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Did he post that?
📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures
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Faulty Keurig
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Not even an app that is supposed to make you look feminine can work on Taters.
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Give him a big red wig and maybe he could pass as a knockoff version of Carrot Top?
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Oh my god how I wish that thought process were limited only to Phil instead of being the mindset of every trans girl in Portland who can't just learn how to use foundation properly.
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Even a juggalo would be unimpressed by that display
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Have you seen Carrot Top these days? The dude is seriously ripped and has been for years. Comparing him to Phil is an insult to Carrot Top.
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That reminds me, I hear John Leguizamo is playing Phil in the new Kiwi Farms movie.
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Oh fuck why hasn't anyone pointed that out before... fucking hell that's uncanny.
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Girl scouts would fuck ADF up.
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To paraphrase Sir Terry - "If you want real trouble look to the women, a Male lion looks all big and impressive and lays around doing nothing picking the odd bit of Gazzel out of his teeth but the Female Lion hasn't got time for all that showy mess they just go right for the Jugular".
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Phil's Re.tarded Adventure
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Great, now I'm in Phil's profile pic. 
The only flaw is that John Leguizamo is Latino and not a white American from a white background like the notorious white man Phil.
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Yeah man but Benedict Cumberbatch is neither a dragon nor attractive but in movies he pretends to be both. It's acting son
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So I guess the original plan was to get the sign of the Deathly Hallows on there, too? Phil would be dumb enough to think that Harry Potter was a textbook for real magic.
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i think i saw this tattoo plan on his instagram too but it's hella old (he's already got the tat). maybe he's posting it now cause he's facing misandry from toren?
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"Misandry," eh? Well, he's getting no money from me!