📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures
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- Jan 15, 2014
You have to open the book to read it, Phil.
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End thread? WHAT fucking thread you begging poseur?
Also, If you've read that book cover to cover and can adequately explain it without plagerizing a googled summary, i'll mail you my paycheque for the next two weeks, Phil. (It's about 4-5 of your tugboat payments. Just think of all the fake guns you can buy!)
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Don't forget to post any pictures of Phil you have without gear on as often as possible. He thinks getting to see his face is a privilege for his fellow antifatards so best to ruin that.
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I like when he emphasizes his wattle and looks like a fat sausage.
He's just obviously retarded in so many of his pictures.
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This is the man, who plans on being able to kill all of kiwi farms and the POTUS in unarmed combat or with an airsoft weapon.
He looks closer to female here before the male pattern baldness hit tatters even harder.
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They already have. Soon it will be the Conquest of Diabetes.
I knew Randy Quaid had fallen on hard times, but never imagined it was THIS bad.
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Even as retarded as he is, I still can't believe he thought that this clown-ass look was somehow 'sexy' and/or feminine in ANY possible way. He'd be laughed out of any goth nightclub or else treated with total suspicion as a potential cop or otherwise outsider to the culture trying to fit in.
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Nice example of Phil's eyes going in different directions!
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Here are some classics.
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The chola eyebrows and upturned crucifix one is like a funhouse mirror, with added derp and stupidity just for fun. I didn't realise eyes could be so far apart outside of hammerhead sharks. It's fascinating.
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Sounds like the 'Crime Minister' needs to get a job and work like a good commie instead of mooching off the proletariat like a bloated tick.
I'd say he wasn't going for 'sexy' here, he was trying to look intimidating. Which I guess if you're a small child and you stumble upon this clown-looking man with no eyebrows, a badly drawn upside-down cross, cheap emo jewelry, and eyes set far enough apart he can see people walking parallel to him without turning his head, yeah, that could be scary.
To everyone else he looks like the type of guy that likes to lure kids into abandoned buildings and that doesn't inspire fear in adults; it inspires anger and the desire to pummel him with a 2x4.
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Phil during his witch phase, which he forgot just as he’ll forget his Antifa phase.
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Oh, man, thank you for that. I think it's the first time in ages i've saved an entire post rather then just images because it's just so the perfect collage of Phil at his derpiest and most disconnected from reality. /props
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Oh hell, ALL of you veteran Phil-osophy Kiwis posting these nuggests of pure autistic gold deserve the /props. Never seen such a cascade of failure since OPL's glory days. I salute thee. O7
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To all you glorious bastards posting these classic pics Semper fucking Fi.