📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

[AnOminous]

Phil thinks he has a "jurisdiction."

He should get back to us when he's sleeping in the bedroom he pays for.

 

[Twrx]

I will say this I own 40+ guns, I'll bet them all that's not a real AK phil you fat buck tooth.

The stock etc look like that cheap air soft faggot fake wood that's cheaper than chink yew wood. The mag sits oddly and we know Phil is a dumb fucking nigger, that bolt carrier doesn't match, there's no reason/need anyone buying an AK vs building needs a different BCG. The safety looks to be kinda well fake too, lots of airsofts or other toys lack that too.

It's the same air soft toy he's had for a while. He's learned to hide the orange tip.

 

[drtoboggan]

The color version is no less intimidating:
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I take back what I said. Phil is a less competent version of Tyce. He can't even ride his Race War Bike.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Are you intimidated?

I'm positively astounded...

... at how he managed to use the balaclava to accentuate the lower set and distinct downward slant of his left eyesocket (camera right).

 

[The Crow]

6 Jan 2019
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Are you intimidated?

I bet this tard genuinely sees himself as like a modern-day Che Guevara.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I bet this tard genuinely sees himself as like a modern-day Che Guevara.

Cheese Guevara?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

This is like the Navy SEAL copypasta made flesh.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This is like the Navy SEAL copypasta made flesh.

In reality, he's less seal and more walrus.

 

[HickoryDickory]

The AntiFa thing is boring. He'd get more attention if he went full Amazon with war paint.

 

[Deadpool]

Since people are posting their favorite pics of Phil I'll post a personal favorite:

 

[MacMasonry]

Since people are posting their favorite pics of Phil I'll post a personal favorite:

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He bought in to our potato propaganda and put on a layer of brown make-up to fit the starchy description

EDIT: Fixed tense

 

[ON 190]

Since people are posting their favorite pics of Phil I'll post a personal favorite:

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P... Pennywise?!

 

[Deadpool]

P... Pennywise?!

We all bounce and squeak down here!!!

 

[Coldgrip]

Since people are posting their favorite pics of Phil I'll post a personal favorite:

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I can't be the only one who hears this in their head when they see that pic;

 

[Tragi-Chan]

P... Pennywise?!

That's not a word I'd use to describe Phil.

 

[The Un-Clit]

In reality, he's less seal and more walrus.

Nah. Elephant Seal.

Christ, even the photo caption is dead on: "Outcast from the group, this bull elephant seal finds himself alone and unable to breed."

 

[nvrwastetree]

6 Jan 2019
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Are you intimidated?

Oooo I'm shaking Phil. Hey dumbass, black and white doesn't make you look intimating your dumb edgelard. It makes you look stupid.

Give credit where credit is due , Spuds McDumbsky really took the time to not have 100% derp eye in this photo.

Good thing he reads the Farms daily and took the hint . Good on you, Slime Minister .

He honestly does a horrible job trying to hide stroke/lazy/tard eye. Phil I have a solution, stop letting toren fuck you in the eye, then you won't be so cockeyed.

Since people are posting their favorite pics of Phil I'll post a personal favorite:

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I see Phil's using the new Ebola shade and jaundice shade by maybaline.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Is the balaklava supposed to literally rest on the lower eyelids, like pulling down his water line?

That looks intensely uncomfortable.

 

[Positron]

Nah. Elephant Seal.

Male elephant seals are brutal. Phil isn't.

Picture with extra caption on DeviantArt. He also posts lots of road signs.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Male elephant seals are brutal. Phil isn't.

Picture with extra caption on DeviantArt. He also posts lots of road signs.
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True, but there's also not much more ugly and pathetic then a male elephant seal that's lost it's last big posturing (and flatulent) battle and been booted out by the more successful and breeding alpha bulls.

If a beta bull elephant seal possessed the intellect to troon out (or even tard out) you just fucking know it would.