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Phil hits the block button, his wattle quivering with impotent rage, and composes a post about confronting a fascist with his totally real gun on the post-apocalyptic streets of Portland.
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I raped a dog 2day
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Cue the reta
Cue the tater-tard screaming that they’re kiwis ?
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Haha, looks like we scared the antifa crime minister so bad she had to retreat to the woods to hide from our specially trained Kiwi operatives. Thankfully we have our woodland operatives hard at work tracking her. No escape Isabel, no escape!
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Cleverly disguised as sasquatch I might note.
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Yes, and so are our agents!
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It is just me, or has the bedroom camera (Camera 2) been out since sometimes last night? I wanted to watch Toren.
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Shhh. Don't give away our operatives!
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I had to reinstall the viewer-client on my tablet, and Cam2[Toren] came right up. Have you patched your OS lately? That was MY issue. All good now.
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Now that you mention if, I just updated my laptop. It works just fine on my tablet.
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He brought his airsoft vest on a cosplay camping trip!
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- May 26, 2013
Still got them good old derpy eyes.
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Desert of the Three Arrows
Covered in snow and plant life
Covered in snow and plant life
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- Aug 24, 2014
That's the "before" picture...
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- Jan 15, 2014
God, he looks so miserable in this photo. “What do you mean, Amazon don’t deliver here?”
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Phil is a break from civilisation, what on earth is he drivelling about.
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He conflates Special Forces with Special Needs a lot.
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He looks like someone just told him to stop dicking around and help set up camp for the third time.
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Scraping the arse end of the barrel for these.
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Did the other two attempts fail due to his smelly fatass taking up the entire camp?
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All about the wrapping paper, and there's nothing inside.
How many layers of tacticool camo shit and patches does it take before people will take Phil seriously? Can he move around with all that canvas and metal crap that's hanging off him? It's not exactly stealth or swift, is it? At least comrade goitre is nice and warm, all wrapped up in the balaclava under Phil's chin.
If he camped out in the woods, what's the betting he whined and demanded special treatment non-stop for his 'fibromyalgia', 'back pain' and troon surgery infection?
It's a shame this was all a big larp to Phil, as a weekend out in nature (even if it's cold) is always a nice break.
How many layers of tacticool camo shit and patches does it take before people will take Phil seriously? Can he move around with all that canvas and metal crap that's hanging off him? It's not exactly stealth or swift, is it? At least comrade goitre is nice and warm, all wrapped up in the balaclava under Phil's chin.
If he camped out in the woods, what's the betting he whined and demanded special treatment non-stop for his 'fibromyalgia', 'back pain' and troon surgery infection?
It's a shame this was all a big larp to Phil, as a weekend out in nature (even if it's cold) is always a nice break.