📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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(Dang, dirty) MALE pattern baldness coming in nicely.

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I just showed that picture to a lady friend of mine, without any introduction or context, and the look of pure confused horror that washed over her face is something I will cherish forever and always.
 
I was chatting to my ex yesterday and I told her about ADF and I told her about how he used to dress like an anime girl or a cuban terrorist. She said "oh is he someone else they pick on, on that bullying forum you like, where you pick on that Chris?" I showed her the google image results (of classic older pics) and she said "he looks sweet, I should have dated him" and she spent a few minutes studying the photos and saying aw, she thought he was cute and wishes she could meet him.
 
BurningPewter said:
I was chatting to my ex yesterday and I told her about ADF and I told her about how he used to dress like an anime girl or a cuban terrorist. She said "oh is he someone else they pick on, on that bullying forum you like, where you pick on that Chris?" I showed her the google image results (of classic older pics) and she said "he looks sweet, I should have dated him" and she spent a few minutes studying the photos and saying aw, she thought he was cute and wishes she could meet him.
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Kill her/yourself, burn everything, show no mercy.
 
BurningPewter said:
I was chatting to my ex yesterday and I told her about ADF and I told her about how he used to dress like an anime girl or a cuban terrorist. She said "oh is he someone else they pick on, on that bullying forum you like, where you pick on that Chris?" I showed her the google image results (of classic older pics) and she said "he looks sweet, I should have dated him" and she spent a few minutes studying the photos and saying aw, she thought he was cute and wishes she could meet him.
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You should set the meeting up. And film it.
 
Would be lovely. but we don't really have the time or resources to fly to the USA to sniff through all the darkest corners of..whatever town he's in..crap Eli Warren Pyatt looks like me. It's like a mirror. (except for the nostrils. I used to have big nostrils like that, but now i have a bashed nose from wandering lost into the wrong "people of colour" neighborhood one night 17 years ago.
 
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BurningPewter said:
Would be lovely. but we don't really have the time or resources to fly to the USA to sniff through all the darkest corners of..whatever town he's in..crap Eli Warren Pyatt looks like me. It's like a mirror. (except for the nostrils. I used to have big nostrils like that, but now i have a bashed nose from wandering lost into the wrong "people of colour" neighborhood one night 17 years ago.

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So what you're saying is that your ex thinks Phil looks sweet and she'd like to meet him, secure in the knowledge that her kindness can never be put to the test.
 
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