpose of outliving Jim and dancing on his grave. That has been Ralph's reason to live. Not for his infant children but to watch Jim die and do a victory lap. He also stated that nothing is going to stop him from living to see that day. This whole "Oh whoa is me! I am going to kill myself!" is just him fishing for pity and trying to make himself feel good and in control.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's time for Ralph to commit a Ralphasuicide. Nobody benefits from his continued existence, but his death would be hilarious.
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How much do you want to bet that he says something about haunting us in his suicide note?

Whatever it says, it will probably be an interesting note. I imagine a spite filled dissertation on everyone who has ever wronged him in his life.
 
SpergioLeonne said:
If people individually report Ralph for real reasons and own it individually, then that’s nature taking its course.

If people become ralphaweens, they get transmuted from farmers to minor Ralph orbiters. That is risky, because hooooo boy Ralph got some gravity
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An object with as much mass as him is naturally going to have strong gravity.
 
.iota. said:
no. what i mean is, if someone believes that a crime is being committed, then they should report the crime.
and then they should shut the fuck up about it.

if someone believes that a term of service that is meant to prevent a crime is being violated, then they should report that violation, to allow the platform the opportunity to prevent a crime from being committed. if the platform chooses not to respond, then that becomes the moral, and potential legal, liability of the platform.
and they should just shut the fuck up about it.

but if someone reports another person just because they don't like that other person, or just because they don't like what's being posted, or just because they don't like that the other person has the ability to post, that's censorship. worse than that, it's petty and vindictive, which is why it's completely undeserving of any respect.
and they should just shut the fuck up.
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Nah if a site is just letting people do illegal shit but will stop it if you report a microagression it's fine to report the microaggression
 
sick bass drop said:
This would be true if he were a normal width but a perfectly square 5×5 coffin would be expensive custom work.
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6x 10ft 2"x4" around $30 at $5 per.
2x 4'x8' plywood sheets around $45 at $22.50 per.
Already got the saws and nail gun. Would cost less than $100 to bury Ralph in a 5'x5'x1' box.

Is 1 foot too thin for the Gunt to fit? Add 2 more 2"x4"s and it's still less than $100.
 
make_it_so said:
Back when he was still more active on his Fediverse instance, he was bitching at and blocking female users more quickly and more frequently than male ones. @Dumb Bitch Smoothie and @RangerBoo come to mind.
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HAHAHAHA I almost forgot he blocked me in record time too. I wasn't even being that bad either! Just a few inflammatory comments here and there.
 
This is probably nothing, but an interesting tweet from the resident bull. The AF groypers have to switch accounts all the time, but about a year ago, Ralph mentioned watching a restored version of the godfather, it seems to be one of the only pieces of greater media culture he has any knowledge of. Currently that account only follows various Groypers, but also follows Sadntrad, Esoshaggy, Ramzpaul, and Sisco, it's so low impact Sisco bumping it seems weird considering its just tweeted a couple vague movie quotes.

What's the over/under on Ralph trying to ban evade from something other than directly killstream accounts? and what are the odds he could ever not ragepig on them and give up the game?
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Spudnik said:
This is probably nothing, but an interesting tweet from the resident bull. The AF groypers have to switch accounts all the time, but about a year ago, Ralph mentioned watching a restored version of the godfather, it seems to be one of the only pieces of greater media culture he has any knowledge of. Currently that account only follows various Groypers, but also follows Sadntrad, Esoshaggy, Ramzpaul, and Sisco, it's so low impact Sisco bumping it seems weird considering its just tweeted a couple vague movie quotes.

What's the over/under on Ralph trying to ban evade from something other than directly killstream accounts? and what are the odds he could ever not ragepig on them and give up the game?
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Interestingly it looks like it's already been flooded with PW change requests
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Created a few hours ago, iPhone, sadNtrad. Yes it's Ralph. He's going to do the Nick Fuentes thing of making gay meme accounts repeatedly because he's addicted to twitter. I'm just surprised Meigh put her foot down and hasn't let him go mask off on her twitter account.
 
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