📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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Phil's been to the Reclaim MLK March on 20 Jan 19, and was captured by a photojournalist.
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You can't be absolutely sure if photo he reposts on twitter is really him...
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... but the photo he does not repost leaves no doubt!
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Does he make his boots shiny? Lol at guarding, they probably told him to stay where he is and guard that sign in front of him.
 
Now, lets look beyond just the derpy eye.
Take in the neck rolls, but more importantly, take in the crusty balaclava from him drooling while bouncing and squeaking wildly all day because he thinks that he's accomplishing something.

Unfortunately, cartman still did it better.
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Tragi-Chan said:
It probably wasn't designed to cover an enormous double chin. That being said, it looks cheap as hell, so it may not even have been designed to fit a normal head properly. It doesn't even have two eye holes, just one crudely divided by a stitch (and not centred on the bridge of his nose). If I thought Phil could sew, I'd say he'd done it himself.
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It looks like he stapled it together.
 
wellthathappened said:
No tactical advantage. Major tacticool advantage though.
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Especially wearing a goddamn backpack! :story:wtf did he bring? a change of clothes to something less retarded and a wheel of cheese for a light lunch?

I can see him bravely charging into....er...away from the fray, that stupid pack shifting and bouncing from one gelatinous hip to the other.....

Even without the derpy eyes and toy weapons he always finds a way to destroy the image he wants to portray.
 
Standing around in all black, wearing a toy helmet. Note there's no-one near him. He didn't get near the march in case there was trouble. Getting a photo taken by a legit photographer will have made his year, though. It's all about being noticed. That's pretty much the only reason why most sjws go to 'protests'.

Goddamn, look at that balaclava stretched over his neck wattle :lit:
 
The rest of the photos show what a poser Phil is. Everyone else is dressed in regular street clothes. There’s one other masked guy. I bet Phil only got two photos for the “get a load of this guy” factor.
 
I love how the helmet doesn't seem to fit right...maybe you should take some of the gear off, Phil, though protecting your brain seems pointless to begin with.
 
It is striking how lonely and isolated Phil looks, even at his moment of greatest triumph. I don't think those pictures tell the story he thinks they do.
 
Dentontx said:
It is striking how lonely and isolated Phil looks, even at his moment of greatest triumph. I don't think those pictures tell the story he thinks they do.
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What do you mean? He protected the fuck out of that sign. People gave him a wide berth, avoided eye contact...why if anything it proves just how much of a big, scary brute of an italian man he really is.
 
So we've got;
Cheap, useless helmet
Goggles
Baclava encrusted with mouth stank
Hoodie
Tacticool vest
Backpack with duct tape enhancements
Unwashed pants
Dollar store suprisingly non-fingerless gloves
Boots shined in his own grease

Together all of these form...
A.ntifa
S.uper
S.oldier
aka ASS.
 
Also also wtf kind of fashion scarf is he wearing? Whatever it is, it's not the sniper or ghillie veil he obviously thinks it is, since those have a looser weave. So, you know, you can STICK TWIGS AND LEAVES AND CAMOUFLAGE MATERIALS IN THEM because THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR.
 
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