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ToroidalBoat said:
Hispanic people can be light-skinned though. I want to know what kind of mental gymnastics Phil goes through to see himself as a beautiful Latinx goddess.
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Light skinned is not white skinned.

Honestly though, Mediterranean whites (Italians,greeks, and spaniards etc) weren't grouped with white people of northern Europe in the past. Not only culturally different, they were mostly catholics to northern Europe's protestants.
To black people in the US a white person is of the WASP variety.
 
Flame the Sunbird said:
Maybe keys on a string? Or tools? One of the pieces kind of looks like a tiny vice or a hack saw but it's hard to tell. @Ravenor - Do you know?

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I think it's supposed to be bicycle keys on a chain because, of course. It's just that Phil is a shitty artist, and most people don't fetishize bicycle paraphernalia so nobody is going to get it. I think @Ravenor counted something like a dozen bicycle tattoos on Phil.

See, the thing is, Phil is a kid at heart. He feels the need to constantly reaffirm his interest in things, even if it's only for image. Whereas a normal person would think one tattoo of something they were really passionate about was adequate (assuming of course you feel the need to even get tattooed in the first place), Phil needs a dozen. He constantly needs to reaffirm his identity and interests. I think part of it may be autism, but also his own stupidity; he is so dumb that he doesn't remember if something isn't constantly drilled into his head, and he thinks everyone is as dumb as he is.

Darndirty said:
Light skinned is not white skinned.

Honestly though, Mediterranean whites (Italians,greeks, and spaniards etc) weren't grouped with white people of northern Europe in the past. Not only culturally different, they were mostly catholics to northern Europe's protestants.
To black people in the US a white person is of the WASP variety.
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Eh, the very concept of 'white' is a social construct anyway. Like, more so than the SJWs realize. For one thing, being the 'wrong sort of white' could land you in trouble in some neighborhoods and countries. Still can. But there's also the question of who is 'white' in the first place. Why are Greeks more or less white, but not Turks or Lebanese? In the US, pseudoscientific racism has sort of shifted from being Anglo-Saxon to at least being European.

There light skinned Latinos, of predominantly (or even entirely) European origin, who would pass as 'white' for most people. Of course, Phil would be seen as white by just about anybody because he IS white Anglo-American but that's different entirely. Most people would avoid Phil because of how he looks, acts and (likely) smells, not his skin tone.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I love it how Phil is so smug that pretend Australatina is bigger than pretend CWCville that he thinks everyone else will be impressed and intimidated.
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Someone should point out that CWCville exists in another dimension, so technically Chris has an entire universe. I never get tired of Phil's one-sided feud with a man who 1) is generally considered to be one of the biggest losers on the Internet and 2) doesn't even know Phil exists. It proves that Phil lives for our attention - no one else would give two shits who's the better cow.

ToroidalBoat said:
Hispanic people can be light-skinned though. I want to know what kind of mental gymnastics Phil goes through to see himself as a beautiful Latinx goddess.
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It's less mental gymnastics, more lying.

Hellfire said:
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This is how the troon version of The Italian Job ends.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I never get tired of Phil's one-sided feud with a man[...]
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I think it may have something to do with a fear Phil has of being lumped together with the likes of Chris or his less functional brother. So he brags that Australatina is bigger as if to say his mind is bigger and more functional.

That and Phil wants to be the center of attention, and Chris "steals his limelight," like Chris feared people with Asperger Syndrome did to "TRUE and HONEST autistics."
 
Flame the Sunbird said:
Maybe keys on a string? Or tools? One of the pieces kind of looks like a tiny vice or a hack saw but it's hard to tell. @Ravenor - Do you know?

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Here's my guess
And the rope because :autism:
Edit: and of course if it is this, beretta is Italian
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Flame the Sunbird said:
Maybe keys on a string? Or tools? One of the pieces kind of looks like a tiny vice or a hack saw but it's hard to tell. @Ravenor - Do you know?

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It looks like @Twrx said a P38 can opener on a string this is one of those small ones he got done on the spare of the moment as part of a larger work that doesn't seem to fit in with anything else he's got.
 
Now ask yourself would you ever think that highly punchable mug is in anyway a woman?
 
Why does phil have on his wall "isabel rosa araujo 2014-2017"? It makes it sound like he is offing that person this year, what a tard.
 
Tront Rozner said:
Is he just hanging out in his apartment all day with that helmet on?
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Honestly yes, he get's dressed up in really stupid shit all the time just because he can not because he has a reason to do it.

a_name_but_backwards said:
Why does phil have on his wall "isabel rosa araujo 2014-2017"? It makes it sound like he is offing that person this year, what a tard.
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The best way to think about it is a slightly more retarded version of OPL's Copywrite mark you know CWC 2001 - ???? but the date surprises me because back then the people who he stole his current names from where not notable online for him to have picked up on.
 
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