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Ralph could not handle working at Walmart. Ralph would have to deal with costumers as belligerent and mean tempered as him and he would have to hold his tongue and grin and bear it if he wants to keep his job. Ralph is incapable of doing that.
Overnight stocker. Plenty of people with severe personality defects get along in their lives the best they can with overnight jobs where they have minimal interaction, even with other employees. Big companies like Target and Walmart figure out a way to work with people like this because these jobs are hard to fill. Do I think Ralph would "lower" himself (in his view) to this? No. But there are jobs where the hollering could be potentially contained.
 
Overnight stocker. Plenty of people with severe personality defects get along in their lives the best they can with overnight jobs where they have minimal interaction, even with other employees. Big companies like Target and Walmart figure out a way to work with people like this because these jobs are hard to fill. Do I think Ralph would "lower" himself (in his view) to this? No. But there are jobs where the hollering could be potentially contained.
Brilliant. Perfect.

Except he wouldn’t be able to fuck around, he’d have to finish his work. Those jobs aren’t ever overstaffed, and he couldn’t call out either
 
That or one of his faggoty capos.
I would never accuse Ralph of swatting anyone just because he can get the legion of gunt guards to do it for him. Most he's likely ever done is hint at it being cool in his eyes. It is, with 100% certainty, one of his legion of faggots.
 
it's only hypocritical if you think flagging should never be done ever which I don't think anyone agrees with,

He's a pos who uses social media to do really fucked up things to people that also violates tos and the law.

No, not unless you're a free speech absolutist which no one is sense we all think cp should be banned, people using accounts to swat people also should be banned.

i like and respect you, and i don't want to derail the thread here, but we're not talking about cp or swatting.

if someone posts something that violates the terms of service (which are usually written to protect a platform from criminal liability), or that violates the law directly (such as abuse, exploitation, extortion, induction, or solicitation), and that post is then flagged, that is not censoring speech, that is reporting a crime.

flagging a post because you don't like the person who wrote it, because you don't like what they wrote, or because you don't think that they should have the ability to write it, is censorship. it's my opinion that someone who would resort to censorship to silence their opposition deserves neither respect, consideration, nor admiration.
 
Brilliant. Perfect.

Except he wouldn’t be able to fuck around, he’d have to finish his work. Those jobs aren’t ever overstaffed, and he couldn’t call out either
As Josh has noted, Ralph got up the vast majority of days and streamed once and usually twice for years and years and years. Now, getting yourself out the door to a job *by a certain time* adds some complexity to the formula but I think it's unfair to say that Ralph can't keep a schedule.
 
Ralph, if you read this, I want you to know that I'm super jealous of you. As someone of shorter stature, you've proven to me that no matter what you can get that bag and be a super awesome dude respected by thousands. You proved to me that that old bullshit line of "ignore your enemies" is just that - bullshit. The real way to be an unstoppable force and king amongst kings is to go out of your way to  spite your enemies. Visiting their homes, getting them banned, hollering until they break down in tears, live streaming your triumphs over the haters, and showing your goddamn face are all absolute power moves of the highest echelon and I wish I could emulate you bro because your life seems fucking fantastic and you're living such a beautiful beachfront life with your lovely wife and kid unfortunately I have self-respect.
 
People need to stop taking Ralph's faggot suicide baiting seriously in anyway at all. As he has proven time and time again, he's a woman. His only behaviour is a drunk belligerent teenage girl. Of course he'll start suicide baiting to get praise and asspats from his paypigs to cope with the loss of his twitter. Ralph's e-enemies live rent free in his head and he's set his loss condition as his death, there's not a chance in hell that he'll 'let them win' by offing himself.
This is his ace in the hole when he wants something to go his way and raging or crying hasn't worked. So far he's only tried it on women he held power over. I don't think it'd work for Elon Musk though.
 
Ralph shouldn’t be joking about suicide. But I’m not worried because he has failed at everything he has done in life and I’ve no confidence he could pull off doing it right.

Although there would be an irony in a guy dying who had a “kill stream”.

pantsu could at least ask for a discount on the coffin given it would be a small coffin. Im just talking practically that’s all.
 
Overnight stocker. Plenty of people with severe personality defects get along in their lives the best they can with overnight jobs where they have minimal interaction, even with other employees. Big companies like Target and Walmart figure out a way to work with people like this because these jobs are hard to fill. Do I think Ralph would "lower" himself (in his view) to this? No. But there are jobs where the hollering could be potentially contained.
But he would have to work. And he doesn't do that.
 
But he would have to work. And he doesn't do that.
He literally chose to leech of his mother's disability over working as a young adult. He couldn't even be bother to fake a disability of his own. Somehow after years of being a degenerate for xannieberries he's going to humble himself and work a wagie job?
 
He literally chose to leech of his mother's disability over working as a young adult. He couldn't even be bother to fake a disability of his own. Somehow after years of being a degenerate for xannieberries he's going to humble himself and work a wagie job?
Yeah, it's uh a pretty bad indicator that he's literally never had a real job. I guess the only way this could ever come about is if he cleaned up and accepted his personal limitations which....rainbows.
 
Yeah, it's uh a pretty bad indicator that he's literally never had a real job. I guess the only way this could ever come about is if he cleaned up and accepted his personal limitations which....rainbows.
IIRC he used to brag about how he's never worked a day in his life and would rather die than have to get a job?
 
Regarding that gay suicide hint on telegram, the only time this pig will kill himself is for his little gay show, I can definitely see him doing something as pathetic as that, spread some rumors of killing himself via Franssen's twitter, and then throw some cringe level "big" (500lbs) reveal surprise IM BACK holler extravaganza stream, chat going mad high IQ goypers groveling how "Ralphamale ressurected, can't kill the retort" or some gay stuff like that.

It's definitely in the books, something as desperate as that.
 
i like and respect you, and i don't want to derail the thread here, but we're not talking about cp or swatting.

if someone posts something that violates the terms of service (which are usually written to protect a platform from criminal liability), or that violates the law directly (such as abuse, exploitation, extortion, induction, or solicitation), and that post is then flagged, that is not censoring speech, that is reporting a crime.

flagging a post because you don't like the person who wrote it, because you don't like what they wrote, or because you don't think that they should have the ability to write it, is censorship. it's my opinion that someone who would resort to censorship to silence their opposition deserves neither respect, consideration, nor admiration.
Ethan Ralph is swatting and posting about it bragging etc so yes ralph meets that bar easily, and he threatens revenge porn and blackmail constantly

I'm fine with people just thinking it's gay or dumb but this argument that it's free speech or at least pretending Ralph's "speech" isnt so far on the fringe you'd have to repeal several laws to allow it is insane to me. I think it's delusional and I think it's at best extremely knee jerk
 
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I still don't understand why people are so upset about farmers flagging down Ralph's firstborn child.
I am very anti-flagging, but if one person deserves to be flagged down then it is Ralph.
Ralph has been calling for the total censorship of his enemies for years now.
I did not flag Ralph but I wish I did so that I could've taken some credit for all this.

Normalizing flagging is a terrible idea, but this is fucking Ethan Ralph.
This is 100000% justice, completely warranted.
If anything, this should be a lesson to those who call for the censorship of others.
I don't care that he got flagged, at all, i don't think anyone really does, it's the stupidity of people braggign about flagging him and showing screenshots and expecting asspats for flagging him. No one really cares what you do to ralph, honestly, but when you run here to brag about it, well folks here are gonna shit on you.
 
People have literally said why they hate Ralph for years. Groypers you're just too brainwashed, pathetic and virgin to understand most are legitimate reasons.
Saw on one of the KillstreamLive tweets where people were calling out Ralph for ban evading that Groypers were making fun of people for being "TOS Cucks". Then they act appalled and flabbergasted when their beloved pig idol gets banned for blatantly violating Twitter's TOS multiple times over.

Groypers are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet, by far.
 
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