📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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The first picture is the one I first saw when I learned about him years ago and those years have not been kind. :c
 
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Tard mil-camo hoodie even an edgy teen would be embarrassed about wearing given how it shows how fat his head is? Check.
Poorly fitted cheap shit looking tac-vest with no function but make Phil look fat? Check.
Hilariously pathetic AR airsoft gun he's pretending is a real people weapon? Check.
Poorly fitted balaclava hidden in the shadow to hide how fat his moon face is? Check.
GAWARGL tard eyes not quite looking in the right direction? Check.

Conclusion: Fat angry retarded man looks comical, not scary.
 
Tard mil-camo hoodie even an edgy teen would be embarrassed about wearing given how it shows how fat his head is? Check.
Poorly fitted cheap shit looking tac-vest with no function but make Phil look fat? Check.
Hilariously pathetic AR airsoft gun he's pretending is a real people weapon? Check.
Poorly fitted balaclava hidden in the shadow to hide how fat his moon face is? Check.
GAWARGL tard eyes not quite looking in the right direction? Check.

Conclusion: Fat angry exceptional man looks comical, not scary.
At least he's displaying trigger discipline. :epik::optimistic:
 
Have his eyes always gone in different directions? Seems like it's really obvious now and I'm not sure whether it's because the rest of the derp overshadowed it before, or if something is happening in his potato brain to make one eye wander. You know kind of what happens if you don't treat a lazy eye, it just turns more and more?

I do hope our tuber hasn't got a tumor.
 
Have his eyes always gone in different directions? Seems like it's really obvious now and I'm not sure whether it's because the rest of the derp overshadowed it before, or if something is happening in his potato brain to make one eye wander. You know kind of what happens if you don't treat a lazy eye, it just turns more and more?

I do hope our tuber hasn't got a tumor.

He had the derpy tard eyes as early as 2011.

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They might be a little derpier but he's always looked retarded.
 
He had the derpy tard eyes as early as 2011.

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They might be a little derpier but he's always looked exceptional.
They're definitely derpy, but appear to both be going in roughly the same direction. Still, I suppose eyes going in two different directions = all the better to see fascists with, or something.

God, that's a horrific photo. Thanks for putting me off my breakfast.
 
Isn't it cute that Phil puts up his safari outfit two whole days before the trip?
Normal people pre-shrink their clothes; Phil pre-stinks them.
 
I really like how Phil obviously put a lot of effort in ensuring that his big fat head blocks the orange tip on the muzzle of his airsoft toy so people will hopefully think it's a real weapon. Too late Phil, we already saw that "MADE IN CHINA" is stamped on the lower receiver in the first photo you posted of your new toy.
 
“Special” Forces
I really like how Phil obviously put a lot of effort in ensuring that his big fat head blocks the orange tip on the muzzle of his airsoft toy so people will hopefully think it's a real weapon. Too late Phil, we already saw that "MADE IN CHINA" is stamped on the lower receiver in the first photo you posted of your new toy.
Funny that a guy who claims to have a real gun never actually shows us any photos of it, given how much he loves showing off the useless crap he wastes his tugboat on.
 
“Special” Forces

Funny that a guy who claims to have a real gun never actually shows us any photos of it, given how much he loves showing off the useless crap he wastes his tugboat on.

Not just "Special" Forces, but the Ain't-ifa 86'd Chair-Borne SpEd Forces, Tankie Divison. They're also known as the Pink Berets.
 
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