📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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The fact that Phil keeps doing the schtick shows that he probably doesnt have any meaningful contact with his so called "subjects" that he is "prime minister" of

the "antifa" "supersoldier" is nothing more than a loony troon who is even more miserable and sad than the loony troons who make up actual factual antifa
 
The fact that Phil keeps doing the schtick shows that he probably doesnt have any meaningful contact with his so called "subjects" that he is "prime minister" of

From the fact he hasn't had his ass kicked recently, it's obvious his interactions with other humans are almost entirely online, and even there he is mostly ignored.
 
Anyone can claim to be Antifa. It’s not like it’s some organised rebellion. It’s a loose alliance ranging from actual political groups to lone nuts to keyboard warriors. Phil clearly does have links with other Antifa members, but they appear to just be a bunch of crypto-fascist sped fatties who fart around in the woods and talk about how tough they are, possibly while masturbating. They aren’t going to rise up against anyone.

In terms of the ones who might actually be dangerous, they wouldn’t let Phil anywhere near. His glory-hunting, distinctiveness, cowardice, lack of skill and educational subnormality would make him too much of a liability.
 
From the fact he hasn't had his ass kicked recently, it's obvious his interactions with other humans are almost entirely online, and even there he is mostly ignored.

That's pretty much been the case since his days at Gloucester Community College, but its getting worse of late since he's getting older, fatter, and uglier while still trying to hang out with naive 20 something millennial SJWs. Still, he does find ways to mooch off people. He's got whatever Antifa troon taking him to the gun range and photographing his fat ass cosplaying in the woods. He also may have a friend who helped him fake his surgery photos (although its possible this is the same idiot). Part of me kind of hopes he's got his own Teen Troon Squad in a futile attempt to one up Chris, but most likely its some idiot who just feels sorry for Phil. Oh and it seems he may be talking to Tweaker again, though why she would willingly subject herself to that is beyond me. The tranny community must be really terrible if you'd go back to someone like Phil just to appease them (not to mention stupid, since they could just choose Tweaker over Phil and have a perfectly valid excuse to ostracize him).
 
That's pretty much been the case since his days at Gloucester Community College, but its getting worse of late since he's getting older, fatter, and uglier while still trying to hang out with naive 20 something millennial SJWs. Still, he does find ways to mooch off people. He's got whatever Antifa troon taking him to the gun range and photographing his fat ass cosplaying in the woods. He also may have a friend who helped him fake his surgery photos (although its possible this is the same idiot). Part of me kind of hopes he's got his own Teen Troon Squad in a futile attempt to one up Chris, but most likely its some idiot who just feels sorry for Phil. Oh and it seems he may be talking to Tweaker again, though why she would willingly subject herself to that is beyond me. The tranny community must be really terrible if you'd go back to someone like Phil just to appease them (not to mention stupid, since they could just choose Tweaker over Phil and have a perfectly valid excuse to ostracize him).
I only started following Phil after the Tweaker business, but I get the impression he’s pretty confused.
 
If Phil really was a radical he'd paint himself as a Gamer and join gang weed
 
It's the most revolting Cenobite of them all: Shithead!

He does look like a fatter Butterball.

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Is the balaklava supposed to literally rest on the lower eyelids, like pulling down his water line?

That looks intensely uncomfortable.

No it's just him being a fucking tard and trying to hide his lazy eye because we're making fun of him. It's the same reason why he rarely smiles in pictures anymore, we made fun of his buckteeth, and instead of ignoring us, he made it worse and now doesn't smile.

He looks like he belongs to ISIS.

Didn't Phil admit to joining them a month ago? Spudboy mentioned them in a Facebook post, then changed his name on Facebook and Twitter and put the ISIS in it. Which lead to us believing he joined them or is a sympathizer because he doesn't understand what they do.
 
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'You know what goes great with baclavas? Bandanas.'

I'm surprised he's not wearing the helmet, too. You can only imagine how bad that thing smells; his rancid breath collecting in the material, drying out, getting moist again...and like anything else he owns it's never gonna get washed.
Viva la revolucion!
 
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I'm surprised he's not wearing the helmet, too. You can only imagine how bad that thing smells; his rancid breath collecting in the material, drying out, getting moist again...and like anything else he owns it's not gonna get washed.
Viva la revolucion!
Why wash it when you can just buy a new one with other people's money?
 
Christine has grown real boobs, why cant you do it Phil? Oh yeah bc you are not really transgender.
 

The balaclava really emphasizes the utter Down's syndrome eyes, Phil's most identifiable feature. If he ever commits a crime in that getup and somehow manages to waddle away before the cops get there, all the witness will remember is the most tarded derp eyes he's ever seen in his life. If they have a police lineup, they'll put balaclavas over all the suspects, and the witness will confidently identify Phil. "I'd recognize that retard anywhere!"
 
Fails to hide wattle and derp eyes. 1/10.

The balaclava really emphasizes the utter Down's syndrome eyes, Phil's most identifiable feature. If he ever commits a crime in that getup and somehow manages to waddle away before the cops get there, all the witness will remember is the most tarded derp eyes he's ever seen in his life. If they have a police lineup, they'll put balaclavas over all the suspects, and the witness will confidently identify Phil. "I'd recognize that exceptional individual anywhere!"
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It's also too tight or too small. See how it pushes his nose to one side?
It probably wasn't designed to cover an enormous double chin. That being said, it looks cheap as hell, so it may not even have been designed to fit a normal head properly. It doesn't even have two eye holes, just one crudely divided by a stitch (and not centred on the bridge of his nose). If I thought Phil could sew, I'd say he'd done it himself.

I find it weird that Phil's into all this tacticool shit and yet he somehow manages to fuck it up. Army surplus stuff is dirt cheap and far better quality than that bullshit he's got on his face there.
 
It doesn't even have two eye holes, just one crudely divided by a stitch (and not centred on the bridge of his nose). If I thought Phil could sew, I'd say he'd done it himself.
You mention that and I go back to look. It looks like it was shoddily pieced together...notice how the sides on the left and the right are crunched, like they're being forced down.
 
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